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Let's go Izzy!
Get us started, Boy king.
GO ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rallyrallyrallyrallyrallyrally
Take a strike.
Did i hear correct, GMJ is on deck for Naps???!!!
we need baserunners, I guess but Naps can take a walk so???
What??

Please tell me you heard that wrong.

time to be Mighty, mouse

Gazoo is missing the pitches to hit today...
MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONKEY

i hope that’s not true.

Izturis needs to play 3rd

bench figgins

Way to put in play...
wtf is isturiz doing out there still
that fan coulda been the next steve bartman
yup, two out pick off
what are you talking about? Still on the bad call against Willits?
izzy was clearly not seeing the ball well in his first at bat, by getting picked, it allowed papsmear to come in and face izzy again for an easy out.
HGH for Naps?

…wtf?

You need to hit him harder, Barton.
somone please hit the ball right a paps face.
WTF is this? why pull home run power with nap?
why pull OB percentage in Naps?
We don't need a home run.
IDK

Sosh punishing him for his throw?

Way outside
GMJ, why? naps has high obp, right?
Are there any Angel fans there?
Yes, JUICE will save us.
WHAT THE FUCK! GARY MATHEWS FUCKEN JR

WHAT THE FUCK!?!!

even our stats listed list negative things… lol.

Sir RISP-A-LOT in.
no RISP, though.
SWING LIKE A MAN JUNOIR!!!
I*BELIEVE*I*BELIEVE*I*BELIEVE*I*BELIEVE*I*BELIEVE*I*BELIEVE*I*BELIEVE*
Mike Scioscia = FAIL

GMJ for Naps.

is that a

lets go angels chant

DUDDDEEEEE

that pitch was way outside!

NOT a strike
That was a foot outside
Francona looks like Egghead from the '60s Batman show
ball way outside, bs
wow bad call
Not even close to being a strike.

“he paints the outside corner… or not”

great announcing.

calssic GMJ at bat…..just watch the strikes roll by.

Just rip my balls out
Darn GMJ is a CHOKER

Boston didn’t win this game
The Angels LOST this one.

agreed
I think the angels won this game :)
Down to our last out.
very strange game

going to have to win game 6 or it’s panic time

Game 4
Bad call or not, the fact that we had bases load 0 outs, is why we are losing. Let's not blame the umps on this one
Figgins and Willits

damn it

Whatever
Really a Beat LA chant?!
Arte must be proud
I want to start an L.A. -based magazine called "Beat L.A."
Dear Batters

the ump has been calling those as strikes all damn game…..SO FUCKING SWING!!!!

How can you do something that's sooooo wrong

just because somebody tells you to.

its over even if aybar gets on Failing figgins on deck
Why are you on an Angels Fan blog??
Well shit, that didn't go as planned.

C’mon Aybar.

Not a big deal they barely beat us
God damn, I really wanted to win this game. I think the early start was a bad omen. Lester and Beckett scare the crap out of me.
On three days rest?

Man up

what the fuck was that
jfherjcjrehbcjkem3j4fhbdjcnj43hgvcbjngbvjncfktjgvcnfmtjyvcxn

it’s ok, we’ll get’em next time

Aybar!
Well, I'd like to say we're alive, but it is Figgy
What is your problem??
glad we gave up the out with gmj
NOT OVER YET BITCHES!
woo Aybar

RALLY

FIGGINS YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
2 run bomb plz
We have hope! Oh wait, nevermind, Figgins is up.
I hope he can get a hit but he just does not have it
PINCH HIT KENDRICK!
oh wait, Figgy

REDEEM YOURSELF

how about hk for PH
Figgy with a chance for Pesky pole redemption
Figgins better show the fuck up
now would be a great time to bust the slump!
I'm not watching
hand on the remote to change it quickly if it doesn't happen
Aybar. so shines a good deed, in a weary world
C'mon Figgy, you are due.
Please please please get Bobby up. I love Bobby.
I'll take a walk here
2-0

figgins walk?

figgy walk + chupa 3-Run HR..
its Aybar, Kmo and the Failettes
that looked like a trike
Oh please figgy, please walk
only surprised he didn't call that high pitch a K
BALL 3! TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!KKKKEEEE!!!
3-0 count

work a walk

Please walk so someone with a swing can bat

hope stirring in my heart.

