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It Is A Must-Win Game in Anaheim Tonight

PREGAME GUESSES:

  1. Name the Angel who will score the first Angel run of the game.
  2. How many walks will Angels batters receive in the game?
  3. YES or NO: The name "DONNIE MOORE" will be mentioned during the broadcast.

MUST WIN...

It isn't that this team CANNOT win three games in a row over Boston, it is that they just WILL not. History hangs heavy and the gravity of Donnie Moore tugs deep on any October matchup pitting the Angels against the Dented Buckners of Boston.

Ervin Santana must be magic on the mound. Juan Rivera cannot lose a ball in the lights, nor pop up with men on. No weak grounders, guys and check Vlad's ego if Willits running will make a difference.

You want more analysis? Post a comment here. Game Thread up at 6:15...

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lets get game 2 boys
figgins (1st inning) – 12 – hell f’ing no

Anderson – Six – No

I also predict that Dick Stockton will give Terry Francona verbal blow jobs in four separate innings.

Isn't CHip Cary and Buck Martinez the announcers?

Richard (refrain from calling those named Dick …..Dick) Stockton is a New Englander and a Red Sox announcer so I am sure he would if given the opportunity. After all he is the guy that said “if its fair Home Run” in the 75 series

one of the TBS guys jsut won't shuddup about Francona

and there just ain’t much to marvel at about the guy.

I would agree with that
GA - 3 - NO

I will be MIA for this game alas.
I’ll be cheerin’ in spirit!!

Figgy - 6 - No

= blow out win!

Tex- Five - No

if we’re only discussing the tbs team, then no donnie moore will absolutely will not be mentioned.

radio, however, i do think he will be mentioned.

TBS

mentioned on the TBS telecast DURING the game.

GA - 4 - no

TBS ran out of Angels factoids by the third inning Wednesday. It will be all see-say as far as the Angels commentary goes.

Over/Under on mistaken Angel player names: 1.5

OVER

easy – expect them to castigate Ruben Rivera for his jeter-glove thievery and speculate what position Rick Willits will play next season.

Tex - 3 - Yes

…c’mon, boys! Get them Chowderheads!!!

Angels - Angels - Angels
'LETS MAKE THE SUXS OUR BITCHES" Guesses

Fig
3
Yes

DAMN DODGERS ARE KILLING ME!

Man I am going to take a lot of grief when the Dodgers win their series and the Angels lose in 3. My prediction of a Redsox vs. Phillies world series is going to come true.

Name the Angel who will score the first Angel run of the game.
My prediction is nobody
How many walks will Angels batters receive in the game?
4
YES or NO: The name “DONNIE MOORE” will be mentioned during the broadcast.
Yes

Way to stay positive Marshgr

From your statements: you need to take off your Halo gear and go root for someone else, I for one don’t want to hear your negative statements.

“the Angels lose in 3. My prediction of a Redsox vs. Phillies world series is going to come true.”

Name the Angel who will score the first Angel run of the game.
“My prediction is nobody”

Go root for the Dodgers or Red Sox…. The Halos will prevail and you sir are not considered a true fan! Stand behind the boys and think positve….

i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt...

and assume you’re going with the reverse psychology approach.

if that isn’t the case, the statements above lead me to believe you should be banned from this community indefinitely.

marshgr = raiders fan

I would expect nothing less from one of Al Davis’ harem boys.

whats wrong with raiders fans? lol
Figgy - 3 - Yes
Figgins - 5 - Unfortunately, YES

I can’t be here with you guys tonight, gotta ref high school football. But believe me, my heart will be there in Anaheim. Hopefully the PA announce keeps us posted on the score, they often do.

figgy - 5 - no
GA - 4 - No

A sagacious voodoo priestess in the French Quarter informed me that Santana will have a magickal performance tonight.

Patience, patience, patience...(guesses below)

Dice-K must be the most infuriating pitcher in baseball…..if you are a Red Sox fan. Nibble, nibble, nibble. Angels just need to wait him out and not chase his pitches just off the plate. Angels, with patience, will set a season high total for walks tonight. We will get into the Sox bullpen, which is their big weakness and do some damage. Lester is the Sox ace and he pitched like it. Yes I know who is pitching game 3, but I’ll take Lester.

