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Angels Baseball GAME 122/162 THREAD

4:05 PM - Angels @ Evil Empire Pretending to be Underdogs
Jered WEAVER v. Curt SCHILLING

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Post Your OPD Guesses here.

Will this be the blowout victory that allows Darren Oliver to pitch in peace at Fenway?

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Does Schilling call those bad dreams Maicermares or does he just quietly pretend that they will soon go away?

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c-4-yes
blow them out of the rivah charles
D-3-no
light them up!
OPD
C-3-YES
opd
A-3-No
C-3-no
OPD a la Chowder
C,4,no
OPD
O: B
P: 3
D: No
opd
c,3,no
OPDdrm
c-4-yes
OPD
C-4-no

Kick their butts!!!!

weee
C * 3 * N

Recaps will come later (including weekly... don't expect on time)

OPD...
C
4
Yes
b-4-y
opd
O: C

P: 4

D: No

B-3-Yes
Go Angels!
Fuck the fat man.
If Schilling executes a few pitches he'll probably shut us out.

D 4 N

Which Red Sox Player
will through a screaming fit over an umpire's call and get thrown out of the game today? I say Schilling, so who do you pick?
Hinske
The guy is in a tailspin at the plate. It's gotta be somebody's fault. It can't possibly be his own.
OPD
A
4
No
OPD
O: B
P: 4
D: No

You down with OPD, Yeah you know me!

OPD
O - C
P - 4
D - YES
Why do Angel telecasts
not show the stats for opposing pitchers?  It's highly annoying.  It seems like we don't always get stats on the opposing hitters, either.  It's totally crazy.
cricket?
Nobody around today eh?
bit late for cricket
i thought..
..hk-47 was supposed to be back after the day/night doubleheader.. why isn't he?
Probably wanted to add another pitcher
after most of the bullpen (save Oliver) was used in the doubleheader yesterday.

Did they call anyone up?

I think that was contigent on
Sending down a pitcher.  Seeing as how Ervin pitched so well they didn't send him down after the game, and due to the doubleheader we need an extra guy in the pen for a couple days.

That would be my guess.

Weave the magic
kotch has been a doubles machine!
And where the hell was youk playing at 3B?
Casey Kotchman
may end up being the best slow baserunner I've ever seen.  He seems to know just what he can and can't get away with.
Its an automatic tag against Manny
Manny actually has a good arm
It's the one thing he can do defensively.  Of course, he was in pretty lousy position to throw after catching that ball.
His arm
looks better because of the short left field at Fenway, put him in a decent size field and its not that great.
I don't know
It looks pretty good in Angel Stadium, too.
reggie hits the splitter!
Reg-gie, Reg-gie
Reggie has been a bit cool lately,
but you have to love his six-to-ten pitch at-bats. Wearing out starters is so freaking valuable.
FIGGY!
2 run Jack!

Schilling gets shelled by our little guys!

Well done, Legs
Woohoo FIGGY
Where in the UK are you
UK Halo?
London
the important place...
Where in the arid north are you?
In the Highlands
However, born and raised in Halo Country ...

Lived in London two years
Lived in Kent two years
Then came up here to the frozen wasteland that is Scotland.

That's a downward spiral
You'll end up in Ireland if you're not careful.
Hell yes!!!!
Just got back from the pub to see Figgy go deep!
Oh boy, do I miss pubs.
I try not to miss them
any chance I get!

One of the advantages of living in the UK versus living in the US.

Pubs!

Do you have
pub experience wraith? :)
I do, spent a bit of time in Oxford last year
one of the best experiences of my life. Really.
I thought you said Oxnard...
not many pubs there, I would imagine!
chone has mad it impossible
to dislike him.

i applaud that.

It's bizarre
considering what he was doing for his first month, but he is now probably the most important offensive player on the team.
When Figgins is uppercutting yr high fastball
You no longer have a great fastball.
one thing weav did in the 1st inning
That impressed me was when he dropped the arm angle for the strikeout.  He did it with a lot of success last year, but hasn't at all this year.  Wonder why.
Anyone else think that Kotch
should be batting cleanup?
It always seems like he'll get on base
to lead things off, and then we have to rely on Mathis, Izturis and Willits to bring him home.
Right, if he bats cleanup
he'll have, er, GA.