Aybar to second on fielder's indifference.
cmon figginsssssss

get on base!!!

papsmear looks pist that he isnt getting his usual chest high outside strike
anything around the plate is a strike
Had to take both of those
blaaahhhdkhahdljhfadiuhdiud
Figgy, you tease
Shit Figgy, just get on.
Take the bat off your shoulder!
Figgins needs to take the bat off his shoulder
figgy dammit...>SWING when it's down the middle and obviously THERE
Come On Figgy
wrong guy at the plate right now
IT’S THE REVERSE DAVE HENDERSON COMING UP
WOOOO

BOBBBBBY

YESSSS!

CMON CHUPA!

Live and die by bobby
HOLY SHIT HE WALKED HIM!!
BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LETS GO BOBBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 run bomb cmon
Time for a big run!!!!

pull out your monkeys.

CHUPA, CHUPA, CHUPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

let’s do this!

2 out monkey love
Dammit figgins!!!!

Take the freaking bat off your shoulder

really?

shut the fuck up..

Lol

Jk

Take your base. My faith has been rewarded.
BOBBY

BOBBY
BOBBY
BOBBY
BOBBY

please Chupa, please

BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY!

behold the Ghost of Spezio

verily did he power Bobby to greatness

SAY IT! TELL FIGGY YOU'RE SORRY.
Hahaha

At the Very Least We Are Making These MUGHERFUCKERS SWEAT

Abrew time

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

5 BB for Bobby… that’s pretty decent.

with Paps. that is

S

dude vlad

you gotta quit it with the single letters..

3 run jack, against smear would be F'ing tits
Gapper or home run lets go bobby
another walk

and a Torii gs

I would trade my wife for a 3 run homer
I'll throw in my husband
That's the spirit!
C'MON BOBBBBYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Please Bobby, think of your exes beautiful breasts.Let them inspire you.

who r his x’s?

Check a couple of threads below
She fucked another guy on TV...

…pretty sure he’s not thinking of her

BOBBBY base hit to right field!

C'mon Bobby, a walk or hit would be nice, a HR excellent. Just no pop up or ground out.
omg they're tlaking about the comeback potential of the Angels
great...here we go
c'mon Bobby - PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you could be a legend Bob. a LEGEND
Buckner, Boone, Abreu.

Chupa can do it.

just keep the inning alive
throw sphincter off his game
audio?
listening to radio - about 5 seconds ahead of tv
balk

he moved his front foot

back was planted

you will be our hero for the week!

Ahhhhhh

So nervous

This game is giving me gas
not sure I can take thisI can feel my BP rising
cmon payoff hit
foul offs are killin me

but better than strike 3

i feel like i am having a heart attack
yesssssssssssssssssssssss
yesssssssssssssssssssssss
Chupacabreu used CLUTCH.

It’s super-effective!

FUCK THAT ONE RUN JEPSEN!

Stops at third?

Hmmm

Nice hit Bobby!
Come on TORIII!!!!!!!!!!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bobbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

wow

TorIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII tIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIme

BOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBB AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
that bases loaded strand is huge now
that was huge when it happened
i thought two were going to score
don't you LOVE

the silence?!?!?!!?

Let's go Torii!

Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!
Let’s go Torii!

Uno mas por favor.
TORIIII CMON TORIIIII

alrighty tori, show some ballz!

TORII!!!!! TORIII !!!!! TORII!!!!! TORIII!!!!!! TORII!!!!!!
have no sound and camera was on paps.

wha happened?

they're changing Torii
GODDDD SO CLOSE
Torii, chance to be mvp
fucking cowards
FUCKEN REGGIE WILLITS

FUCKEN DAVID ORTIZ!

shaddup. Willits was safe. It was a BAD CALL.

SHNIKES…
Vlad’s up

they want vlade?!

Vlad must bat now
If buck says whatsoever one more time
Pow

right in the kisser

they got no balls to face torii

dont have tv here… what kind of double was it, how come figgy didn’t score

Walk to face vlad eh? Vlad needs to be PATIENT!
Oh Sweet Jesus...

Vlad with the bases loaded! OMG

Walking Torii for Vlad...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

out of heart medication.....
going after vlad

NOW would be the time for the first grand slam

Come on VLAD
its up too vlad make them pay
This is why morales should be 4, not guerrero
vladdie, your the second greatest angel of all time, move up the ladder
Swing torii swing
that means

Vladdy is gonna HIT one…

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

all that for an intentional walk??? :)

Will Vlad be the hero or the goat?
cmon VLADDY show those platinum ballz of yours

bad move boston bad move, VLADE WILL IMPALE YOUR SEASON BOSTON!

