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ALCS Game 7 Thread

There may only be 5 games left in the 2008 baseball season

5:10 PM: The Rays host the Fenway "poor us we wanna be the lovable underdogs again, mommy" Park's Crimson Pantyhose on Frank TeeVee-- uhh, I mean... on TBS.

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mother fucker...

figure now is as good a time as any to use that towards Pedroia…

yeah guess it was time to change the sig...
Garza looks rattled after rat face's homer.
Alright, he gave up the one and can settle down now.
The Rays lost this series when they couldn't hold a freaking 7 run lead

And it’s half Maddon’s fault.

That seems to be the popular story line.
I just don't understand how you fuck up THAT badly

Like, their ERA for the last two innings was almost 14. That’s ridiculous.

I think this whole post season has been about the homeruns and who hits them when it counts.
Tampa Bay

I’m watching the Tampa Bay Bucs instead of the Rays tonight. I can’t watch another Boston victory party. At least the Bucs should win tonight!

Boss Man was robbed of a hit.
I just can't watch the post season anymore

I don’t get it – what is so special about Boston that they cannot be beaten? The post season is so predictable now. It’s really annoying.

They can be. They're only up 1-0 tonight.

Believe.

It's an American League death match, that's why I watch. It's a train wreck, an earthquake and a flood all in one.
Boston needed what they had to do

Get the first run and shutdown the Rays in the 1st

they "did what they had to do"
I don't think the Rays are "shutdwon" yet. Getting that first run gave them some momentum and woke Garza up a little bit.
I hope you are right

I am about ready to put a fork in the Rays though. That Game 5 is just too difficult to overcome.

C'mon Rays... let's get one this inning.
I'd prefer they get somewhere in the 8-10 range
The constant Boston tea-bagging is getting so, SO old...

If Chip Carray has one more freakin’ on-air orgasm when Boston hits a home run, I’m going to puke.

I mean, it’s just non stop… it’s bizarre.

Please Rays, put the chowds to bed.

did you guys know that Lester had cancer?
really!?
did you guys know that Varitek was Boston's "Captain"?
oh you mean Mr. .220?
did you guys know that Boston came back from a 7-0 deficit last game?
If there is a God

The Red Sux will lose tonight…

i learned that there is no god because the angels...

but maybe allah can help out tonight for a Rays win.

* "because the angels lost" (is what i meant to type)
Need more runs.

Hard to believe 2-1 will be the final score in this game.

c'mon boys, one more
so tense. almost there...
That 'C' on Varitek's jersey stands for...

CHOAK

haha that works too.
C on Varitek's jersey

Stands for ‘Chump’

'C' for CHOWDER
'C' for C-YA!
insurance would be nice
again, seconded.
Insurance!!!

That’ll help!

Ray's own Admiral does it!
Garza:

“Hell yeah!”

Easy lip read on that one.

oooh...

Bartlet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

damn damn damn

we need percey right about now
i swear

these TBS guys are going to make me kill myself.

they hit 2 SINGLES, retards!! get off it!

what are pappi's stats? i mean height/weight
big/fat
awesome... is that what is says on his baseball cards?
WHOA... did you see that Rays fan/chick that was having a nervous conniption fit?
you're right

just did a rewind to that spot. this is gonna be the longest 4 outs of her life.

she's was blinking like crazy and shaking... hope she's alright
ummm... not THAT close jackasses
I HATE Youk sissy pirate man... the 'B' on his batters helmet stands for BUTT
Come on RAYS! One time!

Get this sorry sap of man out!

Mickey Mantle up to bat

David Price in to pitch…

hey is chip caray in here?
was that to me?

if it was, that was some serious sarcasm, because they PISS ME OFF

yea tha was to you...

and it was meant as sarcasm because chip is a steamy pile of boston ball gobbling man.

refer to my "did you guys know" posts
Did you guys know that it only takes one swing of the bat?
WoW.

INTENSE inning

so close. so close....
a couple more insurance runs would be nice right now
If we had any stones we could've won this thing.

Tampa is showing a tremendous resiliency tonight. When they went down 1-0 they could’ve been thinking about going away. But no.

Not yet anyway.

