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FACT: Angels must score more runs than their opponent to win this game.

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1-2-3.

LET’S GO HALOS.

We WILL

Win This!

I figure we have three innings left.

Coming back against Papelbon seems kind of improbable.

Game 6, 2002 Series

Seemed improbable too. Papelboner’s been choking down the stretch. We can get him.

5, 6, 7, 8

that’s 4 innings.

and a bonues inning 9

… if needed !

This is the Run Scoring Thread!!!!
Kick the tires and light the fires boys.
Lets' do the Damn Thing

NOW!

WE WILL WIN THIS!

Let’s Go Halos!

Did anyone hear right before the game started

one of these dumbshits actually said “the angels offense has struggled badly, losing 10 straight playoff games to these Red Sox.”

man, if that kind of crap shouldn’t get you fired, what should?

cmoooooooooon angels

YES WE CAN!

time for some fucked up HITS

LET’S DO THIS

WE CAN DO IT

AND FUCK FRANK TV

Really?

TBS told me it was VERY FUNNY

someone on the Angels feel free..

TO HIT A FUCKING HOMERUN

Boston is like a sub-prime loan: about to go bust

rally time!

RALLEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm starting to feel good about this game

Not sure why, but I’m starting to feel the comeback. 8-5 Angels.

Let's score some runs, gotdammit!!!!!!!!!

Starting now!

How's the knee?
tbs announcers wont say shit

except he jammed it and he wants to play

To be fair, there's no way they know any more than that.
he looks fine in the dugout prepping to swing a bat
LOL..not Torii...Big Easy...
Better...thanks for the thoughts, man. Appreciate it

It will feel a helluva lot better if we can score a few runs here

You've been mistaken for Torii.

Did you tear the ACL?

Not sure -- think it was a sprain

Didn’t go to the doctor, but pretty sure it’s Ok.. it will be better if we can push a few runs across the dish this inning!

Like i say, I'll feel better if we score some runs (repetition x 29)
NO MORE PREDICTABILITY....

SCORE SOME RUNS AND HIT A BOMB

I hate Dice K's wind up

He looks like he’s with drawing from herion

teix is a GREAT hitter
3-2 count, be smart Mark.

tex: i AM smart

My apologies for doubting you.
that's our Dice-K; the walking machine
lets see a cookie here
I love you tex

good AB

Where can I send money to the "Sign Tex Fund"?

2000 E Gene Autry Way
Anaheim, CA 92806

YESSSSSSSSSsSSS

LEAD OFF YESSS

I'm probably paranoid

but why does it feel like these announcers are saying things specifically to jinx any good things that are going on?

Haha, that's impressively paranoid.
Thanks!

I don’t even have to try is the sad part.

time to rally!
Great walk

Leadoff man on

take a few pitches VLAD!!!!
EL TEJANO !!!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT…….TAKE THAT FREE BASE

come on vlad

if figgy can rbi, you can easily homer

Vlad single

and them a tying homer for Gimpy McGee!

no dp no dp no dp no dp
Predicting vlad bomb.
HIT A BOMB OR DIE !!!!!!!
vladdy daddy show why you are who you are

thats it vlad, dont swing at uber junk

let him walk you
Vladdy taking pitches...
nice job holding up
2-0...take a pitch!!
please walk him Dice K
TBS slobberin over Dice K
crowd that plate ...and take
This is a meatball down the middle
stop taking huds line!
mistake pitch please
wow

gave him the take sign ?

I think he gave it to himself.
i'd give it again
THAT WAS THE ONE!!!
They're ALL the one, remember? ;-P
If he thought that was Ball 4

he’s nuts.

God damn.

That was not a ball.

UGH

Why is he TRYING to walk?

vlad trying to walk

and had two pitches to hit

vlad looks nervous, can see it in his body language

GD says its ball 4.
GOD DAMNIT ! ! !

LET’S GO VLAD!!!

YOU GET PAID TO HIT F-ING HOMERUNS…

easy

ill take a baserunner right now

relax man ill totally take that

yes good eye big daddy
balllllllllllll four!
Ok Torii, time for some Kirk Gibson shit
Ball 4. Keep getting baserunners.
GIMPY HIT THIS SHIT
Way to take it.

