Halos Heaven

I don't see any big boobs

But do see some comments that lean towards the “empty heads” direction.

Yeah, I was gonna say

No big boobs to be seen anywhere around here. If anything, it seems like they’re hiring for model looks, slender with minimal curves. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I like my women to look like women in the right places.

No big boobs to be seen anywhere around here

there’s a few that post here!

hahahhahahhahahahahaha

I'm a big boob

Do I count?

highlandhalo - August 8, 2008 reply

I was just about....

to post that too. That’s pretty funny.

anaheimisnotla - August 7, 2008 reply

Not allowed to vote.

My younger son is dating a girl who was invited to join the Strike Force. Family ethics mandate I vote for her, and she is not on the list…

Stirrups - August 6, 2008 reply

Tell Rubix we expect a photo essay later in the season...

Rev Halofan - August 6, 2008 reply

Wrong son. 'Qube is the elder.

The youngster is an HH’er, but quite rare.

However, your request remains valid. As it happens, they probably have 100 photos of themselves just at Angels Stadium.

Stirrups - August 6, 2008 reply

I would be the younger.

And yes, my girlfriend was approached to be on the strike force and she was unable to do it because of schedule conflicts she could not change. The good thing is her really good friend who I have met a couple time is on it. She is Ally, the one from glendora, which is also where my gf is from.

HaloVET - August 7, 2008 reply

So for those of you keeping score at home, HaloVET wins.

Already hanging with one Strike Force girl – AND – dating THE Strike Force candidate too intelligent to fit prancing and t-shirt launching into her busy academic schedule.

These photos are too tiny >:O

scottnak - August 7, 2008 reply

strike force = gross

what is the point of the strike force, anyway?

why are they called the strike force? what does that have to do with Angels, the name or baseball or the Angels brand?

these are not rhetorical….. =]

and1mcgee - August 7, 2008 reply

RHETORICAL?

Will 15 get you 20? Now THAT is rhetorical.

Were you put on EARTH simply to spoil my fun? Now THAT is NOT rhetorical…

Rev Halofan - August 7, 2008 reply

i move to ban and1mcgee on principal alone!

and brooke is HOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!

true story…. i’ve hit on her in the budwiser patio like 20 times. the culmination of my hitting on her was when she said she would get me on the jumbo tron, well my friends got on while i took a piss totally missing my opprotunity to get on the tron! anywho brooke is hot and she gets my vote!

wallispdub1 - August 7, 2008 reply

honestly

with how wound up we have all been with this #### talk over the last week, the least we should be allowed to do is vote for our favorite “cheerleader”

halofan4life - August 7, 2008 reply

And why are they dressed for high school gym class?

Why not?

tbone_cutter - August 7, 2008 reply

Hell, even high school girls know to trash that uni starting on day 2 of the school year.

Girls that still kept that uni intact were the last ones picked for co-ed softball…

ALLY

She is not they like most girls that love shopping and doing girly stuff (I’m sure she enjoys it from time to time but likes doing other things.) she likes wakeboarding which is extreamly hot because she is a sports chick which is always cool because you can do almost anything together like you would with a pal.

acuda27 - August 7, 2008 reply

That is like a new philosophy

Watch out Dr. Phil and Oprah, here comes Acuda:

“she is a sports chick which is always cool because you can do almost anything together like you would with a pal.”

Rev Halofan - August 7, 2008 reply

almost anything

Word.

tbone_cutter - August 7, 2008 reply

Thats the key part......no matter how cool she is you always need to get away.

Go watch a game with the guys and “VENT”. Coronas with lime never fails.

acuda27 - August 7, 2008 reply

How can I in good faith make a judgment without knowing their measurements?

bc56274 - August 7, 2008 reply

Judging from the apparent measurements for that creature in your avatar...

...none of these are going to work out for you.

The Limey - August 7, 2008 reply

rec'd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MidwayCityLivestock - August 7, 2008 reply

Double up REC !!!

eyespy - August 7, 2008 reply

So, certain comments in these biogs lead to immediate elimination...

...Greatest achievement
“Being a big sister” – that’s not an achievement, it’s an accident of genetics. Aim higher.

