Okay, this officially crossed the line into comedy when it was announced Saturday that criminal defense attorney Robert Shapiro will be representing Gary Matthews Junior.
If Bud Selig hires Chris Darden to conduct a probe, I'm with the commish on this one.
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For crying out loud
Why would you ever choose to associate yourself with O.J. in any little way?ligtreb - March 4, 2007
How long until Mark Fuhrman calls Matthews
by a 6 letter word?Caseys Kiss of Death - March 4, 2007
BEFORE OR AFTER
He plants a glove.Rev Halofan - March 4, 2007
You know the saying:
If the Helmet don't fit You must acquitRex DaKine Budler - March 4, 2007
Do You Think.....
In Barry Bonds case that "the helmet don't fit" will come into play for or against him.Rex DaKine Budler - March 4, 2007
"Give me back...
...my son." Best wishes, Gary Mathews, Sr.Ralph Zig Tyko - March 4, 2007
Mathews is so stupid
He probably tried to hire Johnny CochranSocalAngelFaninOC - March 4, 2007
Great signing.
When Andruw Jones signs for 140 million next November, there will be Angel fans out there cringing, thinking about the prospect of Mathews Jr.'s for FOUR MORE YEARS.goodvibe61 - March 4, 2007
i can't bear to hear the f- word
FOUR MORE YEARS... LIKE SOME DREADFUL HEAD OF STATEproletariat - March 4, 2007
Great outfield prognosis this year......
With "speedy" (get it?) Gonzalez in CF, GA will have even less motivation to chase down balls the days he is in LF, and Speedy will probably crash into Vladdy in an effort to show his superior D. When Johnny Rivers comes back, HE crashes into Speedy with an "out of my way, Punk, that was MY ball attitude", sending Speedy onto the DL with a dislocated shoulder resulting in CF being handled for about $9.6mm LESS by Tommy "Happy" Murphy. Great Scott!SocalAngelFaninOC - March 4, 2007
Moreno Unhappy
From the L.A. Times:TEMPE, Ariz. -- Angels owner Arte Moreno said Sunday he would not let the uncertain situation surrounding center fielder Gary Matthews Jr. linger into the regular season.
"It's going to be resolved by opening day, one way or the other. I promise you that," Moreno said.
"I'm not a very happy guy. It should have already been resolved."
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-moreno5mar05,1,6484620.story?coll=la-headlines-sports
G Abbes - March 4, 2007
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