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Lets do this Fellas

Saul Rivera

3.80 ERA. Time to move that further north.

cmon we need a run

NICE BUNT!

was that the third bunt in consecutive days?
haha wtg figgy !!

got the nats running into eachother

Go time, boys.

Nice job Figgins.

Figgy keepin' the streak goin'!
Let's Go Angels!

Good one for Figgy, runner on base.

Wardrobe Malfunction

Get this aprty started!

yay......rally thread......and figgy aboard...........

GREAT CALL REV!

so what happens here?

steal
hit and run
sac bunt
hit away

(e) all the above!
Hit and run, I should think.

NO DP’S.

Desmond all the way to third!
FYI Felix got hurt
yeah heard that
What happened?
Ankle/Foot injury.
He is an idiot. Blocked the plate like a dumbawss
Not as big of an idiot as you, douchebag

You’d be crying after a Felix fastball came within 4 inches of your face.

And from the video, he had his right foot in the correct positiob-facing 1st-for a pitchers’ block of the plate.

Now go lather up your vagina and fuck yourself, “hauldog”.

Now I'm the idiot

That’s “position-facing 1st”. Still not a fuckwad like you, though.

If by facing first you mean the back stop..................okay.....

Still stupid. Why would you block the entire plate with an unprotected limb?

Go home.

god bless you
Dumb play. Dumber fan
can you say "banned?"

troll

Nope, not a troll

Unlike everyone on this site who trolls on M’ sites.

Rev Who? Reverend Retard!

aka Mr. Holier and Dumber Than Everyone who says “Stats are worthless!”

i think my favorite stat is

LAA 47-30

SEA 27-49

Yup that about sums it up! Happy Trolling :)

panther!

you know whats really funny. when our two starters go down, lackey and escobar, they were practically dancing at LL. they were dancing actually. but when their top 2 pitchers (bedard and felix) we dont rub it in thier face or parade around. I guess its because bedards just sucked this year, and felixs injury (thankfully) is very minor. so grow up Midwest and stop trolling (yes, you are trolling if you insult the team and the author of the site) and if you really are an Ms fan, then how come you havent even joined their site yet?

On LL

These douche bags said they wanted to 9/11 Shea stadium. Clearly a very unclassy fanbase.

Beltran was clean on the play.

i am not gonna ban a guy who speaks for a whole fan base

and his actions are what speak – so loudly the tacky pettiness of Mariner fans everywhere.

ok, felix is a good pitcher

but….
a) his team is up by 4 runs, and no need to risk injury for 1 run
b) he was covering the entire plate without realizing that carlos beltran was running as fast as he could to score
c) he didnt have the ball
d) he didnt give beltran anywhere to go but through him
e) he didnt have the ball
f) he didnt have the ball

No ball, no shin guard, pretty big lead. Pretty f-ing stupid.
To be fair, part of it was his catcher's fault.

He had time to flip Felix the ball, but didn’t seem to consider it and just dove for Beltran instead. If he gets Felix the ball, Felix has time to turn away.

It was pretty much a bang bang play. Agreed the catcher screwed up

But to honest Felix should know better.

Nevermind he sat in front of home plate like a dipshit
nice!

he pulled a mathis!

Sac Fly please part 2?
lets go halos

woo hoo … tie game !!!

Praise Jesus!

Jesus Flores, that is.

RUN SCORES!

way to pick up the lackster
runner on 2nd!

thanks nationals for giving us the run off of E’s

DESTI-frackin-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nice E4 when ya need it

risp aybar

with the big guns coming up lets go bust this open NOW

Put a tent on that Nationals circus

Nice timing on the rally thread Rev

Lazy Nationals that is why you suck
DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS!
as long as John Lackey doesnt have to play it
And now they're reminding why they're the NATIONALS.
Like I said in the last thread

The tasty Nats bullpen.

True.

But so far I’d give it more to the tasty Nats D. ;-)

It was a trap!

w00t..........

just need the Pen

GA has permission to hit a ground ball to second at the very least, no K

open up the offensive GATE!

anyone head over to LL? its sad over there
'twas my rally thread what done this

GO ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

way to redeem yourself GA
GA coming through!
GARRET BEING LAZY!
*does a little dance* *makes a lil love*

gets down tonight

wOOOO

GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA
p.s. i copied and pasted, im too lazy to type GA over and over again
p.p.s. i copied and pasted that one too

did GA just pull a "you cant c me"
Garret Nose Massage

HE MEANS BUSINESS ….