Vladimir, this is your one shot at a five-year extension.
this is it Vladdy

you will redeem yourself today

this would've never happened in previous years

let’s make them remember that, Vladdy

Vlad should be hitting 6th.

Vlad

your time has come, young padawan

VLAD THE IMPALER

DO THIS SHIT!

this is judgement time
what a game.

even if the Sox win, I think we took a lot of the MO back

Vlad

Needs to earn his contract right now

whoops

a little slow on the uptake this time.

WTG Bobby!

damn you Naps

game should be tied

sad....they are intentionally walking to get to Vlad

who’da thunk that one would ever happen???

Vlad, we love you, you have been the face of our franchise,

but we really need you to come through bud. You can do it!

c'mon VLADDDYYYYY - be a hero

this is really, really flustering.
take the walk.

omg...

first pitch hes going to swing and pop up

Outta here Chowdahead.
Last time someone intentionally walked to get to Vlad...

…he hit it out – Baltimore in August

they just walked a guy to pitch to you Vlad. to YOU

make them fucking pay

figgins

would have been a close play at plate. . .looked like nobody was covering

oh lord..........

I’ve been a sinner………..I know……….

But please please please………….help us out a bit here!

Vlad, no bullshit. Don't swing at a ball 3 feet above or outside the zone.
Vladdy do what you want

just make it a hit

If Vladdy is staying ....

it comes down to this.

Fuck, never thought I wouldnt want vladdy up in this spot, but i dont
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OTIJOGJOWRARRSERBHR0EIH-I0S5HT-0IH90TSHST09ISETJSJXAXAJXGBXXTBTBEERJ

es[ecially the BEER bit
VLADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YEA MURTHA FUCKEERR

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
immedaite eating of crow
YESSSsSfjkdkkfjfjfkkdjdjdj
RUDUHFSUAHIFDUPHFOIPFOWpfioraNSVIONPwoierhjfsarhgweiopg oipjoiowijgwroiesfb=MJ
unvelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES VLADDDY

NOW is the time...

Now IS THE MOMENT!!!!

VLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT BITCHES
VLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!
told ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take that papelbitch

FUCK YES< STFD!!!!

OMFG!!!!!

i’m a little teary.

I love you VLAD!

FUCK YOU BOSTON
please vlad?

i love you!!!!!!

BIG DADDY VLADDY!!!!!!!!

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR IBB’ing TORII!!!!!!!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

VLAAAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYY
Vlad just killed it...

how awesome

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n/grvfrsnhjfjurdhhvnd;lskncflkaDSJCKLASJNCKLADSJNKL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YES!
Holy shit yes
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

VLADDDDDDDDDDDD

I am screaming in my house.

me too.

neighbors are suspicious.

me too

brought my hubby running out of the office…“you won?”

VLADY

I am gonna buy you so many lizards

GOISUGPUJOSUJOGSPU)(*U&(*PUY(*OJOIJPOIU)(U):OJ:OHIOGJS?GJJKG
BS PAPELBITCH!

Glad 4 Vlad!!!

holy shit
FUCKING HELL YES

Dancing, Screaming.

Shut up ALL YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!! HALOS RULE!!!!!!!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
GAME FUCKING OVER!
not quiiiiiite
not over yes - but I'm liking it
Nothing is over!
YESSSSSS

oh man, YES. YES.

I am cheering the hell out of this television.

who is up for boston?

its not tied you fucking idiot buck martinez

go fuck yourself

SUPER-VLAD

To The Rescue!

oh my, Vladdy is the greatest Angel of all time
Oh my god

I cannot believe we just witnessed that

Not tied bitch

took the lead bitch Buck

we heard that too. they are in DENIAL.
fuentes time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, I can’t take him coming out

OMG THE NEIGHBORS THINK WE'RE KILLING EACH OTHER!!!!!!
LOL me too

‘cept i’m the only one home…

Lol probably
A moment to remember!
REDEMPTION FOR VLADY!!!!!!! ALL YOU BAND WAGON BITCHES THAT GAVE UP A LONG TIME AGO CAN LEAVE THIS SITE FOREVER!
A-Men Bruddah

vlad IS my man!!!!!!!!!!!11

Blown Save - Paplebon
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dhjxjdisidkdkxjdkdkdjdjdjdjd

OH. MY. EFFING. GOD.

