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7th Inning Stretch Thread

UNDERSTATEMENT:

It would be nice to take a series from a team that has a bad record.

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LETS GO ANGELS!!

GO GHOST RYDER!!

Understatement indeed
Come on U-Haul, you are just borrowing that Angels uniform you are wearing.

PROVE YOU DESERVE TO WEAR IT NOW!

Let’s Go Angels!

They're not gonna pitch to him
They sure as hell did pitch to him

Quite well, in fact

And Bora$$$$ weep$
aaaand...we're gonna need to do better than that
What is it with these bad teams

We really play bad against them. None of our starting pitchers have really good outings. Their not terrible (Weaver 2 ER, Lackey 3 ER, Saunders 3 ER) but they have been so much better just recently.

Is it truly not interesting enough against a bad team ?

Indians aren't that bad

They’ve had some killer injuries this year

They are pretty bad, still.

Just look at the errors they make. Their pitching (apart from Lee) isn’t supposed to limit us to this couple of runs.

That's how it's been pretty much all season.
But aye indeed it is frustrating
Well, if Boston loses (as they are), then Tampa can lose
its probably a good thing tex didnt hit any go-ahead hits there

they dont work out well for us

If he's not allowed to get go-ahead hits, his value to the team kinda takes a hit
rain delay for a dome stadium?
Hurricanes are bad
Guess where we're headed too
If it sticks

they play in Houston, as with the move to Milwaukee in last year’s Cleveland series in April.

NOW bean him Speier
Speier...

Get it together man.

Dude, it's Speier.

We’re lucky to not be down by three already.

He already gave up 1.

Who’s saying he’s done ?

See ?

He’s well on his way to give up 3+

That was MY point.

You were the one telling him to get it together.

I want him to get it together

But I don’t think he will.

In the end – we both think he’ll give up 3+

Leave Jose alone, Mike
Why?
I want him to get a couple days rest
If we expect him to be closer, he better get used to the workload now.
He won't be the closer next year, we all know what Sosh thinks of veterans

And I’d prefer that we not destroy him before we need him in the playoffs.

Agree

Let’s give the guy some rest

Scioscia's opinion of veterans didn't keep Frankie from taking over at 22.

It won’t keep Dondo from taking over at 24.

I'll put $5 on the table that Arredondo doesn't close a majority of the games next year
If K-Rod walks, you're on.
clear out MISTER HIGH STAKES is here!!!!!
Big money, I know.
Hey, sounds like he'd fit in at the All Star game meetup on Fremont St.
Make that a more interesting bet ;-)
A R R E D O N D O !
Whistling the Josey Wales tune
Nice

5-3 DP!

Take notes, Speier.

Notes on what? He's a flyball pitcher
Let him learn a splittee then
nicely done, Dondo
Way to go Hondo and Figgy!

Now get your head out of your ass, Vladdy

Way to get Lucky Jose...

fall behind 3-1, leave a pitch up and get a moron to roll one over to 3b…

Whatchuswinginat Vladdy?
seen 9 pitches and all 9 have been strikes

cuz he made them K’s

please stop swinging at crap
Back to sucky Vlad

Jesus this is annoying.

Holy crap

you can say that again.

And Hunter’s pretty much back too.

He hasn't really gotten much to hit today.

2 walks ain’t bad. He’s been pretty patient.

I wanted to add that...

But at least he’ll walk pretty often, and get on base somehow.

nobody complains when he golfs those crap pitches outta the park.

and that happens how often in relation to how many he flails at?
Often enought to be one of the greatest hitters of all time.
yup, but where is the BA this year? Not near his avg!
Everybody has bad years.
Vlad's BAd Year

is many a wanker’s favorite player’s best career year.

and yeah we are in lst place becuase of vlad's sucky ass 2008 too

I would substitute “despite” for “because of”…

You would be wrong, too.
Less often than the DP's he grounds into ;-)

But often enough to still be one of the best bad ball hitters around.

True that

but he’s on pace to break the franchise record for GIDP.

Where's GA?

It befuddles me that a guy with a 20 game hit streak is sitting on the bench in a 1 run game.

old man needs a rest

these guys are not robots, people, for all we know he could have a banged up knee or something and needs a day off.

STAY BEFUDDLED!

All I know is that Vlad has a much more obvious injury history and is in a terrible slump

…and he’s still playing.

4 years younger than G.A.

is a LOT, and again, roster management takes quite a bit on Soth’s part.

Would Soth jeopardise the streak for a PH appearance

My feeling is he would in the right situation, ie, Quinlan’s or Mathis’ spot

is willits still injured?

torii could probably use a day off

and i dont want gary playing

Wilits on teh DL

concussion courtesy Jose Molina

Pitcher ran into him.

Not Jose.

blast

effing turncoat.

At least we got that fat minor leaguer for him

What if GMJ comes back and becomes our post season stud?

What if Rev starts liking the Red Sox?

Just hypothetical, people. Could happen though.

What if

you become teh synthesizer player for Journey and get paid to grow a mullet.

k3yerout= Torii
Holy crap Torii was SO far away from that ball.
Not as far as I am away from it
That was poetic.
It was also meant to have a wistful touch of homesickness

Hope you picked up on that

Angels chasing that slider like crazy
Dammit

This guy hasn’t thrown a strike yet.

This sorry excuse for a bullpen

is making our Angels look pretty darn bad.

everyone has their day

we still have quinlan waiting to crush one. have faith

He already has 2 hits

That’s 2 more than I expected ;-)

This guy has done pretty good

Nothing a 2-out rally can’t cure

Getting awfully late for that
Oh well
Yeah...

Looks like somebody has a case of the Monday’s.

