Halos Heaven

Thanks...I was thinking of the same thing.

MOAR RALLY PUSHUPS

Come on guys

LETS GET THIS DONE, NOW!

YES WE CAN!

SHIT....I JUST KILLED MY BOTTLE OF WINE.....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKIT’ NEXT BOTTLE!!!!!!!

Normally I'd say we need at least one this inning

But honestly, I think we need to cash both of those in. I don’t think we can have Hunter bunt, but we really have to have two runs. One run is life support. No runs is death.

let's go Hula Dula!!!!!!

it feels like 2002 right now

LET'S GO HALOS!

We need every run we can muster right now. Get your muster on.

I'm on beer number 8

To be fair, I had three at the office. We have a bar in our office.

i'm deep into bottle of wine #2

and too many ciggies to mention

i bottle of wine

3 beers

*1

beer = 4 % per glass

wine = 13% per glass

i’m feeling it

GAPPER TORIII COME ON!!!!!!!!!!

Playing no doubles?

props to tbs, this time

for showing the monkey

Sweet! Showing the monkey!

LET'S GO TORII, LET'S GO RIVERA!

Tori 2/5 against masterson, 1 hr

Watch the Monkey Dustin Pedroia! You rat-faced little bastard.

WELL SAID!

No, no

He’s thinking the monkey is a relative of his

TORII!!!

The optimist in me sees two runs this inning

the pessimist is still cursing the marine layer

TORII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BAD KNEE'D SON OF A BITCH.....

HIT THE SHIT OUT OF THE BALL

uh, oh -

Willits is PH

angels baseball blueprint

will do

had a pitch to drive

Come on Juan.

COME ON RIVERA!

c'mon JR

First pitch

Man oh man

must get 1 at least

but i predicted juan homer

Saaaaighht.

Way to tag, Teix.

Juan, we need 1 run atleast.

nice try, Torii

JUAN

GONE BABY !!!!!

JUAN GONE !!!!

Lets go Juan!!!

Come on Juancho

It’s sniffin’ time

Juan..

Drive this. Please.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HOME RUN !!!!

SO CLOSE

Juan, don't kill Tex, we need him. Thanks.

just need a base hit..

Jesus, don't kill Mark.

Dear God...

The Angels are your team right? How about some divine intervention? We’ve been humbled enough and are ready for some help.

Can I get an AMEN?!

amen

This post sounds really funny with the one below it

JUAN ... just a fly ball dude

relax Juanito...

GET THIS DONE JUAN!

FUCK THE HR....JUST A HIT

amen

I'd settle for a sac fly

i gotta piss like nobody's business

lol

That's why

God invented the DVR pause button

that's lucky piss

stay put

x2

cash in!

Just a basehit, Juan. Prove you play over GMJ.

juan has a pretty good eye

Omg these announcers continue...

only saying negative things about the angels and positive about red sux. (there is the rare exception)

FUCK......FUCK......FUCK...........WE NEED THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

send him!

It's gotta be REAL good

loaded.

JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN

whoa, that was effing close

GREAT EYE

HOWIE TIME!

JR has had some good ABs tonight, including that one.

BB!!

JUICED EM UP!

wow...

I thought that was K

whew we got a lucky call there

i have to admit

Send him!

PLEASE KENDRICK

Come through… I’ll help you sell your car for $!

redemption

it is calling your name, howie

sorry i took your idea

We just got HANDED a walk. Finally a call for us.

YOUR SO DUE HK47

HOWIE

CHRIST NO MORE LOB

this is it right here. 162 games for this moment . YES WE CAN

Loaded

Like me

I'd take a wild pitch

or passed ball at this point

HOWIE!!!!

REDEMPTION!!!!

cmon howie, daddy's gotta piss

HOWIE FUCKING KENDRICK

NOT ASKING MUCH…….EARN YOUR PAYCHECK….

cmon HK

It’s YOUR time

Is willits sick or something

tooooooo close juan

come on Howie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

BASES LOADED

Time to shine…

ummm, howard

If only there was a way to summon it all up.

OMG WE ARE IN DEEP

hit machine time

Kendrick wants to do TOO much

Take it easy Howie.

HK47 im wearing ur jersey, ur my favorite player, get a hit for gods sake!!!

one of your doubles would be nice right about now!

low is no good, low = dp,

You know

Couple of big blasts have been hit in this post-season already. Another one would go just fine right about now.

HK

FUCK A LOB

I love Howie

but I’d honestly rather the other 8 guys be up right now…any of them.

You are

this kiss of death. Let’s think POSITIVELY now.

If you’re being negative just to say “I told you so” that’s weak

COMMON HOWIE COMMON HOWIE SHIT FUCK DAMNIT COMMON!!!!

howie, please be patient and good things will happen

that was your pitch

time to be a hero

He's just not there

I don’t know what to say

jesus, howie

ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE

Holy fuck he's bad

WOW howie is AWFUL TONIGHT

A Sac fly would be fine really

FUCK HOWIE!

Where is Rodriguez!!!

not on the roster

STUPID

Howie just lost at the plate.

EFF HOWIE

come on…. this is HORRIBLE

Horrible.

Worst AB ive seen in the post season.

HOWIE OFFICIALLY SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saw that coming

wheres eckstein

Freaking A

I love howie, but that has to be his last AB this series.

agreed

sadly.

dude, howie

same pitch everytime

I mean wow

WOW

Howie is lost.

Owie

Fucking over matched

NNNNAAAAAPPPPPSSSS!!!!

ok naps. how about 4 rbi

NAPS

FTW.

Napoli, we need you.