SUCK IT PAPELBUM

Keep it going.

Put up some more.

2 out rally.

HALOS RULE!!!!

We just witnessed magic

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS ASKING WAHT TIME THE GAME IS TOMMORROW!

my 3 week old

is the lucky charm!

so yes

IT IS INFACT THE REVERSE DAVE HENDERSON

close down the game halos, i want sam adams winter

you disrespect Vlad? VLAD MAKE CHOWDS PAY

FUCK BOSTON

Valddy dancing like a girl, Aybar's dreads all over the place, Fenway like a library

love it!

haha how dissapointed is this crew calling the game

give me a fucking break

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Buck Martinez is senile
I am so wrong for having doubted the power of Vlad.
GO VLad just so sweet against Papelbon
who is up for boston
What time is the game tomorrow? LOL
I dunno...

but what time to the Angels land at SNA????

don't jinx it!!!

listed in paper “if necessary”….NOT

It was a joke

from the previous.

course, there's still Fuentes.......
I love how the announcers said Aybar (potential 5th run) didn't matter when he took 2nd.....

I’d much rather be down 6-5 going into the 9th (or 6-6 if we only get 2 runs) than down 6-4 anyday.

freakin’ A

Don't you ever bring out Dave Henderson again, bastards.

THIS TEAM IS DIFFERENT!

someones on the other side of the phone thinks that people are dying in my house because we're screaming
nice call NESN
I think I had a heart attack.

My official apology to VLAD!

get some insurance runs
Vlad gets all my love today.
FUCK THE HISTORY
No it happened the way it was supposed to happen and couldn't have happened any other way...
tied it Buck??? REALLYYYY???

nice

yeah, wtf?

i mean, not surprising, but…

love how they are trying to jinx the halos
My heart is pounding right now!
Trauma

These games just beat the crap out of me. I can’t have the sound on. I have to switch the channel now and then. It’s just too much to deal with. But oh god, thank you Vladdy and fuck you Henderson for 23 years of bs from the chowds.

know what i hate about boston?

everything. BUT I LOVE THE ANGELS!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papsmearboner bones it...

how sweet it is!

can i just say

FUK YEAH

Ive totally lost my shit

my poor coffee table

HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS AMAZINGGGG

Thanks to REV for starting the "RALLY THREAD"
Totally PANTHER of Rev
gonzalez, elisbury, PEDroia up next
How sad are these annoucers now
let's go K-Mo

I FEEL SO HAPPY FOR VLAD

I feel so happy for me! :P

Pimplebut!!!!!

Yeas!!!!!

PAPELBLOWN>..............

MOTHER FUCKERS

let's get some more!
How is that 27 inning scoreless streak going there, Paps?
ESPN and MLB just crapped in their pants
and so did buddy

selig that is

Ace Closer papelbon

3 runs allowed, plus two inherited runners score

definetly an ace closer
Where did Paps go???
took him OUT

he just might be handed his first post – season loss.
But WE handed him his first post-season RUNS (plural)

keeep it going guys, i dont want to have a heart attack with a 1 run lead with fuentes

im shaking with excitement and joy
insurance run

heaven knows we need it. ..

I hear a lets go Angels

fuentes. don’t f this.

seriously for the love of god
God Bless Vladimir Guerrero.
Fuck You Paplebon, right in your yard!
FUENTYSAUR?

rawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gotta go have a smoke b4 fuentes
who will come in? fuentes
hey Rev

who’s walk made that possible?

this is so not fuentes proiof
ohmygodohmygodohmygod

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

please, please don’t blow this..

NOW

I CAN CHANGE MY SONS DIAPER

RALLY DOOKIE!

I need to change MY diaper!

I been holding it for 2 innings now…

Hold onto your lover's tits

this is gonna be a wild ride

TIme to Pitch MUTHA FUCKAHS
lets go fuentasaurus rex
Fuentesaurus time. Fasten your seatbelts.
Let's Smash them like a Black Widow!!!
RAWR RAWR CHOMP CHOMP
Men of a Certain Age commercial...

that was funny! :D

o god, i cant watch fuentes

All I’m asking for is 3 Fuentes!!!

outs, that is! :)

But who cares?
1-2-3, Fuentes, please
brian brian brian

he can make up for the entire year with just one good inning

It's gonna be Fuentes
I can't believe I was wondering what time tomorrow's game is. What an idiot I am.
I looked to see what time ti was at too.
You were obviously channelling a Chowdahead.
no comment 0:-)

well. lets do this.