Might be better with Izturis.

been saying that for a while.
Makes more sense than GA in that spot
I think Kotch should bat third though. An OBP of .371 right in front of Vlad just makes too much sense.
Fenway hit
What a bunch of shit
that's sweet weav
Got in big trouble and made some big pitches.
Weav!
Keep twirling it buddy!
Mathis!
RAT-tle the monster!

RAT ATTACK!

I don't want to hear
another bullshit word about how Manny made a great catch on that.  Manny was dogging it and being a slow, lazy, half-assed human being who was lucky that didn't drop in for an RBI single.  Any decent fielder makes that catch routinely above their waist.

And the way he got Maicer's ball earlier in the game like he was shagging B.P. fly balls pissed me off, too.  This guy is a selfish, self-centered, me-first, showy prick.

let it out, let it out
What part of London
I used to live in Islington and have loads of mates around there.
Hendon
Norvern Line then mate
innit?
Indeed
Where in Scotland are you based?
Inverness
Where the non-existent monster is.

A right shithole.

Hoping to get a new job in Brighton this month, wish me luck, pal.

Just like Jeter
;)
Sit your ass down
Manny being Manny
weav is dealin
Weav is DEALING.
Let's hope he can go deep, because the thought of once again seeing Shields AND Frankie in one game makes my stomach pang something fierce.
I got kicked out of my flat once
wearing my pyjamas ... but I never went up to bat wearing them.

Nice gear, Manny fucking tosser.

Have had the pleasure the last two nights
Of listening to Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo on the New England sporst network on MLB.TV.

What a great combo in the booth.

Come on Angels, try Rory and Hud!!

VLAD
Lays down the hammer!
cardinal
Oxford, England?
Yessir. Spent a term there.
I'm near there tomorrow
Playing cricket at Blenheim Palace.
Damn, I wanted to visit Blenheim
but it cost quite a bit. I'm pissed that I never went despite how close it was to Oxford.
Shit
Buckle down Weaver.
OK Weaver
Enough horseshit now. Three guys on base is enough. Cmon pal.
C'mon Weave, just get out of the inning.
Oooohhhh kay
Time to actually start pitching again Weaver.

This is no fun. Not after last night. Stop this.

shitshitshit
Get outta it...
OK That's ENOUGH
of this bullshit.
That fucking ...
c--t
I fucking hate Fenway.
So does Lackey
You piece of shit
Weaver
Mike Butcher
another worthless mound visit.  I swear when that guy goes out there he comes with a can full of gasoline.
I turn on game
see one pitch, grand slam, turn off game. Beer for me kthnx.
let me say this again
since every manager makes the same dumbass decision:

WALK HIM. EVERY TIME. IT IS NEVER WORTH IT TO GIVE UP 4 RUNS WHEN YOU CAN GIVE UP 1.

Jesus. Managers are retarded.

Of course he knew it ...
He's fucking jacked up on roids and he plays in a fucking bandbox.
who the hell?
who the hell's that announcer with jose and why doesn't he just suck "big papi's" cock and get it over with? where's hud when you need him?
Oh well, we're still in this game.
Weaver is such a fuckstick
Nice 6-spot ass wipe. Now go throw your glove and pout.
Oliver, Jones who else can pitch?
Yeah but did you see him try to "glare"
at Ortiz when he went round 3rd base. Hey man, if you don't serve the fat man potatoes on the first pitch, you don't have to watch the fat bastard take a slow trot.

Grow up Weaver. Hit the fucker next time.

Might get a few out of
Speier, Bootcheck possibly.
ugh this is a ridiculous inning
first that stupid single where nobody covered the bag, the most poorly timed HBP ever, and pitching to Ortiz with the bases loaded
Weaver
owes me a tenner if we cough this up
Nice play Figgy
Cmon dammit! Let's do this!
EaSsPeeiN is having an orgasim
over the slam by Ortis.

"Don't worry about Boston they are the ones with all the power. We will show you highlights of this and other Boston plays later on." blah-blah-blah

We have to HR and were winning up until then.

Shit the game is only in the fifth.

Get down the goddam tunnel Weaver
I am sick of looking at you.
Goddam it
Don't show pouty face again.
Fucking hell it's a 1-run ballgame
Sit Coco down, Oliver.
WHAT THE FUCK
I change the channel and walk away for 20 minutes, up 4-0.  Come back and it is 6-5.