Hula Dula.

ok tori ... you gotta get it out of the infield pal
No.. he gets paid to hit .300, get on base and drive in runs

The HRs are a bonus

Has he EVER had an AB like that as an Angel?
Never seen it -

That was odd

take the pitch and let him continue walking batters
GOD DAMNIT....

I WILL TAKE A WALK OVER AN OUT.

Oxygen

Please

and a knife to cut the tension...
ooooh... --- "scrambling" in the pen?
im glad i decided not to drink during any of these games
Time for our first XBH.
Tori....BUNT???
It's okay, injuries make him hit better.
welcome to LA mr. hunter!

please!

don't try to do too much here torii.....
Don't you think

that Torii is just a little pissed about that last AB?

TORII TORII TORII
god that would have been a great passed ball

bad dice k come on

wow.

….if that went by…

JUSSSSST a bit outside
risp no outs ... keep it going!
TOR!!

WE NEED A FUCKING HR OR A BIG HIT

were not the chisox

hit hit hit not go for the bomb

not looking good
Hush

two strikes only

mo fo that was your pitch
trying WAY to hard
Torii taking swinging lessons from Vlad
Torri swinging for the seats

Come on….contact.

if torii were healthy

does he hit any of those balls?

Trying too hard, torii.
No, he didn't go
Probably should have been

strike 3.

it was a 50-50 call
LOOKS LIKE IT DID????????

FUCK YOU

please at least move them over
**** you, Buck. He did NOT go around.
Biased announcers FTW.
hooooly shit ... come on tori
3-2 count, be smart, Hunter.
if he walks....put Reggie in...
Turn off the commentary

I’ve got Bowie on the iTunes, couldn’t be happier.

TORIIIIIIIIII!!!
whew -

welcome to the plaoffs

TOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

give me a reason to post this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESYESYESYES!

great slide. Yes Torii!

FUCK YEAH TORIIBLE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HEEHELLLLLL YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THATS IT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLLLLLLLLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to slide TEX!!!
YEAH BABY!

How you like me now

SAFE!!!

That’s RIGHT!!

the predicted Dice-K implosion has arrived
Ebel almost ruined the year....waaaay too close.
Fortune favors the BOLD.
Beautiful stroke

We have GOT to resign Teixeira. We just HAVE to.

TEX

is a m-fing ballplayer!!!!!!

What a slide by u-haul!!!
wow BEHIND HIS LEG

great touch!

What a slide!!!

Excuse me.. you’re blocking my plate

TEIX with a HUGE slide.

LET’S GO JUAN!

JUAN YOU SONS A BITCH....LET'S GO
thats angels agressive baseball!
JR...wants some GASALINA!!!!!!
Ha ha, Hatcher was just kidding in his pre-game "we won't work the count"

keep throwing those balls dice k YOU SUCK

im waiting for a passed ball
howie wants redemption
COMMON' JUAN

GOD DAMNIT JUAN WE NEED A RUN

and now the Dice train is falling apart
This is it.

This is why you sat on the bench all season. You can DO this Juan.

Who's the Blonde?

Hot or not?

YES!!!!!!!!!1

ITS TIME TO CRUSH ONE JUAN

3-1

ALL U BIG BOY

lead off man on=runs=figgy needs to produce from now on
3-1, trust the man behind you...
LOOK AT THIS

BOMB THIS SHIT

JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN
FULL AGAIN!

4th time this inning

GOD DAMN IT

LET’S GO JUAN!!!!

That guy behind the plate is crazy!!

love it

Way to foul that off.

Nasty pitch.

Way to battle that pitch, don't let him get you looking.
anything other than dp
Hey, hey hey!!

that’s a party foul to mention that

WOULD SOMEBODY HIT A HOMERUN !!!
That was a ball

He had to lean across the plate.

bostons bullpen has been soft this year

we get to face 4+ innings of them

damn.

nice contact.

sooner or later, he's going to make a mistake

hey GMJ you see this?

JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN JUAN !!!!!!
What is that pitch

That looks good and just sinks low and away?

Is that his sinker?

noooooooooooooooooooo
that was a sick pitch
Ok, Howie is so due it's not even funny
Crap

Crap..hey it’s that blonde again

that was sick...