You'all got your brooms out !!!!!
fuck you Papelbitch, right in your ear with a frozen boot.

we own you from now on

Oh Noh's, there goes Bostonio

There goes the Saurus

Is this really happening?

oh my gosh i am going to be late for work

They might understand...
Stay with Oliver?

Get Santana ready?

What makes this even better is that

The guys calling the game are Red Sox fans, they do the NESN broadcasts.

Tiny Turk, my ten month old..

…is wailing silly now, because our screaming woke him up from his nap.

Great way to do so
he needs to get used to it
come on, Angels.

Let’s finish this, boys.

Buck Martinez has alzheimers

but at least he doesn’t have alzheimers

finish this shit fuentes
Be the Fuentesaurus!!! RAWR!!!
oh brother now we're going to sweat with Fuentes

c’mon man!!!

3 more outs babby!!!

trader joes is giving $75 for every double?

did I hear that correctly? if so… cheapasses…

yep

I hate those commercials, that’s the only reason I know.

FUENTES CLOSE IT OUT.com!!!
Just checking in...

… we will win with what we got!

Go Vladdy.
Go Fuentes.
Go Angels!

i like how right after the angels rally, they show the red sox highlights from the past.

how can i even look at the tv, please make this easy
you know

he will make it exciting one way or the other….probably gone be a rollercoaster

i screamed

so damn loud

Screamed so hard I gave myself a nose bleed.
Get your blood pressure checked. SOON.
yes....good advice
I knew you wouldnt let me down forever, Figgy

the rally monkey video worked!!!!!!1

NO JINXING PEOPLE

remember they have scored a shitton of runs against the angels in the 9th including a mouthful of walkoffs

no messing around please.
Fuentes

EARN YOUR KEEP

Please, Please Fuentes lets get this done!
can anyone who knows about these things

give me some odds for Papelbon killing himself by 2010?

Hendu curse...

he threw out the first pitch today!

not cool

even for him

+1

I hate Papelbon, too, but that’s just unnecessary.

speaking metaphorically

I hope

But really guys...although that was clutch..

it doesnt compare to Pedroia’s double play

True

he was off balance

lets go fuentes!!!

pray. just pray.

Dear Heavenly Father...

we are gathered here today to bear witness to a Papelboner blown save…and a Fuentes 123 9th…

AMEN

don't nibble

gotta go after them…ump WILL NOT give us the calls

Misery for the Red Sox is right*
Fuentes needs to earn his pay right now!
lowrie-gonzales-ellsbury

LETS DO THIS!

Fuentes, you need to understand

I will TP your house if you fuck this up. I’m talking 10,000 rolls

strike him out
COME ON FUENTES!
Hey Guys!

What a game been flipping back and forth from my Vikings to the Halos. WOW what a freaking game Vlad is clutch
Wow the announcers are horrible they sound so depressed that the Angels are winning

Oh oh Ohhhhhhhhh its magic

you knoooow

ah man i barely can watch

lets see how quickly they discount the angels after complementing them.

fuentes. pleasssee
Fuentes

ya gotta believe

YOU HAVE TO GET THIS GUY
No excuse to let this guy get on base
Manny back there?

With his whizzinator?

haha Manny popped out going..wait..what am i doing here??

dont i play for cleveland??

It's a Trap

…they just gave Anthrax to Torii.

Now they're leaving doors open
+1,000,000
that door is open...

… so the sox have an easier time packing up their stuff for the winter

What did you all scream when vlad hit that?

For me it was:

FURG YES OH MY GOD!

except every word was incredibly drawn out and long

THE GHOST OF MANNY!
Fix dah PAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK already
Hula Dula

closing the door

I wish I could give Kotch a hug. Poor guy look so miserable on that loser team.
trying to kidnap torri with that open door?
wow that was soooo close
Torii--grounds maint crew
2 outs to go!!!!!!!
please dont countdown outs
Oh man, how about that for symbolism?

Torii Hunter, shutting the door.

I think Santana

has to be ready to come in…just in case

2 more fuentes!!! cmon!!
1 down............RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Breatheeeeeeee

Torii makes the catch…..outtttttt

1-DOWN!

oooo goddd flashbacks!

literally and figuratively closing the door here.

1 down, 2 to go!

2 more outs.

its so simple.

