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Home Run Derby THREAD

The Homerun Derby is tonight in New York City.

Some of Halos Heaven will be watching it in Las Vegas.

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First!

Wish we had an Angel to cheer for today, but if it means that Vlad’s swing isn’t screwed up for the second half, I’ll get over it.

No Picks for points?
and what about teh ASG?

we should make one qiuckly
my picks are (in order) Hamilton, Braun, Sizemore, Uggla

Another data point for East Coast Bias.

In ESPN’s video montage of the first half, I counted at least three walk-off home runs against us (Longoria, Quentin, and Hamilton last week). There were no clips of Angels doing anything positive at all.

also ellis had the walk off grand slam.

even though torii hit a walk of grand slam which was like 200 times more dramatic than the one the As hit. I was about to post this too.

Worst HR Derby lineup ever

Is there even a major market player, let alone star, in this thing?

Chase Utley

The pride of Long Beach Poly!

Uggh

Sad to say that he is the biggest name in this. No Vlad, no Mannie, no Ortiz, no Howard, no Griffey, no ARod. This thing is all about star power and they have none.

Eh, maybe, maybe not

I’m personally happy to see baseball coverage on ESPN that doesn’t involve the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, or Cubs. Unfortunately the derby is in that dumb stadium so they will have plenty to talk about.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I’d almost rather watch a golf match.

My friends study every match of this golf

Never find anyone to find team memember who can hit 9-iron out of Anhaeim Stadium like Tiger Wood

They just said that Yankee Stadium is the most hitorical sports venue in the world.

Then why are they tearing it down? I would tend think the Coliseum in Rome is the most historical sports venue in the world, which by the way, they have not torn down.

Sigh. Besides 44FAN calling The Coliseum...

There are a couple of other sports venues with a significantly high number of great sports moments in history, which would rate at or near that of Yankee Stadium…
Historically
Circus Maximus

Globally
Wimbledon
Wembley
St. Andrews
Monaco Grand Prix
Pamplona, Spain
Roland Garros

End even here in the US, we have
Notre Dame Stadium
Michigan Stadium
Churchill Downs
Indianapolis Motor Speedway
The Rose Bowl
Boston Garden (which they also tore down)
LA Memorial Coliseum (What? A couple of Summer Olympics is chop suey?)
Augusta National Golf Course
The Rose Bowl
Daytona Motor Speedway

And then, even inside NYC...
Madison Square Garden

And this is not counting several major venues in Europe and South America dedicated to soccer, a sport far, far older than baseball! Hell, even Fenway and Wrigley can stand up to Yankee Stadium in even the limited terms of US baseball history.

oh and don't forget the Rose Bowl!!!
Listed right above Daytona Motor Speedway...
3 Doors Down looks stoned
I hate Chris Berman
And he's with Steve Phillips and Joe Morgan

MAKE IT STOP

I wish I could

I wish I could

im on board with Hammy winning........

keep it in the AL west

Cant watch it though so you fine folks can do the play by play for me

also hopefully he wins and it causes him to go into a terrible slump like vlad did :)
I want Hamilton as well
I'm rooting for Morneau.
I am rooting for Erin Andrews
definitely would...

hit one out of the park with her. (insert home run derby in my pants joke here)

boy is she a hot one.

I love me some Josh Hamilton.

I know he’s on the hated Rangers, but you gotta respect a guy strong enough to put all his demons behind him and come back to the game.

The fact that he’s on all of my fantasy team probably helps.

Agreed on both points.

Even if fantasy talk is near-taboo haha.

And no, the fantasy points were so not worth his walkoff last week. I still threw my hat at the TV.

I agree. I still got pissed off even if he was on my team.

I’ll take a Halos win over a fantasy win any day.

I'm going to go with Berkman
A really cool name would be "Lance Braun"
what an uggla swing
Uggla was crushing some of those balls.
is it just me...

or do you also find it retarded… all these mlb’ers with shiny new home-vid cameras? every year I see these guys doing this and I don’t get it. just enjoy the damn show LIVE… ESPNs coverage is pretty good… just freakin’ Tivo it. i doubt they’ll be watching their footage at home… that is unless they got some good shots of Erin Andrew’s ass.

maybe its for their kids and families?
ummm right...

like i said… the ESPN coverage is pretty good. and I don’t think their wives or girlfriends will enjoy an hour long shot of Erin Andrews ass and gams.

But you don't get solo coverage of your family member.

Yeah, ESPN has nice coverage when they’re batting, but how about when they’re walking around just enjoying being an All-Star?

i don't buy it...

just seems like most of them do it because they saw someone else do it in years past, and now everyone’s doing it… it’s the thing to do… buy a new camera and pretend like your making a home movie for your fam.

maybe it’s just me being cynical.

Maybe they film stuff besides the homeruns they probably film each other
They're gonna youtube their own videos...
Did you see that?

Home plate is laying crooked.