Another run or two here in the bottom of the 8th inning sure would feel nice for them. That bullpen is going through a trial by fire right now, and that still got another inning to go to beat the demons.

luminous resistance power
again, i wish troy boy was active
please CHIP... tell me how that was the best catch ever in baseball history
Mays who?
Boston's collective "willie" has been in Chip's hand all series
i know this

hence my “these guys are going to make me kill myself” post.

GAH… i can’t believe i’m about to say this, but FOX might be a little bit better…

Chip is starting to sound 'down'
Okajima won the Beckett, didn't he?

for being the greatest pitcher ever?

Price still in

GO KID!!

that shouldve been a called strike 3...
he crossed the plate!!
...and if not, then a swinging strike out.
price jobbed in that AB
uh oh
chill... we're still good
this is a k-rod 9th in the making
except this kid can throw strikes

and throw them hard.

….and he’s dominant

i forgot that little detail

my bad

if boston is so great, then why the f are all these boston fans in freaking tampa?
Jeff Mathis at the plate

wait, what?

haha well played.
dp by "tek" would be nice
K3YEROUT!!!

2 DOWN!!!!!!

great pitch!!!
hey stop that... i must be on a couple second delay
way to go Runamucker!!

anyone?

ONE MOOORE C'moooon!!
the 'TB' on the Ray's hats stand for "Tea Bagged"
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RAYS WIN!!!!

light up the trop!!!
LIGHT UP THE AQUARIUM!!!

RAYS GOIN TO THE SERIES :D

Aquarium? I thought it was a bingo hall with basepaths.
way to go Madden!!!
THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!
i believe again
RAYS WIN! RAYS WIN!

/Harry Caray voice

RAYS WIN! Go get Joe another ring boys!
no way iwamura was tossing that thing to bartlett
FEEL... THE HEAT... RAYS!!!
SWEET!

the song is online: “Feel the Heat Rays” (mp3)

I gotta admit, the portion the play after a HR is hit is pretty pumpilicious.

congrats to Joe Madden and the Rays
RAYS RAYS RAYS YESSSSSS
Congratulations Joe & Percy! You're going to the World Series! Again! :)
Congratulations to Tampa. They did what we could not do.

They dared to compete. They dared to win. And they won.

Congratulations to Joe Madden. If we can’t win it I"m truly relieved it’s somebody like Joe, who’s such a great guy and a great leader of men.

Go home Boston.

Yessah

Great win for the Rays. Good night, Yankees Red Sox.

Pretty darn great.

Suck on that Boston. Your “comeback” means nothing now. I wish it could’ve been us who took you out, but I’m glad for Joe Maddon and Percy. Yeah, Rays!!!

Am i supposed to be more happy

about the fact that i witnessed the greatest turnaround by a franchise in baseball history, or about the fact that the redsox lost?

both are pretty damn awesome ;)
Price striking out drew was an awesome moment
That was cool

Having Jackie Autry give the trophy.

It's insane mania in The Trop, as the fan goes wild!!!
Do you know how you feel....

after you take a monumental shit?? That is how I feel right now. And all the little turds are wearing Boston hats and Chip Carey just learned that he doesn’t know how to swim the poor fucker.

Ahhhhh. The zen is back. Everything in the universe is as it should be.

Congrats to Joe Maddon and the entire Rays teams.

Just one last task to perform…..

Your one last task...

Wipe? or Flush?

Hmmmmm....

Er, OK. Make that two more tasks to perform……

light a match?
Pull up the pants

Mountain Man style. Keeps the Bears away

Thank God

I would not be able to stand one more minute of the TBS crew verbally masturbating over the Red Sox. Now that the Red Sox can’t win the World Series, I don’t have to move to Canada either.

Go home Youkilis.

Enjoy that flight home. Time to pack in that absurd dancing around batter’s box stance and disappear for 4 months. Don’t forget: take Big Poppout with ya!

Spit, slap-slap, spit, slap-slap!
Congrats Rays and Maddon

I didn’t think you could do it after losing game 5 the way you did and thought the Pedroia home run was a harbinger of things to come for the Rays, but I was wrong. I will take my crow fried please.

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