Kendrick - goat of the series

SurfCity - October 3, 2008 reply

GO NAPPY!

Don’t make Masterson look like a hero

napoli you are the shit

BASE FUCKING HIT NAPS

Turn the page..

NAPS FTW

Please Nap

cmon naps, rally piss!

not a good time for a slump Howie

Come on Naps

Big hit, prove your worth baby

Like Hud would say

You’re up to swing the bat Naps, not look at strikes

USE THAT CATCHER'S EYE NAPS

Howie takes forever to come back fully from injuries

Make up call. Just a basehit, Naps.

2 more balls

Good eye

A hit or a BB is good now

HK needs the yank

GET US OVER THE HUMP NAPS

wowwwwwwwww one helluva check swing

Come on Nap, 3-1, get your pitch

That's right!!

1st base ump keeps making up for the correct call he made on tori lol

COME ON NAPS

EYE

walk

Love this plate discipline

do it

BALL FOUR!!!!

N-A-P-O-L-I-!

Screw that I want a GRAND SLAM NOW!

Please?

YES!

GOOD JOB NAPOLI

NAPPY WALKS!!!!

FTW

well, for a run anyway

5-4 ball game!

THANK YOU NAPPY!

Patience ROCKS – see that Howie !?

FUCK YEAH

3-1 count, Naps.

YEEEAAAAHHHH!

WALK EM HOME BABBY!

ONE RUN GAME!!

Take it

come on AYBAAAAAAAH

FUCKIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAPS

IT'S A TRAP!!!!

WALK THIS WAY!!

And…

IT’S A TRAP!!!

Napoli rocks.

"wicked slidaaaah"

Take it

I’ll take it, I am CHEAP and EASY that way

Time to pinch hit for Aybar

lets go angels lets go

clap clap

whoa, here comes willits

OH YEAH!!!

Time for Aybar to gap one.

how about putting Brandon in for Aybar to Hit

GET THIS DONE!!!!!

here comes Reggie

yay, someone took a pitch

nice job naps

CLIMB OUT OF THIS HOLE

YEAHHHHH REGGIEE

Willits running for Rivera

Willits in to run.

Time to make up, Aybar!

Ok God,,,

I may be asking for a bit too much, but can we maybe have an XBH now?

arrgh

Willits in 2 run for Juan.

good move

aybar needs to find a pitch in the zone and get a hit ... no fake bunts

Ayar, stop ducking. Pretend you're going to swing.

RALLY PISSS

take the pitches

he’s RATTLED

patience please Aybar

AYBAR GOOD EYE

no need to swing,,, we'll take a walk

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIC COMMON !!!!!!

ugh.. I wish he was hitting for e-bAR

eye-bar?

Vlad starts in right

next game…doncha think?

no

he’s DH-ing the entire series, per the Soth

GO AYBAR

gotta swing more than once, though

Aybar

Aybar ... stop being a clown, and look for something to hit

He's not up there to swing

He’s playing fastpitch softball

let's make him earn it...

1 hit come the frick on

The arms in the OF don't matter, if the ball touches outfield grass, 2 runs score

COMMON YOU SONS A BITCH EEEEEEEEEEERIC MUTHA FUCKA

Get a hit, Erick.

He's lost

how did this guy make it to the bigs with ABs like this?

LET'S GO LET'S GO LETS' GO

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

jesus christ

LAME AYBAR!!!!!

How BAD can it GET !?

GODDAMMIT

I could have used some Wood there.

WTF

WHERE IS OUR CLUTCHNESS!!

pinch hitter

Seriously, where's Brandon?

EFFFFFFFFFFF

leave the bases freaking loaded…. GAH!

YOU SUCK E-BAR YOU SUCK E-BAR YOU SUCK E-BAR

chip chip chip

fucking failure of a middle infield

They have to make it exciting. >_<

One more

We’re getting closer and closer

We’re goign to bust loose next inning.

shit!

Nibbling away.

Keep it there bullpen.

for the love of pete

You gotta have a plan up there

… (sigh) Let’s go defense

Still...chip, chip away.

Back to the top of the order next inning. Meaning Tex gets another chance to force the Angels to win this game.

Fuck running out of time

probably won't beat Papelbon, the 8th is our best shot

Whattya mean time?

There’s no clock in baseball. There’s always time, until you run out of outs and innings.

can anybody say Brandon Wood?

Chipping away. Still.

chip chip – - chip chip

DAMN YOU HOWIE

and Aybar

7 to the plate

Not bad though…we’ll get our big sticks up at least one more time.

Hopefully they stay patient.

I miss Sean Rodriguez

and Brandon Wood

and eckstein

Adam Kenedy???

And Salmon.

And Glaus.

Spiezo

uh sorry, eckstein sucks

No, Eckstein kicked ass.

How many errors did he make in the postseason?

And who got a WS MVP?

more patient AB's unlike howie

Isn't Aybar at the bottom of the order to be our second leadoff?

Why has he not gotten on base?

yeah

it couldn’t have hurt to let Woody hit there

Help us Obi Wan Kenobi, your our only hope

DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BEIN' CLOSE

I WANNA BEAT THESE CHOWD EATIN’ SHITHEADS

We've been down farther, later, and in bigger games.

Let’s do this Angels.

Shields is coming in. oh no!

WiHaloFan - October 3, 2008 reply

Good job guys next inning is ours

next inning will be KEY

Figgy leading off, tex up third. With the night he is having I feel a bomb. We just need to keep the score at 5-4

GA is hitting the ball hard, he is due

Who's pitching the next inning for us ?

Shields?

