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ALCS Game 5

Can the Red Sox come back from a 3-1 Championship Series deficit and will there be any real fans of the team in attendance among the pink hats there tonight?

Kazmir @ Matsuzaka - 5:07 PM on TBS

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Sink the U.S.S. Masshole tonight
And as an added bonus, we will be spared from the atrocity that is Buck Martinez's voice
Thank you

He sounds like he has a gob of peanut butter stuck in his throat. As does Peter Gabriel.

"Peanut butter" accumulation after fellating the Sox for 2 weeks
there is SOME good news for the Sawx

their “Fenway faithful” should be well rested for tonight’s game.
;)

Yep

Because they’ve been leaving so early. Even before the games end, god forbid.

wow... rays are on fire

4-0 …. if i see the dodgers and red sox get booted on consecutive days… i think i may be quite giddy

So, why aren't they slobbering all over Varitek's awesome catching job?

Look at him, he’s going to peak at the batter … and call for a belt high fastball

The Computer is crashing
They are too busy slobbering over his fancy gloves

its got a hidden rocket launcher or something that demolishes batters?

Longo is unreal
Put a fork in 'em, the Red Sox are done.
Dice K at the very least.

Look at that plate discipline…

Look at Upton, he hits like a pro
he setting fire to Fenway this series
Red Sucks fans make their way to their exits in the top of the seventh....
I sensed something during the summer, a presence I had not felt since 2002...........

http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/8/20/597972/hold-them-thread#8235556

2008 Rays = 2002 Angels
Ain’t no stoppin’ us now. We got the groove!

by Fan Since 1981 on Aug 20, 2008 9:54 PM EDT actions 0 recs

DELETE DELETE DELETE
Phillies vs Rays?

Who would you prefer?

At this point, I'm hoping the Rays make it.
Papelgone...

See ya’ Red Sux.

Not over yet. Red Sox are coming back.
with a quarter of the "faithful" on the way home
spoke too soon...
Frankie celebrates saves........

Papelbon is celebrating getting out of the 8th trailing by 3……..

Why did Joe leave Balfour in there so long?

Dumb.

Holy shit... 1 run game in the 8th.
Oh FFS, it's JD Drew.
Here come the Sox

Gosh I can’t stand them. You can’t give them any extra life. They will take advantage of it. Looks like the series is going back to Tampa. And the Sox will probably win it all … AGAIN!

Joe, what the hell are you doing?

Wheeler sucks. Put in your closer. This is a winnable game.

No kidding!!! Is he crazy?!?!
i thought wheeler was the closer ?
JP Howell is at the moment
I jinxed this thread big time

Sorry about that Rays.

You didn't do it

I was jinxed when the announcers were talking about 90 years since the Red Sox had been shut off and over 60 ABs since Ortiz his a home run!

Percy not on the roster.
david price to close it out would be my play
hunter would have had that
Upton should have had that
if they make me listen to another game with mother bucker, i will not be pleased
Wheeler's stuff is unimpressive. Mediocre fastball. Not a good breaking ball.
good cut? he was 2 seconds late on that pos swing
Man these announcers are creaming themselves

I’d hate to have to clean up their press box after the game.

Wheeler's fastball is junk. 90 mph and straight. No movement.
WHY IS HE STILL PITCHING

OH MY JESUS. I’m stressed out right now.

Just when I thought 'Angels-style' diarrhea was done for the year.
This is terrible. I wanna punch Maddon in the face right now.

If the Red Sox win class will be MISERABLE tomorrow.

If the Rays lose this...

They could have the same fate as the 86 angels

when you start doing the SPEIER, you finish the SPEIER
I'm tempted to post Joe Buck quotes... but I don't want to get banned
He's the biggest idiot of them all right now
TB Milfs looking nervous
ummmm, what kind of throw was that
NOOOOOOOOOO tie game
after 27 fastballs in a row, he is bound to figure it out
The Rays finally realize they're in the playoffs.
This is what he gets

Worst bullpen management ever. It’s the only thing any manager has to be good at.

Massive tea bagging going on right now by the TBS crew
These announcers are worthless pieces of shit and I hope they suffer an illness that makes it impossible for them to broadcast ever again
Boston tea bagging party
i wanna see a squeeze
No more squeezes in the playoffs please
the only sqeezing goin on right now is Joe Buck's hand on Boston's sack
a loss like this is worse than a blowout, cmon you effers
let him steal man, limp swing when he had that bag
wid pitch wild pitch wild pitch come on doooo it
Chowders didn't like that call... WAY outside
Vamos Carlos

Para Northeastern, hagalo.