That's where he keeps his upper pills.

Gives him brief spurts of non-laziness.

SB by GA?

he lazed into it!

G.A.

he was too lazy to stay lazy

GA with the SB!
GA can run better this year
GA SB

up is down

OVER at LL

and i quote

“Getting raped by a big prisoner can’t possibly hurt more than watching Felix go down. “

april gloating

can make for a miserable summer…

ok Torii

how about you take a few pitches and see what happens

Go Lazy GA!...stolen base....yes!!!
If GA weren't so lazy, he'd have taken 3rd, too.
...and home! :P
3-0 and a fly out.........gross
green light with Kotch on deck?
Torii

pops up on Ball 4.

Torii just doesn't like leaving Anaheim.
Duck on the pond for Wheels
I don't understand Scioscia

Kotchman provides a game-winning HR yesterday, and today he’s batting sixth?

Meh. Atleast he's in the lineup.
I agree... whenever someone hits a game winner they need to be inserted into the 3 or 4
Slightly bogus

Kotch is the most consistent hitter in the lineup. Fifth at worst.

He hasn't hit well above 6th though.

sub.600 OPS in 50+ PAs this year. 6th and 7th are where it’s at for him.

Well then he should hit 5 every night.

Not just after he has a good night.

He's in and Juice isn't.

That’s good enough for me.

okay, Lackey needs to shut them down
It's dumb, but I love the Kotch bat-flips when he messes up.
GA's got some good ones too... especially considering he's lazy
Man, we're lucky tonight
damn oh well

new game… 3-2 halos with lackey and the shut-down pen still fresh

holy crapola.........

i just watch beltran slide into Felix…........no bueno…....no wonder why Mariners are upset…..even though it wasnt vicious or intentional at all IMO

Was it a play at home or something?
yeah wild pitch.......beltran came home.....felix tried to block the plate with his knee.....

and beltran came hard and slide into him…...

Just one more to add to the list of the things K-Rod has done better.
Who cares? These mariners... who are they? Are they facing the bees next week?
No relegation in MLB. Only in soccer.
Get the hell out of the way of the plate. He is an idiot
OK Big John, the team picked you up.

Just got 1 more inning to get.

John at 89 pitches
bare down and be the beast that you are big thunder!
Nice gun Desmond
dick wood muffs that play
Do you realise you just had:

“Dick Wood muffs” in the same sentence? This is NOT a porn site (channelling Downing Rules).

2 down in the 8th..

1 to go big john

strike this fool out y0
If Thunder gets a quick out here he could go 9
BIG JOHN

8 strong !!

atta baby JOHN!!!!!!
Holy snikes! Lackey's done it again!

roll call

oh yeah bee axes!
Lackey one of the best at moving on after mistakes and proving it

Tonight.

let's get two more runs halos!
So they bring the guy with a 2.45 ERA in

once the lead’s been lost. Huh?

Bullpen roles are a beautiful thing.
Hey, if they can't win it once they get to the 9th, what's the point?
Let's Go Angels!

A few more Halos runs now guys.

whoa its is bad over at LL.......

they are talking about flying planes into Shea (ala 9/11)......freaky

And we care because...
because Reggie Willits is an OBP machine *wink*
I'm totally serious dude. Just look at his june stats and you'll see...
really because if you look at his last 20+ atbats.........

he has exactly 1 hit…......that cant be good for his numbers

Dude... you don't know how to read a box score...
GTE, they call it.

Felix was the only thing they had left to give them hope this season. Even if the rest of the team sucked, they always had their emerging 23-year old ace to look forward too.

22, technically.
Maybe they should limit the Felix is God references to 1,000,000 a game?
Somebody please explain what the hell happened to Felix?
Beltran slid into him on a play at home

Ankle injury of unclear severity.

X-rays negative.......and according to LL........no missed starts.......

thats just preliminary though

Well he blocked the plate with his shin and Beltran slid into him and scored

Funny thing, the dipshit did not have the ball.

Isn't this the closer?
this Rauch dude looks like the Chief Ranger at the National Park where i work...

