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Panther of the Game: John Lackey

Pretty Amazing Day in Haloland... Talk about it all in this thread... as for me I am speechless...

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7 straight

That is all I have got.

Poor John. Always that 1 pitch, 1 out away.

But still a great start.

yep, remember Oakland
Lead off double.

Was he perfect after that?

Yup

27 consecutive batters retired

i was there!

what a game to choose to go to on a road trip to the bay haha

Nice call man
Nice game Johnboy

That’s 7 in a row

I MISS KOTCH!

Awesome Job John!

BIG JOHN

redsox own who now ?

I am human and need to be loved
So does Johnny Marr

He’s drinking in a bar with Casey Kotchman right now in Atlanta

easy day scott?
\o/
Yeah

That was pretty funny…

excellent work hahaha
There's scottnak, puttin' up them zeroes. It's a lot of fun.
To REV and SCOTT

Can everyone get 1 POINT for each Kotchman vote, for consolation.

Goose-eggs baby!

Pity big John couldn’t have gotten Pedroia and Youkilis … I’d have liked those goose-eggs a lot more!

Johns confidence will be there in october

tommorow’s a big day too, get your sleep guys.

John Lackey

Dead arm.

Better known as Panther of July 29th Boston massacre.

It's a great day to be an Angels fan.

Our ace gets two outs away from a no-no in one of our houses of horrors, Fenway Park.

We acquire the big bat we’ve been wanting for years now.

Our division lead is the biggest in club history.

And, finally, our Halos have the best record in all of baseball.

YES WE CAN!

And even Weaver survived it!
Wow

Darned impressive. A friend of mine, Red Sox fan, said he’d petition to have the Boston runs deleted from the record, as it “completely misrepresents the depth of the spanking.”

my red sox girlfriend...

... said “I dont like dustin anymore, he should have just struck out”

If Blue Smoke hadn't been so lazy he woulda thrown out Pedroia
What a day!

Congrats Thunder. One day I must meet you in person so I can hear your voice. That shit’s funny.

Reagins on FSN now. Said it was done by text message.

This guy’s unreal.

Pat Gillick does not approve
who is Pat Gillick?
Who's mike teshera?
Phillies GM

In an article on ESPN he was commenting that he was going to retire and the new guys do everything over text message. His punchline is “I have no one to trade with”

He does not know how to text.

Rumored to be Mariners GM next season.
President I believe
The 90 year old Phillies GM
I heard it was TEX message...

har har har!

Now THERE is an idea for a new nickname.

Tex
begets
Tex Message
begets
Instant Message (as in, hitting a HR sends an Instant Message of offense to the opposition)
begets
IM

I still like him being the Bat-man to go with Super-Vlad.
You realize, of course, the the Batman always kicks Superman's ass...
Only when they fight.

Together they are UNBEATABLE. ;-)

I'm gonna call him Rock Pile

Because that’s where he’ll be hitting the ball most nights!

The cell phones were out Reagins said on the post-game show because of the earthquake.

That’s why some of the negotiations were done by text message.

Heard Reagins

on Baseball Tonight, he said they ended up doing a lot of the deal through text messages, due to the earthquake yesterday screwing up the phones

Interesting

I couldn’t text or call for about an hour after the quake. But I’m not a General Manager for one of the most valuable franchises in Major League Baseball either. Can you text from a satellite phone?

Skype worked fine immediately after...
Tex in an Angels uniform looks pretty cool.

But seeing our Kotch in Atlanta blue makes me sad. =(

yeah i saw that too

casey does not look good in a navy blue hat

Be happy for him

He wont have to listen to trade rumors every year now

Rev - Question

How does teh traffic today rate compared to usual?

see for yourself

the colored-square site meter icon is at the bottom right on the page

looks like maybe twice as much traffic today
What an awesome effort by Big John

Complete game in that ballpark against that lineup.

Mark Teixeira update: Reportedly heard screaming at the charter jet pilot, “Would you HURRY UP! Fly this damn thing faster!!!” ;)

Reagins on the post-game show gave no indication Teixeira would be extended beyond the end of the season.
It's a negotiating tactic
just reporting what I heard Mel.
Artie said no rentals.
small sample size
He also said

“We’re talking to more clubs…Never say never.”

Who is this guy?

I think they may add a pitcher still before the deadline.
I think we should try to get Sherril from the O's

He could be our closer next year

A RP would be nice.

Just don’t send The Howitzer away and I’ll be a happy fan.

Sherril sucks...

don’t trade for him – just because he is racking up saves doesn’t mean he is good.

Bora$

Scott Bora$ clients do not sign contract extensions; they all become free agents, and sign with the team that offers the most money. Period. It’s simple to resign Teixeira: offer him the most money. If they do, he stays; if they don’t, he leaves. A very simple equation.

agreed

Mark my words. He wont stay here. He will be in Yankee pinstripes next year

I don't know

The Yankees, although they’ll have a LOT more money to spend next year (no more luxury tax), do have a lot of 1B/DH types already on the roster, even assuming they don’t keep Giambi. They’ll probably need a catcher, and pitching, before they sign a 1B, and so they might not top the Angels’ offer.

How do you know Arte won't pay?

Especially if we…if we…I can’t even say it without fear of a jinx. So yeah, who’s to say Arte won’t pay?