Is it just me...

Or does it feel like our offense really isn’t trying very hard…

uh oh

porno stache time

The Pornstache whiffs

One down.

Good zip on the fastball - consistently at 95 today
at least seattle wont gain a game on us
Good call.

Always have to keep a weather eye on the pre-season favorites.

I heard Cabrera say a naughty word
Nice job by Dondo.
Yup.

Three more outs to work with for a glorious late-innings comeback.

Alright.

Our crack lineup for 9th, barring substitutions, will be

Quinlan, Mathis, Figgins

I like our chances! Who’s with me?

Anybody? No?

Q's looking good this game!

I say we get to Tex and he makes up for the strikeout just now.

Whoops, forgot about Juan.
Ooooo - STO announcer just said "Bottom of the 9th"
Glorious late innings comeback is one of trademark quality of luminous team

Led by luminous manager Mike Scioscia. My friend and I have seen this before in other matches we study. Old wise player Garret Anderson to make grand appearance on grand stage which will rival bird cage stadium.

Ooh, UGLY mechanics

Jensen, meet Francisco.

3.99 ERA

Let’s get him

Way to start, Juan!
Where's Willits when you need a PR!
Love it...a bloop falls for us...good karma!
S-Rod?

Interesting.

OH NO. GMJ pinch running.
S'okay.

Curse only applies if he starts.

with a bum knee, nonetheless
scoscia clearly trying to bury him for the year with an injury
Wow, worst-hit ball ALL GAME by Juan.
S-Rod sighting
Wow THAT is weird

Soth putting GA’s streak ahead of the win

lets see this kid bunt.

i better not see mathis coming up next!

GMJ pinch running... SeanRod up to hit
Up to bunt obviously
This guy's arm is gonna fly off and injure somebody
I don't get this

S-Rod hasn’t seen live pitching in a week.

Fail at bunting.
he got the job done
make that, success
Indeed, didn't expect to see that with 2 out.
This is where Eckstein comes in handy
Pitch 1 was eminently buntable
got it done

nice!

Succeeds

Mang.

2 strike sac...impressive!
Let's get this guy
Got it down though.
S-Rod got it done
KMo sighting!
Acuda needs Valium
????? No GA. But K-Mo.

Soth is testing the young guys.

get me some KOWBELL!!

show soth you’re ready for the show kmo!

Whew!

pretty good/lucky. I’ll take either

K-Mo

I can’t tell if this is a joke or brilliant or a brilliant joke.

"The (rally) Monkeys are Listening!"

Oh how I love Monkey Island

who is this Kendry guy?
lets impress here, KMO
MORE KOWBELL!!
Smoke one Kendry!

Nice to see you!

Christopher Walken is loving this in the owner's box
KMo singles....nice!
KMO comes thru ! runners at the corner
KMO

Figgy- FORGET about that DP and get a hit!

KOWBELL!!

atta boy!

Shit just got real.
Bingo

Squeeze time?

Morales single!!
2009 first baseman!

DO SUMPTIN

nice hit Kendry
Contact play better be off
please sac fly at LEAST
Somebody check on Acuda

Anybody got his mobile number?

I think...

he just wet himself!

heart attack for sure
Held up on a strike

Ugh.

I've come around to Roosevelt's point of view

I hate WAH, but we got WAH.

These games kill me.

Holy crap, that was strike 3
If strike 2 was also a strike
Farther in than strike two actually.
i think strike 2 was ball 2.
17 BS ?! wow... please get #18
Figgy

Damnit!

...sigh

I can’t stand our inability to hit sacrifice flies.

Figgy just fails with RISP in general.
2006 figgins woulda obliged

remember when he used to try and hit homers everytime?

save us, Admiral
Two days in a row?

Please Admiral let it be a trap

I thought we were awesome until recently with RISP

Not so much anymore

Figgy = fail

missed that first pitch fastball right down the middle!

Come on Admiral

Detect the trap!

so let me get this straight

the young guys do their part, but the regulars don’t do shit?

Aybar will make the magic happen
All ships move to attack formation!!
Jesus, every first pitch has been RIGHT down the pipe
FAIL

This series = HUGE failure

move back from the ledge

not that big a deal

No it's not a big deal

But they should’ve won the series. Those were some bad games against a sucky Cleveland team.

I wish our guys would stop looking at pitches thrown right down the middle
Be patient, swing at first pitch strikes.

We should make up our minds here.

I vote for...

swinging at balls thrown right down the middle ALL THE TIME

Me too.

Some people here would disagree though, based on prior posts.

Oh...

by the way, I didn’t just mean the first pitch to Aybar, I meant strike two to Figgins as well

Ok, I looked at the replay...

and it was a bit inside.

there goes the streak.

bullshit.

well....we actually lost a series
that was an epic fail ...
that's just pathetic

I mean, we really didn’t deserve to win any of these games, so I guess I can’t complain too much.

Thppt

Justin Speier rightly gets tagged with the loss.

Now to hurricanes-ville.

Double suck.

Dang

Shit. Diddly poo.

this is our August swoon, the team is tired, listless
Or... had a bad series...
I don't think it is a long term deal, just couldn't keep up the past we had since All Star game
Well Soth did all he could to get this team the tying run

its just to bad we can hit sac flys

He could have pinch hit Naps for Figgins. >_>;
A little bumb in the road...

no big deal. Let’s not overreact now

Good news:

Kendry and S-Rod did their jobs.

and, if Willits had been healthy he would have been the PR for Juan....

he would have scored on the hit by KMo….

HGH proves he really has NO value to this team! Can’t even be a speed threat for late inning pinch running!

Runners in scoring position less then 2

terrible today

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