Angels win games 2 and 3. I have confidence they’ll find a way to win that third game.

Guesses: Tex-7-yes

Dice-K wasn't the most infuriating pitcher

on our team. Clay Buchholz earns that title hands down. Seeing someone with his stuff struggle, especially knowing what he can accomplish, was pure agony. Daisuke was actually remarkably consistent: a lot of 5-6 inning starts, with plenty of walks but few hits and fewer runs. He gave the team a chance to win in almost every start. (Beckett, who doesn’t walk anyone, was way more unreliable than Dice-K.) By contrast, Buchholz spit the bit in all but one or two appearances. I’ll take Dice-K’s dicey execution and good results over Clay’s poor execution and terrible results any day.

...especially knowing what he can accomplish...

…did you get the issue of TIGER BEAT where he tells what his favorite color is???

The forgotten past: a Red Sox review

1986: last 2 WS games vs. NYM: 0-2
1988: ALCS vs. OAK: 0-4
1990: ALCS vs. OAK: 0-4
1995: ALDS vs. CLE: 0-3
1998: ALDS vs. CLE: 1-3

Cumulative record: 1-16

"It ain't over till it's over" picks;

Teixeira, 5, yes

I don’t share the view that if we lose tonight the series is over (though it will be harder). Look how Boston rallied in 2004 against the Yankees. They NEVER let down. I won’t either.

Praise the Angels and pass that can of Whoopass!

GA - 4 - no

I hope everyone wore their red to work today!

I did !

Bring it Boston!

Picks

Teixeira
7
No

Teixeira - 4 - No
Angels plan on losing tonight

Swing away boys, says Mickey Hatcher. Either he is lying or he’s reverting back to something we know doesn’t work anyway. If the Angels hack themselves into irrelevance he needs to be fired, period.

Exactly

I don’t understand how he can say this against Dice-BB.

Figgins / 5 / yes

I picked the Angels in 4 over the Bosox. I have revised that to Angels in 5. Make no mistake about—tonight is a must win game for the Halos. Go get ’em Santana Banana!

Speaking of Reggie Willits

Whatever happened to him? Why are his numbers so down from his RoY-contending season last year?

Obvious, isn't it?

Inconsistent playing time, combined with a failure to figure out whatever the league’s doing to him.

you sit on the bench the whole season

and you tend not to accumulate the numbers…

Torii Hunter...

being in the lineup along with a healthy Juan Rivera is the difference in ’08 compared to ’07.

Then, you also have Garret Anderson, Gary Matthews, and Vladimir Guerrero (the regulars he was subbing in for last year).

That’s six roster spots that need to be shared over three outfield positions.

Picks

Figgy
4
Yes

I’m back on the pre-game picks wagon. Went on vacation prior to All-Star break (Angels up by 4 games), returned from vacation July 28 (Angels up by 10-and-a-half). Didn’t make any picks during the vacation. Yeah, superstitions are crazy; but I decided that as long as the Angels continued to do well, I’d continue to not make picks. So no picks since early July for me…until now.

So if the Angels lose its your fault?
They already lost game 1...

so no superstition to be had here.

I know...

I was just kidding. I don’t believe in that stuff.

Figgy - 5 - No
Figgy 3 Yes

We got our BALLS TO THE WALL BABY

Teix 5 Yes

Teix owes me big time.

Anderson - 5 - no
Go read the top story on Bleed Cubby Blue

I have no doubt that our boys WILL NOT allow us to be put in that situation and state of mind.

Tex 3 no

they CAN do it
they WILL do it

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

they CAN do it
they WILL do it

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

so exactly what about my post do you not agree?

;-)

Kendrick - 4 - no

However, Jason Bay’s homerun will be shown 5 times. The exact amount of times the announcers run out of things to praise the red sox for during the game.

We could be the Cubs.
allow me to complete the sentence...

….but we won’t be.

FIGGINS! : FIVE! : NOOO!