Believe in the power of that monkay

hey hey for the monkey

damn howie

why cant he be patient?

Howie and Aybar have been staring at strikes

as if they were aliens from space

Howie hasn't had a good swing in the series.

AB just prior to the K last inning.

Nothing like holding the tension...

..the WHOLE DAMN GAME!

Nobody said it would be easy.

stop them sit ups time

shields time-omg

Jack Kerouac - October 3, 2008 reply

Oh please be good Shields

TBS = Tossing Boston's Salad

Hat Change

can your hat hit an XBH?

or drive in RISP?

scotty be good

One t.

Power to the SHIELDS.

if teix has a risp next inning, they will win

1 away

One out.

hear that cork???

^5

HOW DID YOU KNOW I OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINE???

one gone

one down

Corked bat

Corked Bat

The captain tried to kill Tex with the bat.

Got the idea from JR’s line drive last inning.

Dammit Jim

I’m a doctor not a lumberjack.

check the bat for cork

Come on Scotty

I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS GAME

LET’S STOP NIBBLING AT THE CHOWDS. LET’S BEAT THEIR ASSES ! ! !!

Yeah

But the win is just THAT much more savory if it comes after being down 5-1, getting back one or two runs at a time…it’s just sweeter.

That said, I wouldn’t mind a couple of big blasts next inning.

Damn

That thing was like a cannon over to first.

Shields throwing strikes!

good shields

Sit DOWN.

SITDOWN.

There we go Scot! Dominate baby

Atta Boy!

good shields?!?

i love it!

knocks on wood

K-L

K3YEROUT!

shielded!

Tek is a cheater

Sit Down!

cora sucks

good for us!

i said good day sir

Now get the 3rd out with no more hits!!!

He's not over-throwing

Just grooving

oh yeah?

win or lose, this series isn't over.

Just need to find a clutch hit, or an xbh

Shades of another 8th inning

with Brendan Donnelly on the mound.

It's key for Figgy to get on base next inning

Gotta CHECK that - he went

has this been the only real close game of the DS this year

besides maybe the phils-brewers game 1

wtf sheilds concentrate

Appeal, naps, what are you doing?

wonder if papelbon will pitch in the 8th

BOTG: MARINE LAYER

And Howie

Especially Howie.

right now i have to agree

with Aybar in there as well, but a little less because of his defense

the Marine Layer giveth

and it taketh away.

stupid thing.

didn't seem to stop the Canadian Baycon.

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS....

WE NEED FUCKING RUNS. RUNS RUNS RUNS.

well, that's an auto double

Sosh not mucking about.

here comes frankie!

tums at the ready

OMG Shields not Ellsbury

that's a BAD move

K-Rod coming in.

HUH??????

That's it for Shields

Jepsen?

KRod coming in!

RALLY DIAPERS

K-Rod is a horrible pitcher when the game isn't on the line

you call this not on the line?!

WAS THAT MANNY IN THE BULLPEN?

Good job shields.

That inside fastball for strike 3 was sick.

Playing your song, Frankie.

Frankie?

WTF Sosh?

swan song?

WHO JUST SAW MANNY BY THE BULLPEN

yup

who's pen?

he was standing next to K-Rod in the bullpen.

BRING THE GOOD MOJO, MANNY

i hate you, but you know how to win…

i saw him – undercover cop

dvr guys, check when frankie left the BP, i coulda sworn that was him

It was

HOLY SHIT

Dodgers, Angels, or Sox Uni?

Beige T-shirt

Nah

It’s not Manny, his hair was too long.

It's him

I went back and paused.

maybe he's bringing us some of that good Doyers mojo

Who is gonna close?

Frankie

If he gets this out, and the Angels lead, he pitches the ninth. If they tie, no one will close, because there won’t be a save situation.

Shields was ON

I feel he would’ve gotten the out. Why does he bring Frankie in now, but fails to do so in the 1st game of the series ??

because this is a must win

Same reason as in 2002 ALDS

We hope.

We hope

indeed

yes, we have to pull out all the stops, this is do or die

JUST TRYIN' TO UNDERSTAND THIS MOVE RIGHT NOW

Yes that was Manny

where was he exactly? i wasn’t paying attention

Just checked it

At the gate to the field

Ok, if that was manny, then let's win this one for manny.

im gone to work hopefully it makes good luck

what if tex hits a 3 run bomb and manny catches it?

then that atom smasher is useless

because the earth will swallow us all

SCIOSCIA PUTTIN' HIS ASS ON THE LINE

1...more...out...

pedrioa 1/3 against k rod career

because tbs doesnt care for such stats

relax frankie and get this out!

1-2 count

get it Frankie!

CAN WE DISGUISE MANNY FOR VLADDY

Given my choice

between the two, I’d take Vladdy every time.

OK.. 2 strikes.. get strike 3

Who's left in the pen if we tie this and it goes extras?

Weaver and Garland

weaver garland oliver jepsen

Jepsen, Oliver, Garland, Weaver

Weaver

Jepsen
Olliver

at least.

garland, oliver, jepsen, weaver

:P

i'd go weaver.

Runner doesn't matter, get that out.

damn

nobody covers second? he could have been out

Thanks for paying attention Naps

we know what Mathis would’ve done

ZING!

lol

YES!

There we go

GREAT PLAY ERICK!

AYBAR!

Aybar gets it done!

NICE play

LET'S DO THIS!

LETS FUCKING DO THIS NOW!

AYBAR WITH A BEAUTIFUL PLAY TO END IT

Thank you Aybar

MUST REACH BASE FIGGINS!

then steal

Quick release ... nice play SS man!

