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7th Inning Stretch Thread

down 4-1 at Monkeytime. LET'S GO HALOS!

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YES WE CAN!

Lets Do This Fellas!

no more suckage!
Get some runs, Halos!
Let's DO IT ANGELS!
Dang.

No love for Casey.

C'mon, Izzy, you're the only guy besides Juice without a hit.
Mighty mouse being less than that tonight.
thats 2 games in a row, too

do we see the Admiral tomorrow?

Quite possibly.
Justin in to see if he can keep the score where it is...
Gotta run an errand but I'm still following the game.
Speier says..

“look! I give up homers too!”

How come WE don't get to bat against him?
well, I'am

not surprised

another HR, this is getting ridiculous
Ugh.

5-1 Cleveland. Speier is still on this team… whyyyy?

He was good for three straight seasons prior to this.
until he got sick last year

you mean.

With an unidentified illness that we all want to diagnose as “a sudden case of sucking ass”

This is what other relievers not named Shields or K-Rod do by the way.

They’ll own with a 2 era one year and suck balls the next. Shields and K-Rod are WAY under-appreciated for how consistently awesome they’ve been.

outside of Fenway.

But yes, by-and-large relief pitching is inexplicably terrible in the AL.

It's ok, we swept Boston.

we sold a loss to the Indians for that.

I hate nights like tonight.

It takes all the momentum built up over the past week and a half, and all the success realized, and throws it all away in such a manner that all the critics can forget everything and proclaim that the Angels are nothing without A Big Bat.

Yeah, as if The Big Bat will always come up to the plate at that magic time when we have runners in scoring position, and they will always get the big hit, winning the game for us. Like it already does for Vladdie. Not.

See but that was just it.

Juan kept coming up in the clutch, and kept COMING THROUGH in the clutch. This game ain’t over yet though.

fair enough, it isn't over

but with the whiffleball offense of the Angels and a complete lack of cohesion, there’s little chance we rally for 5 runs in 2 innings.

The "whiffleball" offense is bullshit.

We have a good offense. We’ve rallied for 4 runs against josh becket, and we can do it against these bozos.

scattering singles all night

scoring one run on a doinker from the 9-slot.

That’s whiffleball’d.

No, it's lack of clutch'd.

There’s a difference.

that's whiffleball'd

lots of hits, without a lot of meaning.

:(

Wow. One game defines us.

Ever thought of trying out as an ESPN anchor? You’d be a natural.

lol, where have you been all season?

Go apologize somewhere else about the 4th worst offense in the league.

5th. We past Oakland a while ago.
pardon, 5th worst.

We got the upgrade of Izturis in the 3-slot.

Ugh.

We got Rivera hitting 375 475 700.

Guess you missed that part.

Good thing scioscia has faith in the 5th OF'er

enough to play him every day ahead of GMJ.

See, saying we have a bad offense and saying GMJ

shouldn’t be playing are very different things.

Oh, it's both.

Juan Rivera is massively overrated, but only by Angel fans praying for a bat to come along.

But a trade is no good, because then we’ll essentially be trading away the future for a shot at winning the ALDS.

Yup.

Massively overrating the .880 hitter an offense that’s averaged ~6 runs a game without GMJ. The same offense that whooped the Sox in three straight.

The first game, was a whoopin'

And no one is more glad to see that than I am. But the next two were come-from-behind nailbiters.

You can thank your local Kotchman for that.

Rivera started that rally.

Clutch hits make the difference, and so did he.

Where have you been the past month?

Trying to find a darker shade of sunglasses? The light must be getting really painful by now.

Losing in the first round of the playoffs yet again,

is really going to suck after such a beautiful showing by the rotation all year.

Where as if we followed the advice of most on the board,

half the rotation would be gone for a 1B with an .800 OPS. Joy.

hey, I've learned not to listen to anyone here.

These’re the same people who wanted Escobar in the bullpen at the outset of the 2007 season.

You could always root for the Sox.

I hear that goes over great at ESPN too.

They've got enough whining, piss-moaning ladies

in their fan base that they don’t need the addition of little ol’ me.

Only problem is I doubt Mike pinch hits for Juice.
would you?

the guy is raking, and he’s obviously a big league hitter.

and playing hurt, too!

Ever the team player…

he should do us the favor of surgery
blame GMJ

we didnt suck until he was stuck back in the lineup.

obviously, our offense caught fire with Juan…. so naturally, we should disturb that in the middle of a winning streak.

Speier adds so much to a game.
so much....

entertainment?
increase in the suicide rate?
increase in the rate of domestic violence?

dog kicking.
ahhh

well played

So, 4 runs down. No sweat.

We can do this.

always the.... you know

optimist.

Let's Go Angels!

Come on Hula Dula the Domino Rula…...

HOWIE!!!!

the man flexes his muscles!

Boom boom

HK-47 shootin’ that bitch long-range.

*******HOMERUN*********Howie Kendrick!************
GMJ: Rally Killer
rally...what rally?

it’s like that rally bad superhero that everyone always hates seeing cuz he just effs things up

nice work by O'Day
Good job by O'Day.
hey so kendrick n santana and adenhart for holiday

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Never hurts to ask.
he has two L's
And Lackey, Kotchman & Rivera for Sherrill.
dont forget

Vlad for Joe Borowski

Well, those moves would solve our playoff problems

since we wouldn’t make the playoffs…

Put the Monkey on the Big screen and

Lets do this!

THAT'S what she said!
Let's Go Halos!
Competitive eater will blow it
C'mon, Erick, get us started...
way to watch it down the middle, Admiral
wow

Eric You Gotta Pull The Triggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Can't watch that pitch, Admiral.
jsut checking in

why the hell is matthews playing

Too Much Good Stuff
See- first topic
Because

he whined. Or maybe because Scioscia still doesn’t understand that he’s just not very good.

Playing?

I wouldn’t call it that

Or Maybe

Juan Rivera & his >.900 OPS since becoming a regular was not acceptable.

*Sigh*

Try not to let him K the side, Kotch.

You need to stop asking them to do things.

Or better yet, start asking them to do the opposite.

does anybody find it interesting

that after winning five straight the night we bring GMJ back is the night our offense goes to crap

Insightful observation.
no it's just a coincidence
It's a shocker. Really.
It's certainly not Gary's fault.

What with his 2 K’s, 2 weak GBs, 3 LOB and a costly, stupid error.

apparently, the ump had somewhere to go

this whole night sucked

well, that sucked
i was okay with this loss until i realized that gary is playing again

what the hell? seriously? what the hell

If he's playing tomorrow

we’ll know that Scioscia has been kidnapped by the Bosox and replaced by a modified FRANCONABOT2000

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