Hate to say it

AHHHHHHH FUCK...

DON’T KILL THE RALLY

Good pitch.

Damn.

at least it wasnt a dp
Darn it. >_<

Howie, if you’ve been savin’ it up for this, I forgive you.

Nice pitch.

Id be equally happy with a Buck Martinez heart attack or an angels hit.

1 out only. lets go howie

Ouch.

Howie, please.

HOWIE DOUBLES!

do thisssss!
matsusuckas got nothing

High

Pitiful call.

ummm, that pitch was a mistake howie
HOWIE HOWIE......DO OR DIE !!!!
WHAT KIND OF CALL IS THAT

WTF

whew

good hustle vlad

Vlad needs a walker
Gulp.

Vladdie tagging.

Nice contact Howie.
vlad with his insane baserunning
You can't say

That he doesnt make it INTERESTING when he’s on base.

You also can’t say that he tries his damn hardest on every play.

Oops

I meant you can’t say he doesn’t try his damn hardest on every play

Those pesky double negatives.
Morales PINCH HITTING!
let's go Kendry
Mathis out

Morales in. Scioscia playing to WIN.

kendry!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
acuda, heres your moment
This game needs more Kowbell. Oh hey, look at that.
No more Mathis
BETTER GET MORE THAN ONE FUCKING RUN HERE!!!!!!
WE NEED COWBELL.
Acuda might have a coronary
scioscia switching it up, i like it
lets go cubanitio
I LIKE ANGEL HOME RUNS
Well

WHo doesn’t?

The other team I guess.

CALL ME SELFISH....

I WANT A GOD DAMN HOME RUN

Ring it, Kendry
we need that run in, at least 1 more

wild pitch plz

Is Acuda

at the game?

For the love of Acuda

Get a base rip, baby!!

Steal home Vlad

He looked like he was wandering down the line

Remember

When Rod Carew used to do that?

SCORE SOME MORE FUCKING RUNS HALOS
ill take a hit right now

make it a 1 run game please

Is Santana done then?
86 pitches

hes got another one at least

Looks like it.

i dont think so

Good question

I was wondering the same thing.

the pen announced ready before the start of this half inning
Come on. Dude escaped from Cuba, he's not going to swing at a ball over his head.
here comes the pitch he threw ga
Crush Buck Martinez' dreams here

What a douchebag

did the announcer just called matsusucka a computer

is that racist?

My thoughts exactly.
only to the hyper-sensitive
Cant wait till buck breaks out his Domo Arigato
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
freaking buzz kill oh well

1 better than none

Fuck that

3 or more is better than one

NO excuse for not scoring more.

Crap

Crapity Crap Crap

But we’re coming back on them. That’s two unanswered.

We have taken the momentum.

The crowd is in it. Quick 3 outs then tee off on their pen.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Someday we'll score more than 1, but I'll still take it.

Baby steps.

ugh

it wouldn’t so bad if I didn’t have to listen to Carey’s Man-Crush calling that 3rd out

hard to battle back without xbh .... but it's gotta happen at some point tonight
dice K..is done..hes over 105 pitches...we get their BP for 4 innings.....
1st and 2nd no outs....don't score.....goddd
We did score.
After that, we had two on, no outs....didn't score.
chip away guys chip away
Still chipping away....
Come on guys

Let’s get this done.

i'm makin margaritas...

anyone want one?

Yes!
owl glass please...no salt.
that was going to be fishbowl glass please
on the rocks, salt the rim, por favor
are you going outside to get your ice
not yet...

free ice starts in a couple weeks, i presume

greedy, two please
patron silver, grand marnier, mixed generously....

i suggest on the rocks…

rally margs, here they come!!!

win every inning...key to victory
Three things to take away from this inning-

1. Hunter is fine.

2. Kendrick made good contact

3. Mathis out, Napoli in = Good.

We can DO this.

thank you john madden
Chipping is good ...

…but ill take some chopping.

We've had enough chapping.
No one ever said it would be easy.
is anyone else taking shots for every run we score?

it’s a good thing to incorporate your girlfriend into…and then have fantastic “I just beat Boston” UM…..high fives

Still Hitin' The Bottle Hard.

