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RALLY F'n THREAD

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hope we dig ourselves out of this pit...
Our offense reminds me of my sex life.
lots of dribblers that end up going nowhere?
No

getting to first base a lot, then never being able to get home.

I'd hate to see his cracked bat.

or foul balls….

As long as you

use a rally cap, then you wont pass on all your VDs. Like GIDP.

let's play

just the foul-tip.

Bring your girlfriend

we can show her how to turn a double play.

She's already got 9 full innings

to worry about.

There is always tiem

for a double-header!

Too much info...
come early and fizzle quick?
non-existant?

or can’t score more than once?

Once would be nice.
ouch
I'm like a fly ball to Juan Rivera.

I’m just so uncoordinated.

you dont know how to open up the glove?
.....or the bra.
Lots of strikeouts?
I've got over 3500 comment posts. Does that mean I waste too much time

Or am I just a rookie around here?

okay, as ordered

I don’t wanna get banned!

Pitching..will…out!

Im behind 18 proxies

you will never get me!

And by proxies I mean im on my 18th beer. Same thing right?

lolbutts

7proxies

NO BIG PICTURES IN GAME THREADS
OOPIES

my b

smaller-size it, make it 3 proxies.

That should be enough.

hahahaha nice title
rally rally........the pitchers name is dally...........
no, he's the Marlins' 3B
OK THAT'S A START
Posting, posting, posting

Figgy gets a hit. Rally on!

We better pull this one out

Or we will be forced to hear how oaktown was hella good at our house! !

Figgy getting jiggy
Figgy starts it

(I just said that to not get banned)

Ban me!

damn, I posted!

man, the ball is just hanging up in the air like crazy
Let's go Vladdy!..
Jesus effing christ, only 1 inning with more than 11 pitches!
thank you, Mickey Hatcher
That was a nice stroke.
TERRIBLE

man i blew a gasket back there … thanks for sticking with me people…...

i like "fired up Rev"
Rev action figures?

Fired Up Rev: comes with broken TV and profanity-laced tirades!
Batteries not included.

who needs batteries? They'd be karmically powered
That's okay. It's still only June.
did you put down the diet coke?
Fired up Rev is brutal. It's like when your best friend drunkenly tells the whole party about the time you unknowingly let a tranny suck your pee pee.
That was a tranny?

Goddamn!!!!!!!! She told you the adams apple was a throat operation…

Yeah, but it was TJ...therefore plausible?
This is going to be a hell of an exciting 9th inning comeback. Don't go anywhere.
I'm getting a rally beer
Reverse double anti-jinx

...wait i got lost halfway thru that … are you with us or giving up?

it IS a night game

excellent song choices tonight!
thank you sir.....that's a true compliment
This game makes me cry.
I think what this teams needs is a high colonic. Everyone is herebye ordered

to get an irrigation at the venice beach strand.

Herebye the love bug?
...what?

I’ve never seen people getting colonics at Venice…

Though there’s plenty of anal sex.

NO ANAL SEX REFERENCES IN GAME THREADS
Scene from LA story
Figgy - AWESOME play. The speedy Rajster is out.
wow!

what throw by the Figgz!

Figgy flashing the arm
is YWC still lurking or did Rev skeer him off
i erased his rally thread and he is driving up here to kill me
let me know when the service is
oh i'm here

i’ll wait to kill the Rev until after he does a cover story on Sheppard Fairey

Figgy could be a pitcher!
I've always assumed he was the emergency catcher and emergency pitcher. Since he plays every other position.
For F's sake...

What the heck is wrong with this team. 2 runs in 4 games… And more and more errors as well (although yes, most of them belong to Mathis).

This better be over soon. Hatcher be gone!

team?

you mean Naps…......2 runs in 4 games…....

Ouch I did not realize that
betcha he finds himself back on the pine...

:(

Probably should not go out drinking tonight
True...

Gotta love Naps

ima go get some rally food

cuz im hungry

Street sighting

There’s still a chance.

Fucj this shit
I can not even spell "fuck" I was so pissed
hooray!!

more errors!!!

howie, that was NOT you being the man.

God, we suck..
HI HONEY!
Hi Honey!!

I wasn’t gonna get banned, and I came home early from the game cause I couldn’t take it anymore. I didn’t have any TUMS with me to handle the heartburn..

Adam Dunn sucks...

Let’s get him.

We’re desperate.

Reagins isn't
and this is where

“our pitching will get us through!” goes to die.

when you have a 5 run deficit, pitching doesn’t do jack.

epic fail

first place teams don’t lose like this.

In fact, they do.

162 games in a season.

Long ball Speier
Adam Dunn on this team would be awesome.
I'd need my F bomb quota raised

Dude is the anti-RISP

Plus Burrell and Thome.
well i will be drowning my sorrows in this Medium bag of peanut M&M's and my litre of cola
what's a litre? :P
Some good news: Halladay pitched a complete game shutout against the M's.
Speier smell like sick grandmother pajama bottom.
Speier does suck like there's no tomorrow.
that pitch was at the shoetops........according to gamecast
Don't care where that pitch was

Speier has been WAY to hittable this year.

Wow, I smell something that stinks right now, and guys- I think it is our Angels
the Stress

this has been a full-bottle-of-wine game for me.

open another bottle and pour me a glass, please
Hunter Ks. But he does have that nice Bentley.
All of the Internets gave up on us at the same time.

msnbc
gameday
gamecast
all locked up at the same time. Right when the A’s got their 6th run.

1 outs right now
2 complete games for this bitch

both on us. This guy has shitty stuff we suck!

it's Cy Smith-Koufax-Ryan

didn’t you realize that?

He has only 3 Ks and his fastball rarely hits 90.
I hate popups.
and ground outs

2 outs

what is hunter?!?!?!? like 0 for his last 50????? jesus
that was Lackey's stats as a hitter
I'll put a note in Kendrick's, Izturis' and Rivera's mailbox in 2 minutes

PLEASE TAKE PITCHES
PLEASE START HITTING LIKE YOU SHOULD

...This is making me sick. And it’s not like it’s just one game of crappy hitting.

So all our hopes and dreams rest with GMJ?
Kind of reminds me of last year

Where, on one or two occasions we were down a gazillion runs, Quinlan would be a pinch hitter (if you can call it that) in the 9th and would hit a homerun… not that it mattered, ofcourse.

2 out rallies happen

LET’S GO

YWC, I louvs ya, but the wine has gone to your head
I think BOTG has to be the ENTIRE LINEUP.
rev already designated BOTG.......mayhem.....
good thing I didn't invite my A's buddies over the bridge after all!

Tonight’s L really worries me, as lo and behold, we score less than the mo fo-ing A’s and their pitching is just about there with ours

we have alot of downers here on HH

but there’s no denying this HORRIBLE performance tonight

Absolutely

I always think the glass is half full, but our offense has been down right terrible for quite a few days in a row now.

I consider myself an upper

But I’m going to think twice about watching the game tomorrow.

I've had 3 c-sections

this game hurt more

One is the new high water mark.
Have some perspective

The sun will come up tomorrow, and the Angels will still be in first place and better than the A’s.

Can I get a BOOHOO?!

!TIHS

You know, losing a game or even three games in a row isn't that bad or that big of a deal

It’s the way we lose that is making it absolutely disgusting.

panther

this team’s morale needs viagra

Yes.

I’ll even buy it for them.

We can't hit water when our asses fall out of a boat

Did someone say Brian McCann?

Or did I hear Ryan Doumit?

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