Props to Aybar's range

mahalo

I am totally listening to Toto's "Hold the Line"
aybar has some tits shades
1 down

What a rollercoaster

This is the guy i worry about with his speed
Doesn't matter

if he doesn’t get on base

OH God

I will give up any random vice you choose

Fuentes is putting some umph into that otherwise lame duck fb
I'm dying over here
Ya'll gonna come over to Twinkie Town tonight?

please fuentes, pleaseee

Since when is the middle of the plate a strike for Fuentes in Fenway?
Throw strikes, thrwo strikes
Sweepign breaking ball
i have never shhokso hard in my life than when vladdy got that hit

i was in a complete state of shock.

then my entire apartment building knew i existed.

shook

still shaking

i called my girlfriend at work just to yell.

There has been an unbelievable amount of comments

In this game

Groundskeeper Torii

took care of that one, and then makes out #1. versatile!

ghost of Manny? or steroid victories?

followed by a fb to pedroia's munchkin face
nervous time

I don’t drink, but God I wish I did

two down!

oh YEAH.

Cmon Brian..one time!!!
RAWR! RAWR!
1 OUT TO GO...
YES! 1 more out!
LOL...look at the score....!!!
Wishful thinking
That foul-out by Ellsbury kinda looked like it was gonna go out.
1 out

I’m grabbing my brooms

MATHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember our magic came with 2 outs

look at the score!!!!!
one out!!!!!!!!!

to go!!!!!!!!

LETS DO THIS BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God, one more out!
SHUT IT DOWN!!!

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!

1 to go

this is the best way to have beat the sox

ONE OUTONE FUCKING OUT TO GLORYYYYYYY
fuck these fucks
yeah baby 1 more!!!!
Dont let the lilly pop guild intimade you fuentes
please, please, one more
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I cant take it
1 MORE OUT! 1 MORE OUT! 1 MORE OUT!

STANDING OVATION FROM MY COUCH!

Lock it down Fuentesaur
they has boston angels at 7
score at 7 for both
saw that one too...dreamers
WTF is up w/ the TBS scorekeepers?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
should i start it?

NA NA NA

hey hey hey goodbye!
FUCK TBS!!!!
no more tbs!
alcs on fox...great now we have joe buck
TBS grpahics are tyring to give it back to the BoSox
"graphics" "trying"
Pedroiia

perfect… let’s see this lil bitch FAIL

i want him to hit ratface for good measure. but… i’d rather win right now.

wtf

The scoreboard at the top of the screen went crazy

still can't believe what I'm seeing
gethimgethimgethim
I hate Dustin Pedroia he robbed Morneau of an MVP last year!

Come on BF!
Look at all the dumb Sox fans!

TBS SCOREKEEPERS SSUUUUUUUUUCK!
strike the midget out
last strike lol....some irony in this
ONE UCKING STRIKE
not DP

I mean Giovanni………Boiler-room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Come on baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If fuentes is gonna prove his worth it has to be now
AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pedroia

last out?!?!?!?!! good karma!!!!

SWEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALCS, HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Light up the Halo!!!!!!

I CANT WAIT TO CELEBRATE ON FENWAY!

YRSSSSSSSSSSSS

SUCK IT BOSTON

Pure Dedication!!!
RAWR ! RAWR! RAWR!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

i think i need a heart doctor
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LIGHT UP THE HALO!!!

ANGELS GOING TO THE ALCS!!!

BRING ON THE YANKS!!!!!!

EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck yourself chowds!!!

I've been waiting 23 years to say this...

Angels beat Boston.

This is for Donnie Moore!

exactly

boston with the anti-curse bringing henderson in for the first pitch..

LIGHT IT UP!!!!
Love it.

Bucky F’ing Dent
Aaron F’ing Boone
and
Vladimir F’ing Guerrero

Yes!

Screw the East Coast!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAS
27 OUTSSSSSS

we fucking winnnnnn!!!!!!!

celebrate good times....

….comn!

YES

light it up!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Light up the sweep!

Love the fist pump by Aybar with the ball in the air. Classic.

HOW SWEEP IT IS !
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP

FUCK YOU CHOWDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bucky F’ing Dent
Aaron F’ing Boone
and
Vladimir F’ing Guerrero

Ya DAMN STRAIGHT!
this team is different.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

LIGHT UP THAT HALO!!!!!!

GO HOME RED SOX!!!