RUNS PLEASE!!!!!

Come on Boys! Do your job Figgy

STILL DRINKIN'

HOWZZZZZZZZZZZZ THE TYOPIN///////////N

If you act like that

You look like you belong @ LookoutLanding. They like that over there.

they also appreciate suicides

Still

Medicating.

Figgy MUST reach base

Do this Desmond.

Lets see if we can get it going

LETS GO DAMNIT!!!

TIME TO WIN THIS HALOS

GET IT DONE!!!!

that was totally MYSPACESCOBAR of me

Stay humble.

in a ferrari

thanks for that

how was that not humble?

that was just a rally cry

never mind

im an idiot

But thanks for the Salsabowl ;-)

glad to hear you got it

in a ferrari

he still spells it ferari LOL

Let's Go Halos!

Let’s Go Halos!
Let’s Go Halos!
Let’s go Halos!

WE MUST SCORE THIS INNING...

bc56274 - October 3, 2008 reply

YES. WE. CAN.

YES WE CAN!

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w83/skelley9/1cf812a7.jpg?t=1223095948

Manny being bullpen coach:

YES.WE.CAN

Start us off Desmond

double!

+1

(BASE, THAT IS!)

beautifully done

Underestimated.

YESSSSSS FIGGINS FIGGINS GOOOOO!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!1

TRIPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

FINALLY!!!!!

FIGGYYYY!!!!!!

triple!

FINALLY!!!

FUCK YES!

seitz HOW DOES THE CROW TASTE!

Best Crow I've ever eaten

DEEEEEEEElicious!!!!

YEAH FIGGY!!!!

AA Stands for.....

Anaheim Angels…………………….
Alcohol anynononomusussses……..

Figgy Figgy Figgy

There He Is

FIGGY!!!!! FINALLLYYYYYY

YESYESYESYESYESYES

FIGGY@!!@!

CHONE TRIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Figgy in the CLUTCH

THATS MY FIGGY!!!

FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYY!!

LEAD OFF TRUPLE!

LEAD OFF TRIPLE

Na na na na na
Na na na na

GETTING FIGGY WITH IT.

EXTRA BASE HIT THAT MOTHER ****ERS!!!!

FIGGGYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD FOR YOU FIGGINS.

All is forgiven figgy

YESSSSSSSS

FIGGY YESSS S EYL:GNS:GKLHGLS:GLS:N:SGDSDG

hey announcers you guys sound pretty bummed?

Figgy finally acting like a leadoff hitter

Figgy's redemption!

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The Tre-Bag of Old!

Bless you Desmond!!!!!!!

Please, please keep it going GA

Oh the FUCK yeah!

mattwelch - October 3, 2008 reply

Way to get Figgy with it

BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF THE RALLY MONKEY

YES WE CAN!!

MM-MM-MMMM

Best crow I’ve ever had.

WE CAN DO ITTTTTTTTTTT

Papelboner coming in????

papelbum

GA

lets see if GA can get hold of another one.

Haha, he almost jumped off the base celebrating and got tagged out.

once again

heart skipped a beat…

yeah

saw that … there might have been a riot if they had called him out

Lopez against GA

no, I'm wrong it is papsmear

Just call him DESMOND

And he’ll hit!

By the Way, Have We Mentioned Chip Carey is a Bee Atch?

GA can handle a fastball ... lets take the lead, eff a tie

Panther shirt has been on for the last 2 innings

Feel the Power

Thanks Cupie

ima go get mine now!

here comes paps

Papelbon coming in ?

Time for Teix to LIGHT IT UP!

GA is good for at least a fly ball. AT LEAST.

CHOKE on that HATERS!!!

That’s what it means to hang in there til the end!!!

here we go, lets tag a BS, L to papelbum

Panthers Rules!!!

dude .. I need to put on my Panther shirt

Dang! Figgy almost got tagged out when he jumped off the bag celebrating

Are you PUMPED now Angels fans?!!!!!!!!!!

yup!!!

PLEASE AT THE VERY LEAST TIE THIS SHIT UP

bc56274 - October 3, 2008 reply

Rally cap on.

Do it Angels.

GA suicide squeeze. Nobody will expect it.

Both mgrs. laying it on the line.

Time to show the cards.

OK Garret, you've been frustrated all day.

Do what you do.

The suit. The tie. ABSOLUTELY AWFUL!

Did you see game 1 with the red coat standing in front of the red wall?

have to tie it guys at least!!!

that is the fugliest jacket/tie combo ever

YES.WE.CAN

green suit from HELL

STILL DRINKIN' RALLY CADILLAC !!!!!

YES WE CAN !!!!

SI SE PUEDE!

THE MEAT of the f'n order

GET FIGGY IN

Wait

what just happened? Why did Figgins go past first? Is he allowed to do that? I thought that was the rule, no?

Amazing when figgy hits for contact!

A FLY BALL

is a TIE GAME…let’s get it going – this guy ain’t SHIT.

GET IT DONE GUYS!

bostons got nuthin left in their pen

delcarmen, byrd and wakefield (assuming beckshits starts game 3)

FUCK PIMPLEBUNS

ga the key, cuz they'll walk teix

Nothing stupid over there, Figgs.

Don't need a hit

Just need a run

Be nervous Papelbon

CADILLAC CADILLAC CADILLAC

groundball

please do not sned

epic fail

not a popup!

GA NO

OH COME ON!!!

G fucking A!

GA

please stop sucking

FUCK YOU G.A.

tell me again...

about how biased TBS is. They’ve been talking about the rally monkey every inning and Carey almost passed out screaming about Figgins’s triple.