3 words to describe you
“happy, goofy, fabulous” – that’s 2 parts Disney combined with 1 part gay man – no thanks

Interesting fact
“I once found a typo in a dictionary” – I don’t know where to begin with this

Embarrasing moment
“I tripped and fell while walking off the floor at a gymnastics competition” – clearly unable to walk in a straight line on flat ground (on the other hand, a gymnast who spends too much time on her back… maybe one for consideration)

I’ll go with Alana. She is lovely.

The Limey - August 7, 2008 reply

SHE COLLECTS FLAMINGO FIGURINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you know what to bring her next time you go to a game.

The Limey has a big collection of flamingo figurines too

But he refuses to show them to me, even after I buy him a pint.

And.....

Her favorite movie is “The Sandlot”. Baseball fan through and through!

brooke

she’s always very friendly to my kids (1 and 3 years old) and always gives them a present.

Brooke gets my vote

Remember when she did that commercial for the beach mat? Oh man that was HOT!

MH252525 - August 7, 2008 reply

I can't remember

And YouTube is not helping out either.

Speaking of which...

Does anyone remember that commercial from earlier this year…I think it was for the Vlad 2000 hits mini-bats…where Vlad was applying pine tar next to a member of the strike force and then he looks up at the camera with this HUGE creepy grin on his face?

tbone_cutter - August 7, 2008 reply

Guess who HER favorite Angels is ?

;-)

This poll is sheer GENIUS

Wile E. Coyote level. A few comments in and already L.M.A.O. The pictures are in fact too small, but then again I think the Angels are not inclined to turn their website into a landing spot for leering perverts…that being said, I’d go with Krystal…EXCEPT I can’t deny someone who wants to be an organized, materialistic, well-tanned FBI agent, so Taylor it is!

And she likes House.

LUVtheLAA - August 7, 2008 reply

Plus, Taylor's favorite movie is Billy Madison

I know it’s juvenile, but any girl who likes that movie gets my vote. And she likes to tan. That’s a great combination for me.

Dogman - August 7, 2008 reply

Deep.

:)

Downing Rules - August 7, 2008 reply

Krystal is organised too

You gotta like organised girls. Plus she’s a homegirl from Orange. And her favourite Angel is Desmond. She gets my vote.

Is there like a quota system?

Is there some sort of mandate that 50% of the squad’s names begin with AL?

LA Seitz - August 7, 2008 reply

A sad commentary on one sub-aspect of American culture:

naming children as a fashion statement.

Talk about a commute...

Some of these girls live pretty far away; Temecula, Bakersfield, San Diego, Oceanside… Some of those are a serious commute!

OC must certainly have changed.

Back in the 60’s and 70’s, gorgeous young ladies were stacked like cord wood on the local beaches. Places like Bakersfield were where you could not separate the daughters from the livestock.

I actually don't think that much has changed ;-)

Although some people might’ve moved to Bakersfield or further to be able to continue living in SoCal.

Uh...

once you cross over the “the Grapevine” on Interstate 5, you are no longer in SoCal.

Make it Cal, then

;-)

Cut me some slack, I’ve only lived here for 1.5 years – what is “the grapevine” (and where is it) ?

The Grapevine is a local name that commonly refers to

the mountain pass of the Tejon area that you cross when getting between the LA basin (where all the smog is) and the San Juaquin Valley (where all the agriculture is).

You will also hear this part of I-5 called The Tejon Pass, or “the Castaic area”. It’s where everybody stops at the town of Gorman for gas, Burger King, or radiator repairs.

actually

the san juaquin valley is where LA’s smog goes to die.

that you southern california motorists…

Northwest - August 7, 2008 reply

No. That would be Fontana.

The haze in SJV is farm animal methane. No smoking allowed.

I've heard "things" about Fontana

And the things were not positive.

Those "things" you heard....are were probably true.

Imagine the original The Hills Have Eyes.

are/were

Creepy place eh ?

Well, yeah, that matches my expectations!

It's commonly referred to as Fontucky.

‘Nuff said?

LOL!

Sign up for a police ride-along in Fontana some evening.

You will see “things” about Fontana, and those things will not be positive, either.