Its craaaaaaaazy

that's just the starbucks in their systems talking X D
DAMN...missed the whole game
What game did you miss?
Missed some excitement, especially here at the end.
Missed some bad baseball

particularly by DC’s defense

Who's frankie facing in the 9th??
Bunch of hacks from N Virginia
i think Flores, belliard, and lopez
Oh Mathis you looked lame on that one
Frankie Time! RELAX

GO Angels!

k3yerout

One down, praise Jesus!

out of town for work....

missed the game damnit! you guys have to stop using my name in vain! :D

its only because we loved and missed you
Quit playing with your food, Franky.
That was nasty.
He doesn't have the hard slider tonight.
These Nats announcers are awesome.

“You’re seeing how animated that wind-up is, and he’s toned it down some.

gotta feel sorry for them... they are bored all year
Of course he has to walk someone.
Percival has nothing on Frankie

for nervous saves.

I dunno.

You’re talking about a guy who brought up the tying run during Game 7.

u g h ...

BB = ugh

big willie up next
Let's go, Franky.
Where was that, blue?
looked low on Gamday
'twas a strike on mlb.tv
Stop squeezing him you jerk.
just get a damn dee-pee
Walk off and kiss the sky

swinging k does … uno mas francisco, por favor!!!!!!!!!

34 saves before the All star break is the current record
Who was that by, I wonder?
Nice

Frankie is fastest to 30 isn’t he?

4 more with the 18 to go to break the 1/2 season record
damn whooo weeee
w00 w00 one more........

mr thorn in the side himself…......harris

Franky just wanted to make sure he faced the best hitter in their lineup:

Willie Harris.

That sucker backed up!

Filthy change-up

K#2.

Man, I wish these guys had been announcing during the ESPN game. This is way better than Morgan/Miller.

falling behind 2-0 to a 178 hitter..........bleh
umpire is not giving low strikes, first two pitches at the knees on Gameday
aaaaaaaah

wherfore art tho napoli

i know, naps wouldnt have been close
lol and that pitch 4 was a ball
K#3!

LIGHT UP THE HALO!

k3

light it up!!!!!!!!

pitch 5 at the knees
WHEW!

Light up the pork barrel!

K'd!

Nice Job K-Rod!

drop the hammer, K

the halo shines tonight

Wow we hardly deserved that one, but what the hey ...
It's not like they deserved it either.

Willie Harris was their whole offense.

Fair enough

Tough panther call tonight methinks, will have a smoke and think about it.

"Felix Rodriguez"

I take back everything nice about these announcers.

LITE UP THE HALO

4 straight

lackey for panther

i think. only 2 real mistakes (and the second was following a great catch)

Ironically

he gets one less earned run on his record as a result.

Technically

That’s not irony, that’s coincidence. Who are you, Alanis Morissette?

Panther

BTW I think that runs allowed based on the pitcher’s own fielding errors should be earned

Felipe Lopez is panther
Wow.

I just listened to Terry and Rex call the game during my drive home, and they are making a total hack of the broadcast tonight. They are getting facts wrong, names wrong, words wrong, stuttering all over the place. It’s noticeably embarrassing.

For example, (according to Rex) did you kinow that LoDuca is unavailable for the game tonight, due to an injury he is rehabbing? No? You didn’t know that? Apparently neither do the Nats, who sent LoDuca up to pinch hit about 10 minutes later.

Maybe they're drunk?
They sounded distracted, as though there were girls in the booth with them.

At one point Terry was trying to compliment Lackey on getting through so many innings on so few pitches, and half-way through the phrase “pitch efficiency”, he said “piss effic…”

Hud tried to make a point about how tough it was for the Halos to be facing Bergman, whom they had not seen before. But he forgot Bergman’s name and stumbled and hemmed and hawed for about 10 seconds until he could look it up. Terry called Sosh “Mick Scioscia”. Terry started to call Howie “Kotch…”.

And on and on it went.

After that, Rex wondered why Boone wasn't catching and whether Downing was feeling okay
I'm with Optimist.

Aybar with the D and the clutch bat/wheels.

LA Angels of Anaheim

The Scourge of the NL East

Does this mean that the Halos can with the AL west AND the NL east pennant?
if you are an ESPN analyst making preseason picks

then yes, they can

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