Fuck everything to do with Boston.

Let Kim Jong-Il turn the whole city into a massive skateboard-park-crater.

How come everyone on the Planet says
not to pitch to Papi and Scioscia does anyway with a guy who has obviously lost all control??????????????
Bases were loaded
That's why he should have hit the fucker. But Weaver is too much of a pussy to do the obvious thing.
Amen
Trade pout-face Weaver for an able 3B man with some stick.
finally
this mistake of an inning is over.
come on Uncle Schilling
throw us a nice ball
How much more OVER THE PLATE...
do they have to be before these Red Sox will STOP WHINING about the calls?
Just saw the Grand Slam replay...
THAT BAT FLIP I TAKE EXCEPTION TO.

C'mon sox, show some class you crass SOBs.

I take exception to
Weaver to being such a twat and serving it up like an ice cream cone.
The flip was ridiculous...
am I the ONLY ONE who saw that?
Huh?
Who you spankin'?  Me?
That was my first post in the entire thread.
why are you jumping on me?
He's a troll
note from his comments that the only time he ever posts, it's about the Red Sox.  And the only time he posts on the Red Sox, it's when they win.

If someone dared ask him the DH before David Ortiz, his head would probably explode.  Same if you asked him to name an Angel outside of Vladimir Guerrero...and even asking him about Guerrero might trip him up.

He's the kind of Red Sox fan who was only excited about the Gagne acquisition because ESPN told him that it was the greatest trade ever made by any team in the history of baseball (because otherwise, he'd never even heard of this "Gagne" fella).  Well, the best except maybe the time that the Red Sox traded away Jeff Bagwell for a sixer of Bud Light.

Rally Monkey Time
Go Angels! Beat the Sox. Put Shilling out. What kinda screwed up game is this?
Timiln is the dust
that comes out of Schillings ass when he farts
Come on Figgy
RAT ATTACK!!!
OMG
I can't believe they are showing Red Sox "Sox Appeal" dating adverts on NESN.
That made me lose
What was left of my dinner.

Fat ugly Red Soxettes who are too fat and ugly to pull a fat and ugly Sox fan.

FFS I give up.

Ummm, hey Mike
We got the leadoff man on this inning. Why hasn't he scored?
because
we wanna beat 'em at their own game.

SON OF A BITCH! that was a shot. i hate fenway, robbing vladdy of homers like that.

Bugger
at the big A that is outta here
exactly
why fenway sucks and our psuedo-rock-waterfall rules.
It is out of here
in every ballpark except for those that have "architectural character".

ie, a Grade II listed shithole that should have been blown apart 50 years ago.

Fenway
is like trying to play ball inside some dirty old bathtub.
But
it's the best stadium in baseball /end sarcasm
we'll still get this one
Have faith.  Kotch or GMJ gonna take care of it.
Oliver
striking out the heart of the Sox order - he's turned it around after that shoddy start
"Lowell a fan favorite in New England"
bullshit.  Everyone on the Red Sox is a fan favorite in New England.  Doesn't matter if he's an asshole or if he rapes children.  If he plays for the Red Sox, he's a God, and the only player in baseball that matters.  They couldn't name four players on the Angels.
Eric Gagne may disagree with this post...
SCIOSCIA
Start Warming up Shields, were about to get the lead right now.
jeez,
i only hope speier proved himself enough to have earned the right to continue pitching.
Those were 3 pitches were really taxing
/Scioscia
I can only imagine
what the ESPN headline will be should the Red Sox hold on to this lead.  It's sickening to even think about.

"DAVID ORTIZ: GREAT HITTER, OR GREATEST HITTER?  DISCUSS, JOHN KRUK!"

Fucking hell.

And his name is Justin, not Joseph, Mr. Mota.  Did anyone else catch that?

aww damn,
i didn't. but to be honest, i stopped listening to mota and that bosux cock sucker next to him a while ago. it's better that way.
What is really sickening
is how your buddy Weaver pitched with a 5-run lead.

For fuck sakes, if we lose this we deserve it thanks to him.