I really hope he does

and it isnt out of the realm of possibility. We will have money freed up by losing K-Rod and Anderson, but I dont know. The Yankees spend money like Oprah at a buffet

Considering...

That we used Jose, Shields and KRod, John’s performance was even better. I was worried about our ‘pen playing these seven games against BOS/NYY but John did his part.

Anyone have any idea of the lineup tomorrow?

Here is something I read from the beloved LA Times

“Teixeira does not come without a little baggage—he was a suspected target of critical comments made this month by Rangers closer C.J. Wilson.

In an interview with Dallas radio station KTCK, Wilson said the chemistry in the Rangers’ clubhouse had improved markedly this season, saying a “dark cloud” had been lifted from the club last July.

The Rangers traded Teixeira, Kenny Lofton and Eric Gagne last July. Wilson cited Gagne as a good teammate but did not mention Teixeira or Lofton by name.

“Some of the big-name guys weren’t exactly interested in being part of a team,” Wilson said. “They were just interested in bank accounts.”

Scioscia, though, said he “doesn’t think chemistry is going to be an issue. He certainly blends in on the field. In the clubhouse, that won’t be an issue.”

I was worried that this guy was a me, me, me type. I hope he doesnt ruin a good thing by being an ass. I guess we will wait and see

Nobody's happy when they're losing
AND

Scioscia does an excellent job of keeping all that jazz in check. I have faith in him and his ability to maintain order amongst his team.

Hell, he even kept

Jose Guillen in line for almost an entire season.

CJ Wilson

The Rangers “closer” with a plus 5 ERA that has been busy showing up the Chi Sox this year?

Lackey

He was due for this type of effort. Great Job.

STOP TALKING, LINDSEY SOTO

she is putting words into Casey’s mouth, then taking them back, then calling him “a man of few words”—AWKWARD.

isn’t there a USC game to cover?

Here is my sexist remark of the day

I have yet to see or hear a Woman who can cover sports. They all suck at it, no pun intended

Pretty sexist dude, and I'm as sexist as they come
yeah I know

Its a fault of mine. But seriously, most of them are hired for their looks. I mean come on, Jillian Barberie! Although now that I think about it I take it back, Pam Oliver does a decent job. Even if she is a bit racist at times

What an incredible afternoon.

I was sitting in my office with a good friend/fellow Angel fan. We hit refresh on the news and saw the trade was consummated. We’ve always been the team that stood pat at the deadline, and then we watched some big bats take us down in October.

But now, look at the heart of our order:

Figgy
HK47
Texeira
Vlad
Torii
GA
JuanGone
Mathis/Naps
Izzy/Aybar

Lots of power. Lots of production. Great table setters for the producers. It’s a fantastic lineup. I have to say that the acquisition of Torii, combined with this acquisition of Tex, turns us into quite the dangerous offensive club.

Whod’ve thunk it?

And then, our big stud, who’s been having problems recently, and has needed a statement outing against the Sox, goes out, in their house, and lays down the complete domination. That was one of the most dominating performances by an Angel starter since Big John Stud did basically the same thing to Oakland when he retired 27 in a row after a leadoff hit. That was an amazing piece of work by Big John tonight. And the offense lays out another six runs. Impressive.

This has been one of the greatest few hours Angel fans have had since October 02…

howie wont be batting 2nd

Although he should

Luminous
This team

executes most luminous \native american warriors exchange with first man.

Good or ill, this is one of the biggest days in halo history

monumental. Thats all my brain can form

and another thing

this win gives the Angels the third straight series win against Boston this year. Panther!

7 straight victories

Big John himself said “this team is better then last year”.

Tex in the lineup tomorrow
Replay on FSN

For those who missed Thunder just missing.

We are the Halos. Hear us roar.

Fans. We are the Halos' fans.

Hear us roar.

Just broke up the no-no on the replay...

and now the human goatee cranked it out…

"GIMME THE BALL"...

Lack said after the HR…

Did he get that quote from Keyshawn?

Is it me

Or does You-suck-lis remind anyone else of “Wooly Willy” (the magnetic toy with a beard made from iron filings)?

He reminds me of a gigantic head

Must be the HGH.

wow what a crazy day...........
More posturing from Reagins on Sport Center

When asked what would happen if the Angels don’t sign Teixeira for next year. “We have Kendry Morales or Trumbow to fill the first base position.”

It's not posturing

Teixeira is a win-now trade.

I realize that, thanks anyway.
I like Kowbell
He could be useful

Not sure how long he would take to get used to major league pitching.

Trumbo’s doing well after three straight years in single-A, as

funny

from what i’ve seen from kowbell in the MLB, he looks pretty used to major league pitching. i don’t have stats to go off of, but i remember him raking pretty good in his shot up here.

funny

from what i’ve seen from kowbell in the MLB, he looks pretty used to major league pitching. i don’t have stats to go off of, but i remember him raking pretty good in his shot up here.

small sample size.
Sure, but you don't ever know one way or the other until he gets a larger sample.

And with Kotch playing first, that was never gonna happen.

John Lackey is not human.

He is a Panther or a cyborg. Either way, he is a bad-ass mo-fo.

Graphics/Stat crew made a mistake last night

They put up a graphic of previous Angels no-hitters. They forgot the Langston/Witt combined no-hitter.

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