Sounds like a great thing to do once I'm really bored

Hopefully that’s not within the next 50 years or so

Troy Percival is from Fontana

Higz - August 7, 2008 reply

'Nuff said

He brings that Fontana Nasty to the mound, but not the clubhouse.

And here I thought

that the only good thing to come out of Fontana was Interstate 10.

hey-o!

Higz - August 7, 2008 reply

when he was born there it wasn't bad

it’s since become ghetto and trailer trash

with a few nice folks thrown in

Ah, that rings a bell

Thanks.

Or Lebec

There used to be a nice microbrewery there called the Okie Girl

There aren't any Strike Forcers from Norco ... or Fontucky

Some things never change, man

Oh, one more thing

None of them has LACKEY as their favorite player. Thunder Mountain II ain’t happening.

you gotta love a girl that loves Mike Napoli and wakeboarding

Brooke gets my vote.

but why don’t any of them have any love for Howie?!
that’s an automatic vote in my book!

howiestheman - August 7, 2008 reply

Who creating this post? Rev or Chris Hansen?

“Why dont you take a seat…”

Northwest - August 7, 2008 reply

Nice

hauldog - August 7, 2008 reply

I went with the home town girl Krystal.

She’s from Orange…that got my vote. Other than that, I feel ashamed of myself.

She lived in Tokyo

Ain’t that interesting.

Yeah. I was captivated.

I did that too dude, even though I too feel a bit guilty.

Krystal is a homegirl, she’s organised, a Figgy fan, even though the poor thing’s name is a bit Spearmint Rhino. She can’t help what her parents named her though.

I think the name is more Captain Cream

;-)

Hey, maybe it's a stage name

Hence the Spearmint Rhino vibe.

Duh ... but ...

Duh, as Christopher Walken might say.

highlandhalo - August 8, 2008 reply

more cowbell

Krystal

Nothing hotter than a misspelled name.

Carl Johnson - August 7, 2008 reply

Kotch would have known about that

Wasn’t his sister named Krystal?

I'm in the middle of writing a screenplay for a movie that will star Rob Schneider as a member of the Strike Force.

It’s gonna be so funny, because see he’s a guy, but he’s going to be on this team of young girls. At first he may have to pretend to be a girl too…but no matter what, they’ll all end up learning something important from eachother in the end.

Wait! How about if the Rob character has, like,

a car crash with a Strike Force girl AND THEIR SOULS SWITCH PLACES?!? Oh! Oh! And, uh, Rob was driving a garbage truck and the girl was on a scooter. One of those Vespa things or something. So you got Rob, the garbage man, now in shorts with these cheerleaders. OMG this is brilliant stuff!! And you can mix it up with these short scenes of a cheerleader trying to deal with trash!!!

I would try and find a way to put Will Ferell in there as well

You know, just so that it doesn’t become too cheesy!

Would he be running around in public in just his Scooby-Doo underwear, which is 4 sizes too small?

That’s always solid gold stuff at the box office!

Yes

And somehow I’d like them to mention Applebee’s a few times. Let that be their favorite hangout, or something.

Will Ferrell was his best friend. And he basically gets dragged along by Rob, who's really a hot StrikeForce girl, and he starts trying to hit on the girl, who's really Rob Schneider aka his best friend!!!

OR…...........Will Ferrell is a star on the Angels, who was also Rob’s favorite player when he was still just a garbage man. Either way, the girl/rob will get hit on by WIll Ferrell, and it will be so funny and original.

And one night, after partying in Newport Beach

Will will be involved in a hit & run by a former Angels player, who proceeds to a friends house only to barf in his room, knock him out and then hide from the police in his own apartment.

Nice, interesting side story there.

And at the end, they get to the ALCS, but Wills character gives up a game losing home run.

*series losing.

But he and the Robchick have sex under the rocks at Angel stadium

and everybody’s happy. End of Story.

We need to move this off-day script thread into it's own diary.

Yes

Who wants to start it ?

I would, but I gotta dash off to an appointment.

I won’t be back for a couple of hours. But if we can wait, I’ll start it when I get back.