The House that Ruth Built...drunk.
or the batting box was painted crooked... one or the other
Looks like Longoria brought his Rays slump with him to NY.
someone wanna let me know the totals so far

please? and thank you!

Let's give it a try:

Uggla and Sizemore: 6
Utley: 5
Longoria: 3

thanks I was still at work doing too many things
Eric Andrews 10
errr... Erin -NOT- Eric
cool thanks everyone :)
Let's keep this going for norcaliangelsfan:

Berkman: 8

Lance Berkman takes the lead.

cool thanks im at work........

cant watch the game….and im going back and forth between here and work…...

Erin Andrews 11
schhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwinnnnnnnnng
Morneau 8
Update #2:

Justin Morneau: 8

Justin Morneau ties Lance Berkman for the lead.

Also, apparently Josh Hamilton believes in God.

So

does that make him a Angel fan?

Morneau hit 8! Tied with Berkman for the lead.
so...

there is no first to third in the All Star Derby?

Hence the lack of Angels?
I think a stolen base derby could be kind of fun?
yes but I imagine you would get really tired really fast
Update #3:

Ryan Braun (the Hebrew Hammer, who grunts when he hits): 7

Reggie Jackson may or may not like him.
He hit it out?

Jesus christ

Nevermind off the wall
OMG, JOSH HAMILTON JUST HIT THE WALL OF YANKEE STADIUM.

The crowd is giving him a standing ovation.

did he choose frankie to pitch to him with a 79 MPH Changeup?!?

lol

he chose 71 year old Clay Counsil

damn, Hamilton is feeling it
and my plan is working to perfection..........

get tired Hammy…......go into a vladdy slump….....yes….....excellent.

We can only hope.
I wonder what the record is for homers in one round in the derby?
Abreu... 24
He never hit another homer again
damn too bad i dont have a TV.......maybe i'll catch a re-run tonight
Ortiz has to take a piss aparently
or grab some meat loaf or something
one more to tie the record
there it is
Jesus this kid is amazing

He is KILLING THESE

new record
this is absurd...

I’ve never seen ridiculous power like this.

Unfuckingbelievable!
crazy...

he must be back on crack

save some for the later rounds?

maybe?

Hamilton: 28
wow. big papi is an asshole.

the little kid was supposed to give hamilton gatorade, but papi did instead.

sounds about right...............
did he drink it?

he needed something to wash down that pound of meat loaf he cranked in the dugout.

red is on a roll today.....
Erin Andrews: 29
Update #4

Josh Hamilton: 28

Jesus Christ, if you can, get in front of a TV and watch that again. It was amazing. I’m speechless.

i get off work after midnight, so i will try to catch the 1 am sportscenter
incredible

absolutely incredible.
how many 500+ ft. homers did he hit???

MMMMMMMmmmmmnnnnn

Juiced? Nah.

He is the natural.
These kids are useless

when it comes to catching flies.

That rumble with the cops and the fans in the bleachers was pretty funny.
I'm tape delayed about 15 minutes...

...but can they just give the title to Hamilton by unanimous decree? Do we really need to see anyone else hit?

28 by Hamilton..

i can’t believe he did that.
good for him.
i’m rooting for him to win.

Yeah

It’s going to be a huge letdown if he doesn’t win it now.

His 71 year old pitcher is feeling it right now after 54 pitches.
The old fart is gassed, but even he revived when Erin interviewed him!
im rooting for him to go into VLADDY slump afterwards :)
WOW!!

Its amazing to thing Josh Hamilton was latterly smoking crack in a alley alone a few years ago. The kid is now admired my every major league player, well except 4 the pricks papi and a-hole rod.

Oops sorry Heroin and Crack.

Get off drugs hit home runs = Hamilton. Get on drugs hit home runs = Bonds.

"smoking crack in a alley alone"

thats gangsta!

Yea Hamilton makes Steve Howe and Darrell Strawberry look weak.
Now Canseco

is going to try haging out in alleys and smoking crack to get back into the game…

old man is too tired to throw a ball for Josh to hit
well that sucks

Hamilton loses

The HR Derby

is really an endurance contest.

It seems like the guy who goes big in the first round always tires out in the finals.

thats how GA and Vlad won.......

by not being a slugger….......just being a hitter…....

Yeah. I was hoping he'd win

Because winning the HR derby screws you up for a few months see: Abreu 2005 and Vlad 2007.

he might still be messed up...........
over at LSB you would think they just lost the World Series.............
can't blame 'em

It’s the most national atttention they’ve drawn in history.

Typical of Rangers fans in general, they are always counting their chickens before they are hatched.

They put on a big show with all their great hitting but come up short of getting the job done in the end.

My guy Morneau WINS! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
PANTHER of the HRD...

Erin Andrews…

easily

best line of the night

during the Hamilton barrage: “Its a tough night to be an atheist.”

I'll go with Chase Utley

“Boos? F&ck you!”

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