They’re just front-runners, not biased.

GoSox - October 3, 2008 reply

which team are you a fan of?

you are members of HH and AN. sox?

oh geez

you haven’t been following this really

that sucked

Ok, not what we wanted.

HORRIBLE

oiiiiiiiiiii

ugh.. bad one GA

perfect pitch to drive

Tex with RISP

WOW GA U SUCK

that was the worst thing you could do

way to blow it GA!!!

1 down. >_<

Tex, this is what we got you for.

Tex refuses to lose

Crap

ok, what I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR TEIX

OMG Kill me plz

Yes We Can!

Teix is going to have to do it

EL TEJANO CROTCH GRABBIN MUTHA FUCKA

what the...

GET. FIGGINS. IN.

Hey - don't hit the guy

TEX WILL WIN THIS FOR US

So...umm

Are they gonna walk Tex?

TIE GAME!!!!

yes!

Tex

is the man

TIED!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIE GAME!

TIE GAME!

TIE GAME!

THE MUTHAFUCKING MAN!

HE DID IT!!

TIE GAME

way to go TEX!!!!

my neighbors are calling the cops about my screaming right now

Take it

TIED UP!

Tie Game!

That works

Tie game fellas

FUCK YEAH!

:LSGHS:GLHSG:

…

holy shit

teix is SUCH a baller it is not even funny

I love Teixeira

I really do

Lets get another one

Its time for a 2 run inning!

PapSmearBuns...

TIED FUCKERS!!!

sorry im loaded.

NOW VLAD LOADS UP, AND GOES OFF MANNY'S GIANT DOME

MARK TEIXEIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!

U HAUL IS OUR HAUL!

HOMER VLAD!

Mark Teixiera knows what to do

the M.A.N.

COMMON' BIG FUCKIN DADDY !!!!!!!

VLAD BOMB comming up!

Let's try to get 2

Vladdy is due

Take one deep!

They're just gonna walk him

VIVA REPUBLICA DOMINICANA

DESTINY!

jjjjjust missed

just missed

Papelbon

brought that … that was heat

"uh oh swing" uh oh for you you effing red sox homer!

Hat change

two pitches vlad can drive, DO IT VLAD

papelbums pitch count is getting up

is this it for him? if so were sitting pretty

ARE YOU NUTS????

he’s thrown 7 pitches!

GET ON BASE DADDY

AND STOP STEALING HUDS LINE!

my wife is wearing a rally cap

FCK

I'm almost too drunk to enjoy this...

and I have the flu

ouch.

Me too

CRAP

vlad missed it

overpowered

damn

3 popups, but one was deep enough.

never mind

3 outs and we win this in the 9th

Brand new game!

shut down inning needed!

Chipping away.

1 more inning from the pen.

Chipping away.

Hold ’em 1 more inning, Franky.

Tie Game!

New thread?

bc56274 - October 3, 2008 reply

I kind of like this one, it's working!

YES please.. this one is loading too slow

seconded!

Frankie: 1. 2. 3.

2002 style

Figgy es pantha!

Shut em down, let torii hit a walk off homer!

TBS is quiet

LETS DO THIS SHIT

Do it Frankie

1-2-3 please

how do you like the little salsa bowl?

It's great!

I want one

Really, I wanted one of those…

Ha ha ha . . .

Something told me

That this was the game, this was the time, it all ends tonight…

The Halos true run to destiny begins right here, right now. We come back from a 5 -1 deficit against one of the most powerful lineups in history.

We’re going to do it.

We HAVE to do it.

It’s TIME.

YES WE CAN

Right now, while it's tied, let me just say: Holy crap, what a baseball game. This is great stuff.

Howie doubles in the 9th

You heard it here first.

mattwelch - October 3, 2008 reply

Jersey and Hat change

One of the FEW times I wear ALL Red

im doing the same

all reds

oceans 11

The rally threads are workin

1 for the bot 9 please

Bottom of 9th...Hunter Willits, Kendrick?

If Willits bats, I will hurt someone

I hope ur right Welchie

Has anyone else been wearing a rally cap since the second inning?

cause I have

62 don't mean a thing now

We need 1 inning here Frankie! Lets go!!

No matter what happens: this ALDS is WAY different from last year's

NOW WIN THIS GAME!

Wow

ohhhhhhhhh i feel sick

FRANKIE ASSHOLE!

OH SHIT :(

oh fuck,

dang papi!

EFF YOU ORTIZ

ortiz

loves to hit frankie

Well, that was predictable.

UGH

YES WE CAN

hold them
THAKN YOU MARINE LAYER
damn you frankie and willits

it giveth and taketh away....

again

C'mon now

who didn’t see that coming?

WHY IS Willits out there, GMJ!

FUCKING, fuck, fuck, fuck

jesus

in and out of his fuckiing glove

reggie..

man.

Oh man! in his glove!

The marine layer taketh away and giveth back.

damn right

that was payback for GA’s shoulda been homer

Truth!

DO THIS FRANKIE!

Wow

he dropped that catch

REGGIE YOU IDIOT

CLOSE YOUR GLOVE!!!!

WILLITS should have HAD that

Casey would've

sigh...

Bad defense tonight. Damn!

in and out of reggies glove

very anti pantehr

reply to your signature

i’ll give him t\he message

MrsMoreno - October 3, 2008 reply

holy crap

Doesn't matter

Frankie will deliver.

123 MUTHA FUCKA

FUCK!!!

Give the guy a break, that was a very hard catch.