My buddy?
I'm a fan of the guy as a pitcher for my team, but...my "buddy"?  I'm confused.
That was quite good
Too bad he wasn't in to pitch (errr ... put it on a tee) for Ortiz
That was a fucking
spitball
Two spitballs in a row
for as Remy says "Oki-Dokey"
The Red Sox
are such a beatable, overrated team that somehow find ways to win.  Every time we've played them this year, they look so beatable.  Their rotation is nothing behind Dice-K and Beckett, and Okajima is getting tagged tonight, but nothing is falling.  It's sickening.
Cmon Casey
Plant one of these spitballs

Whammo! RAT ATTACK!!! Cmon Kotch!

We're hitting it far every at bat
just not quite far enough - bloody fenway
wow.
that camera man either feels really patriotic or fucked with his zoom.

oh and, fuck crisp.

That is five fucking straight putouts
For Crisp.
Someone kill him now.
what is with our fielding tonight
Guess what Weavermania
Jeter would have had that one actually. FFS
no, he wouldn't have.
don't let your anger cloud common sense. jeter would've jumped around and then everybody would've applauded him for his effort. if this was ny.
Jeter would not have been asleep
Would have positioned himself properly and that man would have been out.
I can just hear Weaver's postgame interview:
"I could have shut out that team tonight ...

if I hadn't sucked like a bitch and teed it up for Papi like he was a Little Leaguer."

We sent the wrong kid down to AAA.

oh, damn.
it's already the bottom of the eighth... when the fuck is that giant hit gonna come? i'm getting nervous.
I liked when we had a good bullpen
well im done spieir let me down
blame of game: Jerod "i can't stop the bleeding" weaver.

see ya all tomorrow

I liked it when we had a decent pitcher
named Weaver. Giving up a 5-run lead is inexcusable.
fuck this.
fuck fenway, fuck the bosux, fuck whatever it is that seems to make our pen suck, fuck that damn announcer.
lets up jeff has as bad of a night as jerod
Fuck baseball
Fuck the city of Boston
Fuck the state of Massachusetts
Fuck the New England region
Fuck David Ortiz
Fuck East Coast Bias
Fuck Sports Journalism
Fuck the Boston Red Sox
Fuck Fenway Park
Fuck chowderheads
Fuck the people of Boston
Fuck the retards sitting directly behind home plate
Fuck Manny being Manny
Fuck Jered Weaver

and...fuck Alyssa Milano.

Fuck.

The Angels are the best team in baseball, fuck the standings, I don't care what anyone says, I find nothing terribly impressive about this Sox team.  We should have won today, and it has been meltdowns on the SOLE part of one individual in each of our two losses that have cost us.  As a team, we're the best, and I won't hear it if you want to tell me otherwise.  We should be going for 3 out of 4 tomorrow, not looking to salvage a split.

Fuck.

CKD
Tell us how you really feel.
"fuck Alyssa Milano"?
Dude, it's only baseball. Get a grip.
yeah
sounds like he's suicidal. she's too hot, this is insane.
That
was a literal fuck Alyssa Milano.

It was in there as a joke.

what?
how should have the angels lost all three? specify.
Um
if Eric Gagne gets to be some cop-out, then so does Scot Shields.  It works both ways, son.

And I could also say that the Angels should have won all three.  One word: ShieldsLackeyWeaver.

Suck on that some.

Thanks, Troll
I'm done feeding you today.

Go back and leech off of dad's mutual fund some more, you pink polo shirt wearing preppy.

And learn some player names from the West Coast teams while we're still in town.  It might expand your knowledge outside of your tiny little New England bubble so your friends can find something non-racist to call our players.

Uh, we DRINK our sushi...
and take wine through IV's for fear of rat poisoning.
Before the series started...
I knew that in one of our houses of horror, we'd be fortunate to get ONE GAME.  We could get bonus win tomorrow, if we can get the breaks.  Yes, we played like we should have won.  That's what a good team does.  Be satisfied that we played with confidence and rest assured we will turn the page and play hard again tomorrow.  This one is over.
It's just too bad we don't have Jeter
to be the soul of our team.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!

i'm so mad.
the end.
Get a fucking haircut
Blame of the game Weaver.

Buenos noches amigos, let's get them tomorrow.

RAT ATTACK!

THE TROLL
actually was right...this thread is way too negative and I thought the Rev had asked everyone to not go off like this...
it was the agony
of losing a game that was all but in the game and losing it to one of the greatest clutch hitters there have been. did it really have to be ortiz?
Joey Cora beat us...
in 1995...talk about a chest-shot.

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