Congrats Angels!
Thank you for sweeping the Sox
- Signed Jays Fanbase.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LIGHT IT UP

NEXT VICTIM!! NEXT VICTIM!!!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
light up the halo (i did it to my led angels hat)

torri this one is for you … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnBubnHgXWw&feature=fvw

In their house, off a dominate papsmear, while trailing all game. Fucking unreal. I hope pedroia is crying
What time is the game tomorrow???

LOL

Uh first the Twins have to take down the Bankees.
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

WHERE’ S THAT LITTLE FUCKER WHO SAID FRANCONA WAS BETTER THAN SOSH??

Crow SERVED UP HOT BABY!!!
WOOOHOOOOOOOO

LIGHT IT UP

I couldn't imagine a better finish!
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR NICK BABY FOR NICK

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP……………………..

SO WE CAN SWEEP THE SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

HOW SWEEP IT IS~!

VLADIMIR FUCKING GUERRERO

Best game of the year.

WHAT HEART ANGELS!!!! FUCK BOSTON!!!

we did it, that is for the 1986 Angels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck that

this is for NICK ADENHART!!!

For Nick and for every insult and every loss to Boston.
wow, who said this game is over?
SWEEEP VICTORY
TBS choking on pedroia's schlong

30secs of silence there

Papelbon = Donnie Moore
Dustin looked MAD
OH MY GOD

we just witnessed something awesome

Thank you NA we love and miss you.
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!
ANGELS win

LIght That MOTHER up

I think Im crying

Suck it boston!
Palmer with the win!

LOL

Oliver.
Ooops

Oops, yeah, that’s what I meant. All those runs had me thinking Palmer.

and a tough one for you to swallow buck martinez…steriod nuts are small

ON THE ROAD TO WAVING FLAGS !
Congrats. Please go beat the Yankees

whose autograph is that...classic
appears to be:

JD Drew. classic!

Interview with pimplebutt!!!!
Quite a pleasant game to watch, mostly
Second Greatest Comeback

in angels history

+1
+2

I love that Vladdy was the hero

I just have to say one thing....

I said it an inning ago….what would be sweeter than a come from behind victory over Papsmearboner?????

Dear All Angels who played today

I would very much like to have your babies

Somebody is getting laid.
I think I declared this

in Game thread #2. maybe

“hey everybody! we’re all getting laid!”

yup, i remember that

IF the angels win

even Reggie???

:D LOL

by association

gotta please the bandwagons

hell, why not?!

he delivered the magic water that kept them all going

Vlad would impregnate you.
BEISBOL VEDDY GUD 2 ME

I HIT BALL FAR. MY KIDS HIT BALL FAR

OH....BOO HOOO

these announcers are in mourning!!! the wake is just beginning….bwah, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rally Monkey I love you too :)
LIGHT UP THE BROOM!!!!
1986...Nick Adenhart was born.

That’s all that date means now!

+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
That's borderline scary
wow that's awesome

you nailed it dude. great post, rec’d

ahahahahaha BOSTON
To all you bitches on the line today, cutting down Figgy and Vladdy and the Angels !!!

   EAT SHITT!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats Angels. So much heart. That was amazing. Fuck Boston.

Ladies and Gentlemen...you have just witnessed something you're gonna tell your grandkids about

i’m goin to over the monster to just witness the sadness.

Oh god

Oh god my roommate probably thinks I’m a moron.

BUT SHIT YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Torii the cheerleader captain!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was tremendous...

…couldn’t be any happier with the way that ended.
1. Coming from a long way back
2. Raping Papelbon in front of his home crowd
3. Vlad doing his thing when it mattered
4. Fuentesaurus rex just shutting them down without a care in the world

Perfect

Perfectly stated!
nice

Papelfail

what's with you guys and raping everyone?

and NOT perfectly stated

Apologies 'Bug, not particularly gentlemanly...

…just getting a little carried away in the heat of the moment

some of the comments

are meant to be ignored….very insulting to make that reference….shows total ignorance!!! ruining a great game!!!!!

it's a guy thing, figure of speech

granted not the most eloquent, and not making apologies for the comparison to actual rape. but it’s quick and to the point which is why I think it comes up so much.

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
BOO YAAHHH BITCHES TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CHOWDS!!!!!!!!
BRING ON THE FUCKING YANKS!
Fuentasaurus Rex great job
DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER...

THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY MUCH…You even answered the 123 9th part! You truly are divine!