 I JUST WANNA BE A HAPPY DRUNK

What happened to Torii ?
he flew out to center

oh wait….nvm…

Everyone will hate me

But in the interest of completeness, including Kendry’s PH last night and his at bat tonight, it’s 3-34. Black. Freaking. Hole.

Yeah but it was an

0-fer before this game, so that’s an IMPROVEMENT.

PHers or kendry?
6,7,8,9,1 spots in the order
It's not 0 fer anymore. Baby steps.
1 RBI though

That’s a third of our run production.

NEWS FLASH !!!!!!!
Santana

Has to have a perfect inning. This would be good now.

THIS GUY SUCKS

15’ from the warning track and its a pop-up

HGH...

IS THAT YOU???

Aww crap, they put Matthews in center? Oh wait
Torii, for the lover of god...
Seven time gold glover
Someone tell him they're really just for decoration, not for using in the field.
When did

the Juice get into the game?

Sets up the DP
FREAKIN' CONCENTRATE.
Toriii wanted to inducde the DP...

…easy.

No 2 out rallies if there are never 2 outs...
BETTER HIT A HOME RUN TO MAKE UP FOR THAT TORII
I hope HE doesn't feel the need to do so
Wow....just wow.
3rd batter and they relalize Napoli is in
That was a good one too
This ump is terrible

That last one was about 2 inches off the dirt….and we got the strike.

what a chicken shit hit
at least they didn't call him Mark
Fuck that shit

what a lucky piece of crap

OK Ervin.

Thanks, buddy.

goddamn red sux keep getting these hits off those bloop shits

wow tec that was retarted

They can't get any luckier.
Un freakin BELIEVABLE.
And why is Figgy playing so close?
He bunted last time in a critical situation, IIRC
Which Dondo do we get???
I'm hoping for the good one

Myself. I don’t know about anyone else.

I could deal with that.
thats it for ervin

in come Hose

When the fuck

did Basball start taking their uniform cues from Hockey? Is Boston the only team in the majors to denote their captain on their uni? Weak.

It is very weak.

I think the C on Varitek’s uniform stands for “cock” though.

It's really freaking lame

He must be the guy who calls the coin toss, or talks to the refs during penalty calls.

Hockey Captains

Actually have stuff to do during a game, wtf do baseball captains do? Give out the signals to the outfield?

I understand, they have captains…..whatever, but on their uni?

Tell me what other team does this?

Kotch would of had that.
Too bad Kotch doesn't play 3b
He might have if we kept him. :-P
way to keep us in it Erv.

aside from the homer … can’t ask for anything more

Red Sox have been doing that for years

I don’t remember who else does that

A R R E D O N D O !

Let’s Go Angels!

Quentin would have flied out to center
Are the Red Sox lucky

Or are the umps creating their luck again ?

The umps have been bad both ways.

The red sox have been very lucky.

Jose I am BEGGING you here...
Did they say that's his first error since August, 2007?
ive seen him drop 5 this year, but the scorer never gives him an error
arredondo

please do this

Time for the Vulture
this game has reached its' critical mass point

dont walk cora man plz

whew

way to use your face

Gotta go to work

Keep the rally faith going!!!!

dont worry, Q can catch
now that would be something
roll call

who’s rippin’ some cocktails right now…

and can feel a dramatic win coming on?

I need another

i’m your huckleberry

as we say in ND

We’re gettin corned up!!!

Lots of danger here Dondo.

Let’s focus.

wow. announcers just said that having great pitches doesnt make someone a good closer

its the pysche. wow.

Dondo

dammit!!

You're killing me Dondo.
he cant locate his offspeed, or at least make it enticing enough to swing at
Wow.

Time to buckle down.

Go talk to him

… ooops, my bad

Good job, Butch

Setting up the quadruple play
If GA weren't so lazy we'd be out of this inning.
it took that long to finally get a lazy GA joke?

wow, are people tense or something?

no runs here por favor
dondo has been horrible with letting inherited runners score ... to go with his 8 blown saves
error, check swing shit and a walk to alex freakin cora to lad the bases
Critical moment here.

GULP.

Come on Dondo!
0-2, don't lose this one...
Dondo is all over the place with his location.