END THE FUCKIN INNING FRANKIE WITH NO RUNS

gmj can make that kind of catch

sometimes

it’s 50/50 with him this year

frankie do your thing

aka dont let them score

GET THIS DONE FRANKIE

DAMMIT

One

You owe me a coke, dude.

1 out!!

NICE

a little late...go angels

MrsMoreno - October 3, 2008 reply

1

nice play

Figgy

1

One

Two to go.

DO THIS FRANKIE

suck it you ugly piece of garbage

SHOWEM' WHY YOU HAVE THE SAVES RECORD FRAINKIE

great job frankie

sitdown youkisuck

1...out...

perfect

now a k and another groundout

Good D

Look the runner back, throw him out at first.

When you say

“and he unloads” to a hit like Ortiz’s, it better clear the wall by 90 feet, or else you’re a moronic commentator.

HE WAS SO OUT!

Even the sox announcer said out!

HE WAS OUT!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

So fucking out!

OUT BITCH

wow

aybar’s reaction was childish … but they had him

aybar is our new rally monkey

yes

good play desmond

OUT BLUE WHAT THE HECK!!

WE WANT REPLAY

HE WAS OUT!!

damn... i'm going to have a heart attack... and then die of the flu

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

fuck that

FUCKING UMPS!

HE WAS ABSOLUTELY F***ING OUT!

SCREW YOU UMP!!!!!!!!!!!

So OUT!!

HE WAS OUT!

two horrible calls

from the umps on the bases

Turn the page..

LETS DO THIS FRANKIE

TURN THE PAGE AND GET THE FUCKIN' OUT FRANKIE

DO THIS FRANKIE!

cmon!

strike 3 frankie!

On 4th look, not sure Aybar ever tagged him, but still. Out!

come on frankie

get drew out please

and then bay

id walk bay

FUCK YOU KROD!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unreal

SHIT!

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

yikes

YOU F*CKING IDIOT!!!

Unbelievable.

OMG

FUCK EVERYTHING...

I AM DEAD TO THE WORLD

are you effin kidding me

thats what happens when you throw the same fucking pitch over and over and over again

That's why you don't put him in in those situations

He’s not the same pitcher

I cant believe this cock sucking horseshit

bummer

OK, so instead of 1 run, we’ll have to score at least two. No biggie.

Thats it

Fuck you Frankie! FUCK YOU!

WOULDN'T YA KNOW.....

FUCK¬

Scioscia: Told you so… You can’t bring K-Rod into the 8th in a non-save situation… he will blow it in the 9th

PANTHER

Boston T-bagged Frankie

Don't dare try to convince me

that that call didn’t play a role in that. Because it sure did.

100% agree

A sad way for Frankie to most likely end his Big A career

This is unbelievable!

K-rod can NOT get Boston out. Last year he did it to Manny, now to Drew.

Fuck you Frankie

un effing believable.

could we choke any EFFING more?!

Majestic?

FUCK YOU , YOU BIASED PIECE OF SHIT

I finally muted it after that.

I hate boston

I really hate boston

I do also, but they own us

NO FUCKING RUNS Thats all we needed!!!!!

clearly

our idiot relievers CAN NOT go more than one inning

sheesh.. how many statistics are they gonna come up with?

“Is it in out heads?”

No, we just CAME back, idiots

chant... "LET'S PUNCH RED SOX" ... "LET'S PUNCH RED SOX"

We are the biggest choke artists in baseball

next to the mets

AlohaHalofan - October 3, 2008 reply

That would be the METS

who missed the post-season 2 years in a row

wow, we made the playoffs

who the fuck cares? We can’t win in October

yeah, there's no difference between us and them in the last 2 years

when you compare october records

except that it looks like we're going to be smart enought to let THEM give Frankie $15 mil per year.

good God

i hope so.

Frankie's last inning as an Angel.

Let's hope not

That'll be a nice headline

Boston beats the best closer in baseball – AGAIN

how many times are we going to botch the bare-handed pickup????

HOW DO YA SPIN THIS ONE..........

torii-willits-howie-naps

all we need is one on for naps

Let him Walk. . . He ain't worth it.

have we had a donnie moore reference yet?

Frankie is DONE

the Soth begs to differ

he wants to make sure we have NO momentum

LIFT HSI ASS!

We still got the bottom. . .

possibly tainted legacy

LET HIM GET BOOED ON THE WAY OUT TOO!

Fucking Speier!

get jepsen up

or oliver or someone for gods sake

It's time to get someone up out there -

That’s why we’ve got guys

funny how the boston guy's know what pitch is coming ... then again, when you throw the same pitch 4 times in a row, it aint hard

1st homer for drew

since july 26th!

AND ZERO FOR THE HALOS IN HOW MANY INNINGS?????

We're due

then right?

here's my shocked face

………..

Remind me why I stayed up till 1:15am

and have to get up in less than 5 hours?

Because

you’ve already watched 163 other Angel games this season, and you want a perfect set?

it WASN'T the same pitch

But it was a terrible one nevertheless

Agreed

it was a changeup ... or the slowest fastball he has ever thrown in his life.

yay dp.

frankie you have a freakin kickass breaking ball

use it

Nice double play

Wow, great dp

too bad I’m dead inside and can’t enjoy it

nice turn

fuckin got him. lets win this shit!

SEASON ON THE LINE:

Go get em boys!

nice DP, infield

screw you boston.
eff you TBS.

"Drew has mantle like power.. blah blah blah"

DP - Let's get 3 runs and stake them in the heart

Ok. 2 guys get on for Naps, 3 run bomb wins the game.

We're down by 2

We can come back.