AMEN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I was still on the 4th thread! Doesn’t matter! ANGELS WIN!!!!!!!

ESPN HEADLINE: ANGELS BEAT RED SOX IN GAME 3, GAME 4 STILL ON
The series will continue until the Red Sox win 3 games
ahahahahah

Angels beat Red Sox in Game 3, ESPN and TBS immediately petition MLB to extend first round to 7 games, and it gets approved.

ESPN

Now advocating for a seven game series (starting this year) in the first round.

gotta do something if you are based in the colony
what colony would that be

leper colony?

Fuentes

We gotta give it up to him. he was nails when we needed it most

Yep....1-2-3, props to him
That was...the best way to win that series
off papelbon with nobody on 2 outs down to vladdy coming through no other way
My heart is still racing
ESPN still thinks the red sox have a chance ahahahahaha
lighting up the halo (the led light halo hat i have)

but the sad thing is … we now have to deal with joe buck sucking the yankees balls (unfortunately)

go homer hankies

So sweet coming off papelbon
no trolling people

show class

not commenting, just reading.
let them wallow in their own chowda for a while
Playoff baseball alive and well in Los Angeles
getting closer...

still long ways to go

Met Fan here

Congrats to the Angels! You’re my AL team.
Since it’s looking like the Yankees, please do us Met fans a favor and beat up on them Yanks.

I was at Game 5, 1986

I am crying right now.
And yet today the whole game, victory felt inevitable.
BTW, it felt like a wake on TBS. “Fatal” base hit, Buck?
Some people will never know what time it is.

espnboston doesn’t show angels picture

PANTHERRRRRRRR!

i like the downhill slope at the end
uh oh spaghetti-o!

lol

Do they sell those in poster form at fangraphs?

If not, they should.

that would definitely go on my wall!
Boston loses its Papel

boner

FYI.....Managers press conferences on ESPNEWS right now
I can't believe this--but this is amazing!
This is for you, Nick!
wish I could watch the celebration
They showed a quick glimpse on MLB network

Lots of champagne and ski goggles.

ALL OF A SUDDEN ESPN IS ROOTING FOR THE ANGELS
everybody is going to be

jumping on the bandwagon….can you see a freeway series between los doyers and the angels????

i love you all.

Except that idiot who said Scioscia wasn't as good as Francona.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MLB NETWORK NOW. ESPN COVERING IT?

I can't find it
all I get is Poker,

pool and horseracing……nothing about baseball…seems if the red sox had won tbs would have enjoyed the celebration!!!! they would STILL be showing them…..they aren’t broadcasting the WS are they? hope not….

sorry east coast our wagon doors are closed
I was at church when I got the text message .Angels win . I almost yelled out a big YESSSSSSSSS

Oh thank you baseball gods . And FU David Henderson .

WOWOWOWOWOWOW unbelievable way to send the Sox out the door

and thats the end of Papelbon since hes a free agent and the Sox probably arent resigning the guy

mathis is crying during his interview
I NEED MLB NETWORKKKK
it's NOT on there either.
where is it?
I don't know - I can't find it.
ESPNEWS at the moment
you know if the was boston celebrating it would be on tv.

Any know who has TWC know if the celebration is on and if so what channel?

did I hear that stat right?

J Pap had not allowed a run in postseason before ….???

yes, you heard right
that's phenomenal

that would be like coming back on Mariano . . . oh wait., maybe that’s next

has anyone seen.....

a Papelbohn post-game interview yet??? We’ll see how he handles adversity now……

can't find any post-game interviews
Dear Papelbon

Arizona Fall League welcomes you.

Orsillo and Martinez can go **** themselves

For their lackluster, insipid play-calling in the 9th inning.

I didn't hear what they said because we were yelling our heads off.

Was ignoring them most of the time anyway.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outside of the 2002 playoffs, this was the greatest game in Angels’ history.

Redemption! Curse of 1986

No better way to script this than to beat Papelchoke.

And btw in response to TBS assigning Don Orsillo to call this series and the scoreboard fail…

TBS, instead of standing for Turner Broadcasting Station (or whatever it stands for), now stands for Total Bull Shit.

i saw the interview with paps… he had a million reporters around him. quiet, subdued.

It couldn't happen to a nicer person ...

Paplebum try glarring at us from the off season, you f’n wuss!

I have been reveling in this win alllllll dayyyyyyy lloooooooong.

And I can already tell you it’s going to be a long night of the same.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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