isnt that special, he just bitches and WHINES until someone gives him attention, trust me, Ive seen him work at parties, it goes something like this:
I walk into the party, dressed to kill with, like, six or seven super models on my arms, legs and other appendages. Im followed by goat, whos real name we will keep anon for fear of terrorist attacks so lets just call him Roidy McRage. So Roidy comes in, with no girls, and immeditely starts complaining about how cold it is. Mr McRage then picks up a beer, exams it, and loudly proclaims that he prefers Sex on the Beachs to Guinness.
As me and my lady entourage are mingling and networking as one should at such events, Roidy is found talking to the a girl who slightly reminds me of Chris Farley in the "Van Down by the River" sketch. They are conversing about the "yummyness of donuts" or something, when Sir Roidsalot lays on his game.
Farley "You know, you wear a lot of Abercrombie stuff... are you a model?"
Roidness "Well I did do this one....is it me or is the food here gross? I want Jack and the Box"
Farley "I love Jack and the Box! I usually order 8 large curley fries with two shakes, one chocolate and one vanillia. You want to go later, and maybe put the fries and shakes in a blender, and eat the resulting mush off of each others naked bodies?"
Roidness "Huh? What? I was just thinking about how doomed the Angels are this year. I really like that DMac guy still. I wonder if we can trade for him. You know, this music sucks"
Repeat that for the entire night, he usually gets drunk and gets in a fight . Roidy McRage really gets angry for some strange reason at random. And then posts on HH about how the Angels have no chemistry, blah blah blah, GA is lazy, blah blah blah, he loves the Athletics, blah blah blah.
Hopefully this post will; get me a mention in The Daily Breeze or something.
all for whispering in some douche's ear that his girlfriend is a whore, he is a fag, and you want to punch him in the face. I dont get why he waited 5 innings to say something either. He so had it coming
Those guys in Seattle love us.
wumbug - March 16, 2008
Maybe now is the time to make a deal with Minnesota for Santana?
Match Day 5 - March 16, 2008
Shiftyeyedgoat
isnt that special, he just bitches and WHINES until someone gives him attention, trust me, Ive seen him work at parties, it goes something like this:
I walk into the party, dressed to kill with, like, six or seven super models on my arms, legs and other appendages. Im followed by goat, whos real name we will keep anon for fear of terrorist attacks so lets just call him Roidy McRage. So Roidy comes in, with no girls, and immeditely starts complaining about how cold it is. Mr McRage then picks up a beer, exams it, and loudly proclaims that he prefers Sex on the Beachs to Guinness.
As me and my lady entourage are mingling and networking as one should at such events, Roidy is found talking to the a girl who slightly reminds me of Chris Farley in the "Van Down by the River" sketch. They are conversing about the "yummyness of donuts" or something, when Sir Roidsalot lays on his game.
Farley "You know, you wear a lot of Abercrombie stuff... are you a model?"
Roidness "Well I did do this one....is it me or is the food here gross? I want Jack and the Box"
Farley "I love Jack and the Box! I usually order 8 large curley fries with two shakes, one chocolate and one vanillia. You want to go later, and maybe put the fries and shakes in a blender, and eat the resulting mush off of each others naked bodies?"
Roidness "Huh? What? I was just thinking about how doomed the Angels are this year. I really like that DMac guy still. I wonder if we can trade for him. You know, this music sucks"
Repeat that for the entire night, he usually gets drunk and gets in a fight . Roidy McRage really gets angry for some strange reason at random. And then posts on HH about how the Angels have no chemistry, blah blah blah, GA is lazy, blah blah blah, he loves the Athletics, blah blah blah.
Hopefully this post will; get me a mention in The Daily Breeze or something.
PhiSlamma - March 16, 2008
Is that you, PWN?
Rev Halofan - March 16, 2008
Hey,
Roidy has more than one friend
PhiSlamma - March 16, 2008
Seattle Times
Not the PI!
Bad luck, fellas, but it's a long season. Hang in there...
MerrillM'sFan - March 17, 2008
Corrected That
Thanks for the free copyediting. Hope the typo did not ruin your Win-XP Latte...
Rev Halofan - March 17, 2008
XP kicks Vista's ass
The new layout sux btw
OlSalty - March 17, 2008
the scalper already was the first one banned
on the new layout, so what shit-talking achievement are you trying to forge?
Rev Halofan - March 17, 2008
And here I was
thinking I was getting called out...
Maybe they just threw me in there as an example of a rowdy Angels fan. I have been thrown out of M's stadium by a cadre of cops.
shiftyeyedgoat - March 17, 2008
Pfft
all for whispering in some douche's ear that his girlfriend is a whore, he is a fag, and you want to punch him in the face. I dont get why he waited 5 innings to say something either. He so had it coming
PhiSlamma - March 17, 2008
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