Ervin has the sickest sh!t on the staff, is fully capable of dominating any major league lineup and we need him to be pretty damn dominating. Given a pretty-damn-dominating VooDoo and some semblance of what we did vs. Matsuzaka earlier this year pre-Tex, that should be enough to get it done. BOS hasn’t experienced BlackMagic this year, maybe another plus. Now, let’s get it in gear and get back to balls out, pedal-to-the-metal Angels baseball, tie this sh!t up and go to Boston, not to earn the right to come back, but to KILL THIS BEAST WHERE IT LIVES in their funhouse, pinball machine of a park, killing two diseased birds with one glorious stone, RedSoxABOMINation and EastCoastFUCKINGBias. Shove it up their collective a$ses.

Figgins, 5, nope
Tex + 6 + no
Figggins - 4 - No
Picks

El Tejano (Tex for you Gringos)

Quatro

Si.

Teixeira - 5 - yes

and i think Morales will get the start over Rivera. the Soth seemed to hint at it a bit.

Mine

Tex · 7 · no

Guesses

Figgy
4
Yes because the TBS announcers blow.

If the boys don’t win tonight I’m shaving my playoff moustache.

The Reality

I’m afraid it’ll be the Sox in four. Funny thing is, I see the Angels beating Beckett back at Fenway ! Halos lose to Matsuzaka tonight… can’t seem to best this Boston baseball team.

Figgins, 4, Yes

Light it up tonight!

Not guesses from me, but let me say

that last night I watched the Doyers put yet another thumping on the team with the best record in the NL.

Angels lost their first game to the Sux. I’m hoping that this NLDS trend is not an omen for the team with the best record in the AL.

Best regular season record means absolutely nothing.

A song

You may remember my Les Miserables redux from the last game of 2006.

I now bring you a rendition of an old Lennon favorite: Note that his fav city was New York, and we have no evidence to the contrary that he didn’t NOT hate Boston.

Temperature’s rising
Pressure is high
Can’t see no future
Can’t see no sky

Vlad’s feet are so heavy
Scot’s arm is like lead
LAA gotta win can’t say maybe
Or else they’ll be dead

Cold chowder won’t let them score a run

Their bodies are aching
Goose-pimple bone
Can’t hack, like hey Mickey
Leave their bats alone

How’s eyes were wide open
His bat went to sleep
One thing I’m sure of
It can’t be in the deep freeze

Cold chowder has got them on the run

Cold chowder has got me on the run

Thirty-six hours
Rolling in pain
Praying to someone
Free me again

Please make them be good boys
Please make their bats well
They promised a golden ring
So get out of this hell

Cold chowder has got them with no runs
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Maybe what we and our boys need is a little PRIMAL SCREAM THERAPY, no?

Wood - 5 - Yes
Didn't see it anywhere else...

3B Chone Figgins

LF Garret Anderson

1B Mark Teixeira

DH Vladimir Guerrero

CF Torii Hunter

RF Juan Rivera

2B Howie Kendrick

C Jeff Mathis

SS Erick Aybar

RHP Ervin Santana (1-2, 5.73 ERA in four career starts vs. Boston)

Nooooo, Mathis, WHYYYYYYYY
I hope he can personally serve some crow

for all the doubters.

I know and I will GLADLY eat it

Come on, Jeff. PLEASE. Me wants to some nice warm crow, not the crap you’ve been giving this year.

I wants to *eat* some nice warm crow
The Johnny Rivers Show

Let’s get some.

I’m off to the stadium kids. Try and stay the duration, mmkay?

UGH

seriously, i’d rather see willits in right and have
Figgins
Willits
Anderson
etc

Change...

Rivera – 3 – Yes

anderson - 4 - yes
GA three yes

Mikes reason for starting mathis… simply better stats with santana ugh!

He wants to lose

Jeff wants to get his post-season-consolation lap dance faster, too.

Oh, and

Johnny Rivers—?—Yes

The yes will come

In the context of the announcers fellating Henderson and how AWESOMEROXXXORSLOLTEHREDSOXARELOL.

Teix- 3 - No

Curse of the banned thunder sticks.

The Thundersticks were banned?
GA - 4 - NO
No Mike Lowell - that's the good news.

The bad news – Mark Kotsay has great numbers off Santana.

Is anyone else’s stomach a little unnerving right now? I know mine is.

My Picks

Figgins
8
Yes

You down with PGG, Yeah you know me!

Here we go!

Figgy!
4
Nope!

Huminah Huminah Huminah !

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