Frank Caliendo

I Want you to DIE.

i aprove of your approval of my approval

LET'S GO HALOS

If the proper call was made at second

ZERO runs score that inning. I will never believe otherwise, even if K-Rod choked.

It sure seems it got in his head

That call was very bad

And at the VERY least

only down by one right now, not two.

im with you

Me too.

let’s start a petition

It's like '05 over again. Screw job changes the entire momentum of the game.

Well, that sucked.

But like Matt said. When we beat them, this will go down in the annals.

What do you guys have against Caliendo?

Hes a fat unfunny pile of shit...

who does embarassingly vague impressions of people.

ANYONE

can do John Madden impressions, he’s practically a cartoon character as it is. His other characters aren’t that great either, and I will NEVER forgive him for last year’s overpromotion of that damn show.

He is awful

or if reggie closed his glove

maybe this english umbrella guy can fly us over all the bullshit to a W.

Yes We Can!

I have to commend TBS for not having political commercials on right now....

Alright, let's get something more than a single here, boys

Ok, screw it, we've threatened crooked numbers in every inning, 2 is nothing.

It is when they are sending up Willits and Kendrick

No way willits hits, right?

Right? (please?)

Maybe Wood?

Do you even

Like the Angels?

K-Rod-

You choked there. No other way to say it. Hopefully, we come back and pick you up one more time.

he is not getting his 15 mil

the mets or someone is dumb enough to pay him

but he did prove my point tonight.

LET HIM WALK

Beat Papelbon

Just because.

For those who think the Sox aren't in the Halos heads....

after tonight….should they lose…..what do ya say !

My life plan

‘m going to study Ed Rapuano’s photograph. I’m going to burn it into my memory, and one day, I hope to see him walking down the street. And when I do, I’ll go fucking Hormel Chavez on his ass and kick him in fucking balls, then kick the fucking shit out of him and hopefully take out a few ribs. Ed Rapuano, you’re a piece of shit, and you deserve to have the living shit beat out of you.

We need a Broner.

YES WE CAN

phelps

can perform under pressure. he have a good arm?

DO IT!!!

stupid!

That's one out given away

Dumbest

play ever.

Come on Guys

Let’s do this…two runs ain’t shit.

a fucking bunt? lol

A Bunt?

what the hell is that?

JESUS FUCK

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT CRAP, TORII

that was stupid.

OK that wasn't good

Torii, you gave up an AB.

Why?

What the hell was that?

Seriously?

YES. WE. CAN.

And yes, we will

unlike our infield, boston can make barehand plauys

YES. WE. CAN.

Uh...Hunter, what are you thinking.

What a idiot

A bunt???

WiHaloFan - October 3, 2008 reply

HGH?

well we’ve given up.

Pinch hit GMJ !?

WTH ?

That or Willits.

Pick your poison.

Willits can at least draw a walk.

who else we got on the bench?

Wood

we're pretty eff'd either way, really

you gotta take the chance that MAYBE gmj will swing

nice desperation time bunt

Juice in for Willits.

Oh good, GMJ, because he's MUCH better than willits

gmj in

matt, you better be right about howie

which matt are we talking about?

welch

thank you.

GMJ

get it done!

Oh good, Juice in for Reggie. This makes sense.

last thing we need is a GMJ grounder to second.

honestly, somebody was going to lose this game for the angels, mine as well as been k rod.

you dont leave that many men on base and expect to win

I will never question that bunt...

youk on third….bare hand…great call

But bad bunt.

He just didn't execute, hit it way too hard.

true, not mike fault though

See the thing is

twice tonight that ball has up and died on the infield, once against Aybar and once against Figgy. Torii figured it might do the same against Youklis, but it didn’t, it kept going and he made a good play.

If it had spun and died right there, he would have been safe.

boston makes the plays and gets the hits when they need them.

they are this thing called "clutch"

we, however, CHOKE.

that bases loaded K looks reeeeeaaaaallllyy bad right now

But the walk before it was sweet.

lol

true.

game is not over...

It is appropriate

That my iTunes Genius is playing ’King of Pain" right now?

0-2

Thats what it is.
Boston owns us, …it isn’t natural dropping 12 in postseason. Admit it, laugh at it, relish in it.who gives a fuck ..162 was fun but when we gotta face boston, they bend us over with no lube.

Please tell me game 3 isn't on TBS

Oh thank you TBS

For the reminder. While you’re at it, why don’t you pour lemon juice in my paper cut.

We’re CLOSED.

itll take a miracle

we can do this!

cmon rally time rally thread

i would love to join you right now

but i literally have no spirit left

the night is always darkest just before the dawn

wake up people! drink a diet coke! believe! promise me you will believe!

so the dawn is....

when? next year?

Hey, GMJ battling....

I hate TBS

I have never heard such biased commentary in my whole life

seriously

i mean, even ESPN and Fox say something good about the Halos once or twice.

this is horrible

What could they possibly say that is good? We've given them no material.

Get on base Matthews

figgy said f u to all of us earlier...

ball 4

and a great play

How can they get SO FUCKING lucky

Were fucked

Our season is over. Its Frankies fault

wrong

there is at LEAST one more game, and then maybe one more, and then maybe one more after that.

It’s not over yet baby

Pass the bong

Bogart

i hate bald people

damn youkilis

cmon camera people get in his freakin way

anybody surprised by that?

Good job angels fan

grab that shit you fucking pussy.

In the camera pit.

More biased commentary

and a youky looking out

our fans are pretty useless not to do anything

i mean not to get interference, but yell do something

Ball 4.