Scary.

HUGE.

Just, huge.

man.. no love for Nap

1st in the face, then in the cup

I love Nap

better?

Thank God it was Nap

in there.

jacoby looked like shit
SIT DOWN!!!

Now get that freak Pedroia

YEEEESSSS!

ONE MORE OUT.

huge...future close...so pumped
More meds please!!!!
Am blowing another vapor bag

as i type.

time to K the rat (pedroia)
Nice

the line is drawn here…no more.

pedroia hitless this series .... keep it going dondo
please throw the ball 90 feet at least
that would be 29 feet, 6 inches too far
yeah, my bad

good thing he didnt take my advice

way to turn it over
I have the worst heartburn on the east coast right now...
and OUT of the inning!

HUGE!

DONDO!

Whew!

HOWIE!!

What a scoop!

HK's glove

it works.

NICE DIG HOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT JOB DONDO!
Dondo = Nails

man that was too close for comfort , lets keep chippin away

Sweet

Sweety Sweet Sweet

I can't take it.. I'm dying
This is nothing

UCLA Basketball, how that is a rough game to watch sometimes.

You can't say this game isn't exciting.
Heart.

In. Throat.

Way to go Arredondo!
beaver style

lets chip chip chip away

Still a 0 on the scoreboard. Get that lead, Halos!
Everyone in LA should simultaneously try to hook up Arredondo with

every hot girl they now….he should be copping BJ’s in the dugout

Let's see

if he can pitch a couple more no hit innings…but yeah, he was clutch.

Course that first walk didn’t help.

Hosed'em down!
need aybar to reach base ;

funny thing. get a leadoff runner on, they score

rally push ups

doing my 10 to man up

Add 10 more for XBH'S.
I'll take some of that action.
name those pushups...

i can do 12 pushups

WAY TO GO....

NOW LET’S SCORE SOME GOD DAMN RUNS…..

Does anyone kow the signs of a STROKE?

This game is giving me one i think …

tingling arm

slurred speech, believing mathis is worth a damn….

ewfEWfewfewVFEWWEFWEF
Those are my initials
does the fact that the entire left side of my body hasn't worked since the 3rd

tell you anything?

tells me you are right-handed
i'm actually typing with my nose
XD.
i don't know what that means
LOL in smiley forn
an asian laughing?
Nah, eyes closed.
i hope i didn't cross any lines there...

that was an honest guess

Let's Go Angels!

Let’s Go Angels!
Let’s Go Angels!
Let’s Go Angels!
Let’s Go Angels!
Let’s Go Angels!

This game needs a diarrhea 9th inning
This game needs a 10 run bottom of the 6th
TAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE!
I paid $100 million and all I got was a 5 inning pitcher: Dice-Walk
DAMN IT E-BAR

BETTER GET ON BASE…YOU HAD TWO CHANCES TO GET HIT

hey...

just fyi…i think your caps lock is on…

taketaketaketaketaketake
japanese must hate bowling

cuz they never throw strikes

badump bump

walks would be nice

tryin to duck under the strike zone

Dice-K was fucking nauseating!
GET ON BASE DAMMIT
Even with Aybar's duck down

that was ball 4

It's ball 4 if he doesn't duck. They used to do that to me in little league. Stupid umps.
Alright, gotta protect now.
E-BAR

YOU DICKHEAD GET ON BASE

Be smart, Erick.
pitch 6 looked like ball 4
way to stay with it
aybar sucks ... whatever
HOW E-BAR OF E-BAR
Veteran play

by Cora.

Let's go, Figgs.
How I miss Izturis
We all do

We all do

figgy needs to get on base

ga-tex-vlad coming up need some runners on base

I agree with your analysis.
I hate the fake bunt

either DO IT or swing the bat

I hate

it when they square around before the pitch. Make them GUESS a little.

it would be cool if teix could bat with risp
That would be sweet
FOR A FRIGGIN CHANGE!!!
Nah...

Only Howie.

Wait for the good pitch, Figgs.
figgins is getting the best pitches to hit out of all of them
new pitcher

Dice-K is out.

Little late on that
That's it

I don’t want no more Figgy as the leadoff batter in the next game… or hopefully games.