I'm would but I have nightmares of Rev, and this is marginally baseball talk

I think we'll be fine.

MidwayCityLivestock - August 7, 2008 reply

Nice, sounds like another Cinematic abortion!!!

You could throw it in one of those “Disaster Movie” films that show all the “funny” parts in the preview but somehow always rake in the box office. There’s a lot of money available for those willing to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Yes! Okay, I like it.

It looks like we need a Halos Heaven party with Brooke & Krystal

I would be so ENTIRELY envious.

I need to go down to SoCal ASAP. Meeting girls who are baseball fans is hard enough up here. Meeting a fellow Angel fans might as well be impossible.

Zu Long - August 7, 2008 reply

I'm all for throwing a HH party

And pretty sure I can get one or two Angel players to come and say hi. But not so sure about the Strike Force ;-)

Make it a charity event.

melvintoast - August 7, 2008 reply

Dude, do it dude.

The Vegas meet up sounded sweet as hell.

All set up a poll...

And Alana

Last year there was a girl named amber on the strike-force.

melvintoast - August 7, 2008 reply

And I think there was a Kristin/Kristen, too

Did they do to them what they should do to GMJ ?

I don't think the girls get paid. I had a cousin who was a Pats cheerleader.

If they do get paid it’s probably < $10 an hour. Supply/demand.

melvintoast - August 7, 2008 reply

my favorite is the girl whos hobbies included "Tanning"

i also think that they all listed john lackey as their favorite player but it has since been covered up

ihearhowie2.0 - August 7, 2008 reply

Alana

Her favorite TV show is The Office.

jjackflash - August 7, 2008 reply

That tempted me to vote for her too

But she didn’t vote for “Office Space” as her favorite movie.

;-)

Come on...

“The Sandlot”. Baseball movie!

I was down with that. I voted for Krystal to represent Orange...but Alana, among others, had answers to the questions that didn't make me cringe. Sandlot's not a bad favorite movie, either.

None of them voted for YOUR movie though, dude!

That must suck …

Oh, the movie above? Yeah...it needs a name. We have a trading places, romantic, screwball, sports comedy.

I’m thinking Switch Hit.

Or:
Tie Goes to the Funner
Three Strikes, Youre Her

I like Switch Hit

When does Stirrups start the new thread about the movie ?

Back from meetings. Coming soon to a sidebar near you!

Don't you miss Clutch and Scoop?

The weakest mascots known to man…

Downing Rules - August 7, 2008 reply

I even forget what kind of beasts they were.

mattwelch - August 7, 2008 reply

um...

Dogs or bears … or maybe bare dawgs…

Rev Halofan - August 7, 2008 reply

Those were their names?

Are we talking about those bears they had, I want to say in the late nineties? I thought their names were Southpaw and Ribby (like RBI).

blatantly copied from http://homerderby.com/archives/986

So we have the (sometimes) winged bears, Clutch (an adult) and Scoop (a kid) who debuted in 1997. Disney corporation owned the Angels at the time, but unfortunately gave the task of creating this mascot pair to the least creative minds at the company.

Where the hell did I get those names from?

I know I didn’t make them up. I think mine were better anyway, although I can’t claim them. WTF?

Red114 - August 8, 2008 reply

only thing I could find was a Chicago reference

Gotta go with Ally

She reminds me of one of the Server/Bartenders I work with at night.

Seik1177 - August 7, 2008 reply

I vote for Ally too.

She likes “Top Gun,” which is my favorite volleyball movie.

Higz - August 7, 2008 reply

NASTY!

That Volleyball scene is just FLAMING.

Downing Rules - August 7, 2008 reply

Glistening. You mean glistening.

Higz - August 8, 2008 reply

it's sheer luminosity

Best post in the history of SB nation

any HGH, tex, judy or vlad posts are all now invalid

SFV88 - August 7, 2008 reply

clearly...

halos heaven needs more strike force!

laangels - August 14, 2008 reply

I voted Krystal

Although I was really into this girl named Krystal, until I found out she was actually on Crystal. And I don’t mean the champagne.

Do I get any PGG points out of this?

Chone's Chonies - August 8, 2008 reply

Best offday thread evar