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John Lackey's Pre-Game Ritual

According to the pitcher's blog it is a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich (a ritual imparted on him by Darin Erstad), Red Bull and some advils that get him ready to take the mound.

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With the departure of Saunders to AAA
Dustin Moseley is now in charge of cutting the crusts off John's PB&J
I thought...
I thought for home games, it was banging some Strike Force girls under Big Thunder?
Road ritual
probably different and more focused, especially as we are nearing finals week and the college girls are all studying... oh who the heck are we fooling saying these guys go after educated girls...
...advils.
Right. Those are the uppers we need.
Awesome
John Lackey is the freakin' man.
He doesn't "Bean up"?
I guess that is left to the everyday players.
What, no bennies?
I guess the Red Bull takes care of that...
Thank God he's not taken up the Tony Phillips
POST-GAME ritual (you know, the one Ken Caminiti perfected into the ground)

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