Who then?
At this point even Matthews looks more attractive as leadoff batter
And when I say Wood in game 3, I mean at third. Stop hitting the ball in the air Figgins!
Fastest guy in the league

and all he does is pop up.

Less. Than. Worthless.

He has a hit and an RBI this game.
Well throw a fucking party for him

He gets on base about once for every nine outs he makes. That’s just wonderful, isn’t it.

He’d literally be better if he bunted every time up.

Except in the clutch.

Where he’s better than 80% of our lineup so far.

why cant we see the figgy from may!
Is Ellsbury

As big a douche as he looks like when he’s playing?

he definitley is
come on GA

get one back

need a run this inning
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEEEEEZE GET ON BASE

FUCK !

Fuck Becketts moonface.
give it a ride G.A.
GET ON BASE GA
HOW FUCKING UNLUCKY CAN YOU GET!!!
The baseball gods are against us
HOW THE FUCK?!?!?!?

DOES THAT NOT GO OUT?!?!?!?!?!

You gotta be KIDDING ME.
Oh wow, that must have hit a cloud or something. I thought that was going to clear the old bullpen
just a long out, and teix gets to lead off another inning
At least we'll get our leadoff runner on.
fornicate

F-bomb preserved

Crap

Crapity Crap Crap

That looks so good off his bat

FOR THE LOVE OF ****ING GOD.

fuck you announcers for getting my hopes up

DAMM MARINE LAYER!!!!!
I shouldve done more rally pushups

my bad ya’ll

I was already taking shots....

so premature…like something else I do

ARRRRGGHHH!!

ARRRRGGHHH!

That WAS the marine layer.
We just cannot get ONE fucking BREAK this series
looks like we're going to have to defeat the baseball gods tonight..

i’m not worried

Hell, we've done it before.
just another october
Next inning is the big one
If Garrett Anderson Wasn't So Lazy....

He Would Have Hit That OVER THE FENCE

damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn
The marine layer giveth and the marine layer taketh away. >_<
i would have preferred it take Bay's away ... either of them
It's taken 2 from the Sox tonight...
the pedrioa one was a line drive

marine layer had no affect

Believe what you want.
If it hadn't been in the first, it would have.
on the bright side

teix leads off next inning

When we win this game...

… it will go down in the annals of Angels history. Man.

Let's go down the annals, guys!

guys, hey.. where’d you all go? You don’t want to go down the annals with me?

Truth.

This will go down as the game where everything that could go wrong did… but we won anyway.

almost a homer, tori almost safe at first ... sucks
Dude.. he put a move on that ball

UGH

stop them sit ups time
angels tbs commercial

good juju

I ame ecdeeingly durnk...lets go halos
Huh?????.........I NEed anOtheR DriNK
we can't tell at all
Why are the red sox so lucky!?
Someone sold their soul to Satan

for a few titles

They

teabag the umps before the game, didn’t you see that earlier?

Umps? I thought it was the announcers. Man, they're busy before the game.
They're Boston

they gotta teabag a lot of people during the pre-game.

thats what the yankees think about us
just hit paul bunyan in the ribs already
wow aybar

if cora makes that play the announcers are screaming

63 innings with no HRs in the postseason

hell longoria had 2 in his first 2 ABs
figgy and wood and moseley for longoria?

that's how you get to a liner
Is it me

or could Kevin Youklis be in one of those Geico Caveman commercials with no makeup?

nahh

he needs the makeup to cover the fact that hes actually from xantar

Wow

way to call that so shitty, TBS

Someone needs to declare that beard a health hazard
WOW AYBAR

had a red sux player made that we would have heard the announcers scream

NICE play, Erick. We need more of that.
Teix will go deep his next AB
No Teix gets on Vlad hits a dong and points to Buck Martinez with his bat
That was a trap!
did that require a barehand? show me the replay
As a former ss I think so
that wasnt a trap, nice try aybar
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING me
AYBAR

GIVETH and Aybar taketh away

And now he messes up the "easy" play

Just because he can.

LUCKY FREAKIN’ SOX.

That was not easy
But it was "easy"
Aha! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.
There are no easy plays

in Major League baseball.

i wouldnt say that was easy lol
That

was a wicked googly

ah

what a pisser

Can't get that one.