Welcome to 1986, Tampa.
FUCK... Pena's 3rd dp?
well if boston comes back

this is just going to cement Boston’s mystique

this is the Rays year, even if they come back for this one.
Oooh... Papi bunt
Look on the bright side

at least we now have conclusive proof that baseball is rigged.

The last 4 years of Red Sox baseball “mystique” after their 86 year struggle have proven it beyond a reasonable doubt at this point.

Um

Our team says hi, too.

Joe got too comfortable with that 7-0 lead

And he was there for 1986.

With the organization that is.
Pirate up to bat
Out of control choke.
Nice pick at third... too bad pena couldn't get that hop
Kotch would have had that
Where oh where is Quentin when you need him

Fly out!

Monumental choke job.......
Fuck man... choke city.

Rays will win in Tampa… better that their fans get to experience it.

And THAT is the biggest choke of the year.
not how the media will see it

their narrative will be all about the greatest comeback ever.

Dude, tip your cap...

that was amazing.

I heard about it in the paper this morning. WOW.

The Red Sox are amazing, no doubt about it. Left for dead yet again. Jeez. How in the heck do they do it? I hate them, but gotta respect that team effort.

i wouldnt for one second be surprised if the rays lose this series
I wouldn't either

Boston has all the momentum.

I hope most of the Chowds left in the 7th and missed the comeback
They probably did...

but they’ll get to attend game 1 next week anyway.

And those morons give that little midget the credit
Because he's 'gritty' and 'a gamer'
more like 'gay' and 'a gomer'
Rigged

100% rigged.

Dude

As much as MLB, umpires, the national media, “The Nation,” etc., all love to stroke the Sawx, it’s not rigged. It’s just the way baseball works, I guarantee you. Teams go through prolonged slumps and prolonged “good” periods.

You think MLB rigged the Yankees to suck in the (late 60s? 80s? not certain of the years, here)? Again, I give you US the last eight years. We went from 41 games back in 2001 to the WS in 2002 and a TRUE contender ever since. This after forty years of suckitude and being one of the biggest laughingstocks in Major League Baseball.

Of course, MLB HAS seen a lot of “underdog” success stories recently…hmmm….maybe this Sawx thing is to re-establish a dynasty quick so we don’t get TOO complacent.

Lord

I didn’t expect an essay of refutation to a comment that probably shouldn’t have been responded to at all.

50% Rigged
Seriously

If I had known that response would have happened, I would have at least knocked it down to, like, 92.5% or something.

epic failure by Maddon

I love the announcers talking about papelbon shutting down the rays, did he not give up a huge double to upton for 2 runs?

Very, very disappointing

I very much want to see the Red Sox humbled in game 6. A proper spanking.

Answer: yes!

Game six, here we come. Oy.

The orgasmic manlove blowfest of the TBS announcers is obvious.

The most bias I’ve encountered since Tommy Heinsohn manned the booth during all of those Lakers-Celtics games. May this game stick in Maddon’s craw enough to put Red Sox Nation out of their myopia/misery come Saturday.

Yeah, that was pretty disgusting

when the Red Sh!ts were way behind, all we heard were excuses like “Mike Lowell is injured” and crap like that, but when they came back I think the announcers were so ecstatic that they’d have undergone major elective surgery so they could have had JD Drew’s baby.

I’m done watching baseball this year. At this point, even if TB does go on to win, you just know that we’ll STILL hear more about Boston than either TB or Philly.

don't forget...

JD Drew has Mickey Mantle-like power.

O god, not Tommy O'Heinsohn...

HURL

Ah, ha, ha, I can't believe the Rays got complacent and let that game slip out of their hands.

Never trust the Red Sox to lay down. Oh well, at least we get to watch a few more baseball games this post season.

Don't worry

Shields at home is nails and Beckett has been terrible in the playoffs. This is still the Rays’ series to win and I think they will bring it to the home town fans on Saturday.

No No No No No No No No No No No

This can’t be happening

No No No No No No No No No No No No

Maddon will have the boys ready to play

I do not see them being shell shocked at all.

Bottom line: They took two of three from Fenway. Well played young Rays.

It's perfect

I want this thing drawn out so Boston fans can suffer when the rug’s pulled from under them at the last minute. Nothing makes me happier than a Sox failure.

Would have been better to have them blown out last night...

Should have been a 7-nuthin’ drubbing to end the season. That would have been more fun. Now, they have a sporting chance, doggone it.

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