I officially HATE

Kevin Youklis

what took you so long?

it took you this long?

haha!

we're not fucked

believe

kinda hard

rite now

Woohoo halos!

good job howie, now you take a pitch down the middle?

Mmmmmmmm Howie Kendrick

Will he swing at a ball out of the zone?

Only plus here is he can't leave anyone on base

0 and 2 howie

Lick my balls.

sure glad howie made it back from the DL

the eff outta here

Sosh will start him game 3

Good times.

way to stay alive

howie reach please naps bomb game on

Love to see it!!

Howie, i love you to death

but you’ve got nothing right now.

GET ON HOWIE

Offseason plans: sign Fuentes from Colorado to be our closer.

howie howie howie!

YES HE CAN!

YOU ARE THE MAN HOWIE

Howie is up.....Is It OVER YET

Well, we need to go win tomorrow night...not over yet.

Agonizing…frustrating…but NOT OVER.

Ofcourse he K's.

ULTIMATE CHOKAGE

4 strike outs

5 strike outs.

nah, he flied out to center once

Oh you meant in this game.

I was doing the series.

thats what i thought.....

i assumed it was more than 5 for the series lol

Lets put it in prospective

Mathis has more hits the Howie

OUTSTANDING JOB

Nuts.

BEND OVER ANGELS

YOU GOT FUCKED

That was painful

I’m spent.

ASS FUCK PISS CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

EPIC FAIL !

i am literally speechless

GAME OVer, blame = Howie

No way.

Frankie. Ultra unclutch.

No question

Agreed. Blown call aside, he gave up the game.

howie ks on three pitches with the bases loaded.

all he needs is to put it into play.

Point is that despite that, we still tied the game.

Frankie gave it up.

You won’t find a bigger Frankie fan than me, but this one is on him.

well that sucked, at least they put up a fight tonight.

AlohaHalofan - October 3, 2008 reply

Howie needs to sit his ass on the fucking bench for the rest of the playoffs!!

Frankie he is soooo good

Now let's mess up the Sox in Fenway

Fat fucking chance.

The worst part is I'll be watching with hope.

For some shit reason.

Yep

Welcome to the Angels, new fan.

Are you serious?

why can’t we hit a home run FUCK

red sox don't have the angel's number - the red sox have a better collection of hitters, and a dominant closer

curses aren’t real, the better palyoff team is getting it done.

yep

AlohaHalofan - October 3, 2008 reply

we won 8 straight from the sux earlier

all we need to do is win three straight now

ohh great

new mlb record for losses against one team. TBS says:The red sox have the angels number… "ummm is that news

EPIC FAIL

mjhsieh - October 3, 2008 reply

BOTG

HOWIE FUCKING KENDRICK

how about the guy that gave up the runs?

howie was horrible. it’s obvious.

but frankie lost this one.

did you not see

how far away from the plate that pitch was that he swung on and struck out. He made up his mind before the pitcher even started his windup. Howie needs to buckle down for game 3.

The whole team needs to buckle down for game 3.

very very true

I am fucking PISSED OFF!!!!

No balls performance. Can’t reiterate how fucking pissed off I am right now. Fuck everything!!!!

WAITING FOR THE POSITIVE SPIN....

IT’S NOT OVER YET……. BUT I WOULDN’T WANT THOSE ODDS.

THAT’S WHY WE PLAY THE GAME……MIRACLE NEEDED.

ok... So Angels in 5 right!!!

that one hurts

Fuck TBS

How many f-bombs to we get in the playoffs? FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK!!!!

and why the eff is our #5 hitter dropping a bunt? swing the bat dude, not this mickey mouse bs

bingo

I love Howie as much as Howieistheman

But he absolutely needs to sit.

either that or a good slapping to get his head on straight

that’s pathetic

Im exhausted

the angels tease us then bend over in the playoffs

Sure glad that Fuck Rod was used only 1 inning all year

set it up beautifully for the 9th inning fail

Not over yet.....

Put the bat boy in for Howie, maybe he wont strike out bases loaded

The good news is, the last 2 series we didn't tie the game and lose

in dramatic fashion till game 3. This time we get to see what happens afterword.

LOL

Good point.

Ill say it again

EPIC FRICKING FAIL

How did the Sux find a closer who can pitch in the 8th & 9th?

Mr. record setter/I want $15mil per year can’t. FUCK YOU K-FRAUD.

They didn't.

He gave up the lead too, IIRC.

Paps pitched 2 innings allowed no hits and no runners

Yeah but how can you say such words when he is the best closer in the whole world

sarcasm!!!

Alright fellow suckers.

WAY past bedtime in the east.

Central too.

All I know is....

it will make an even better in your face comeback win if we take it in 5

Well, I'm getting fucking hammered and going to try and keep a decent demeanor

the missus is already unenamoured with me, so I’m gonna lay it on thick. For being a mellow guy, I am ready to punch a hole thru the goddamn wall

can my face be the wall because I wouldn't mind it right about now

I would oblige, but I feel like my face is the one that is the so-called wall

Well, my parting shot for tonight is: the world is coming down. The dream is dead. The Republicans will take office again and we’ll all be screwed by the VPILF.

Do I still have faith in the Halos? Yes. Is this post in the heat of emotion of defeat at the hands, yet again, of my/our most hated enemy? Yes.

It’s going to take more of a miracle like Han Solo regaining eyesight and saving himself, and the other rebels, from the godawful Sarlaac pit.

Drunkenly yours,
BEH

I'm not going to let this ruin my day tomorrow. I can handle the better team winning, it's pretty obvious this boston team right now is better than the angels. gonna need some luck to win the series