Nice try.

E-6

don’t make excuses

Basehit says the scorer.
Red sox teabagged him too
Not an easy play, Erick's only chance was to barehand.
that look on soth's face explained it

looked like he sharted…

If that

hurts us, umm….something something to Aybar.

time to turn this thing around, guys!!!

let’s do this HALOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Easy ET. No sweat.
im calling a rivera homer next inning
they are so scrappy gosh

hkdhshpisaish

I'm changing hats now
Jepsen up in 'pen?
Extra outs, boys.

Terrible.

Dammit

Dammit dammit dammit.

the sux have all hits with 2 freakin outs except for that fluke

what the hell

we're fine. only one more out.
WTF WITH THESE 2 out hits, lucky ****ing assholes
Jepsen time

Come on, give the kid a shot.

Why does this happen EVERY FREAKIN' TIME!?

The Sox get lucky (this time with Aybars play) and right after the have at least a basehit.

SIT DOWN CHOWDS!!!!!!!!!!!
lol at the yankee fan. that is rad!
That was hilarious.
Dude is hardcore, gotta give it to him.
he looked PISSED
Here's hoping we put a smile on his face by the time the game's done.
and inning over!
well...top half
"Let's go Angels"

“Red Sox Nation making themselves heard”

yea, i think they were hearing their bosses chanting in their booth
who?
how can you not know where RSN is?

theyre right beneath australia i believe

props for dondo

Juan >>>>> GMJ
whew, i thought that had a bad sound off the bat, easy catch by johnny rivers
agreed

made my heart skip a beat

I love that Yankee dude

I want a beat Boston shirt

arredondo wasnt doing much fooling in his outing, but i'll take no runs anytime
anybody else think we need a homer to swing the momentum?
I'd settle for a double
yes, a two or three run shot would be preferable
too bad we dont have spezio :(
lol

what i would give for that goofy drug addict…

Thank the maker

Oh this oil bath is going to feel sooooo good

Mornin'....

Not the way I wanted to wake up….

Just in time for a rally...
one lucky rbi deserves another

c’mon halos

that jacoby rbi was cheap

Rally beer time.
Take me out to the ballgame , take me out with the Rally!!!!!
I don't know how you guys handle

bosox fans at these games.. I’d have to really restrain myself.

So MANY lifelong bosox fans in this world. Strange.

i wouldnt be able to control myself

the raider fan in me would come out

RALLY TIME

7th inning stretch lets do this!!!

why hit the boston fan with a thunderstick

when you could’ve punched him square in the nuts?

TEXXX....

Needs to grab crotch more …… seems to get him HR’s.

OMG- The Yankee fan at Angels Stadium with the Beat Boston shirt on! Bah, ha, ha, ha!
if the angels lose, that fan will be all i will want to remember
Hey it worked

show that guy more often

I don't think my heart will be healthy enough for sex after this game.
Rally pushup times

doubleing up to 20 to man up

OK.. I've got 4 or 5 more hats...

I’ll get it right

NOW LETS DO THIS

YES! WE! CAN!

7th inning.

Big bats coming up.

So familliar…

time for the janky HITS

LET’S GO HALOS

So far

two insanely winnable games in this series. So frustrating.

My last post for tonight:

WIN MOTHAFUCKERS!!!!

Still lurking, though……………

Why is this joke talking!!! does he think he is that hockey night in canada guy? freaking wanna be
COMMON YOU CROTCH GRABBIN' HOME RUN HITTIN' MUTHA F-AH!!!!!!
That suit is terrible

Get it off my plasma.

What

was that cookie and why was it on my television?

Oliver's Bday
RALLY THREAD

you STRETCHED now RALLY THREAD IT in the bottom of the 7th…

TIME FOR YOUR 1ST HR FROM THE RIGHT SIDE FOR THE HALOS!!!!!
Up to you Vlad

Prove them wrong.

come on Vlad, please
ANOTHER single...

Geez

YES WE CAN!

YES WE CAN!

I NEED MORE BEER
OK now

Time for Hunter to earn his pay…..

Kendrick hits

or he’s the goat of the series

annoncing turning to our favor...good sign
one run babay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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