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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Game 127/162

Game Thread - Red Sox at Angels - Lester Vs. Escobar - 7:05 p.m.

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Our V-Lefty lineup will hopefully be sans Adam 0-4 Kennedy.

Intentionally Altered Movie Line:
Moreno: Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of ESPN's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own YankSox coverage. The day of the writing in the sky, when your two cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my Angels from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for ESPN except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you NOW!

No word on whether Brendan Donnelly has dropped his appeal of that noble post-Arlington suspension, but if he could stretch it out until the September 1st roser expansion, it would be a good thing.

Beat My Runs and Hits Picks: LAA - 16, 22 ... BOS - 5, 9

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Is Lester that bad?
No Doubt: 9, 13
Bosstones: 3, 8

Jeff

HH will represent at the game
cupie, the rev, and i will be at the game, probably ending up behind the left-field seats at some point. if you're there tonight, stop by and say "Panther"

Planet of the Panthers: 7/12
All the sequels, combined: 3/7

Nova=hottest woman in the ape controlled future
hunt for red october-6/11
left home washing their red pantyhose-4/9
Go Us!
we're hot 6/10
they're not 4/10
Lets make it half a dozen straight...
Angels: 6/11
Red Sox: 3/8
Picks
Halo Empire - 7/13
Idiot Colony - 5/11
Go Halos
Angels 6/9
RedSox 4/7
Let's blow it up
Angels - 5/14
Red Sox - 4/11
Pikz and Panz
Pacific Red Snapper: 7/13
New England Clam Chowder: 6/10

So has the "Ignore Howie Kendrick" experiment been concluded? Kudos to the Halos for defeating the Red Sox last night even though we spotted them 7 more productive outs than we were able to utilize

All my games have been blacked out
On mlbtv since I moved to SF. Whats the deal?

angels 8 13
the team I hate most 4 12

Both teams leave a shit load of men on base.

perhaps
your credit card when you registered had a local zip code?
Have you changed
your info on your profile
yeah
I changed my profile, nothing seems to be working
they use your credit card...
zip code to determine blackouts, along with the geographic location of your IP addresss.....
MLB.com
is a piece of shit service. I tried to get the games in Montana for the summer and they were all blacked out. It is a stupid system and fraudulent marketing, as they they proclaim: "SEE ALL YOUR FAVORITE TEAMS PLAY ON MLB.COM"
works pretty well for me...
LOB is a four letter word
The streak(s) continue...

LAA: 7/11
SUX: 4/8

DIE A'S DIE
Myspace pervs - 6/11
Lester the Molesters - 4/7
you say perv like it's a bad thing
Pickz
Angels- 14/24
The Idiots- 11/18

...which means this will probably end up being a 2-1 game.

ignite
halos 5/12
red sox 4/14
pix
Angels: 8/14

them:   3/7

picks
Halos 9/13
BoSox 5/10
Wow Rev, 16R...
Us:  9/19
Them:  5/12

Our LOBs will be huge again.

S

Tonight
Halos 8/13
Sux 5/9
damn A's
already leading 3-0
Yes!.....
Loooooong way to go.  C'mon E-Lo!
Please...
don't EVER call him that again
LOL..
I promise.  5-0 lead for Racer X.
pickies
the ones who wear the red socks 8/13
the ones who smell like socks   5/12
lmao
good one
winners, winners, winners

        Angels in the outfield    5/8
        Satans spawns      3/6

Donnelly's Number
Halos     5,   11
Bosox     3,    9
Mypicks
Myspace: 6/14
Queer Eye: 3/6
Here's to having Kool-Aid tonight!
Angels: 6/11
Sox: 5/9
Going Tonight
Leaving now as a matter of fact. Since the Cubs are done. I'm joining my wife in rooting for the Angels the rest of the year.
Pix

Angel Food Cake:  7/11
Chowdah:          5/10
Pickage
Ambrosia 7/7
Tea 5/9
Santa Cruuuz
Way too close to O-town. shudder

ANGELLLLS: 5 / 9
Gonna eat the other (better) kind of Chowdah: 3 / 7

Picks
Halos:    6/10
Red Sux:  5/9
be afraid....
be VERY afraid........
why????
what are you going to do?????  
SPANK THAT
@SS
Way to hang a score...
for the laa-laa-laa's to see.....
Prediction
Angels: 7/16
Red Sox: 2/9

How many damn dirty apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Twelve. One to screw in the light bulb, and the other eleven to throw feces at him.
under the gun
us - 6, 9
them - 4, 8
Hmmm...
Escobar went from 0-2 to a leadoff walk. Don't know what this portends...
Jesus. It's going to be one of those games.
O.C. has high socks
when did that happen?
Is it Erstad bobblehead night?
BBTN says....
Tune In to the Panthas!
What is this new voice on my TV?
jose is back tonight!!!
what is going on??  is he taking somebody's place??
Maybe Hud STILL has diarrhea?
of the mouth!!!!
Mostly "the Hud's"
but know it seems like Phyxx talks allot more.

Maybe Hud will be looking for a new gig at the end of the year

what is with vlady????
he just doesn't have the speed!!!!!  
No
he just doesn't have the BRAINS.
Vlad
We will be seeing a lot more of this bullshit as Vlad enters the ladder years of his career.
is that it???
he's showing he's a young stud?????  he doesn't have the speed and he gets the 3rd out?!?!?!  not good..
If it wasn't time to freak out before...
now it is.
Le freak...
C'est chic....
The chants should be ringing out...
soon...
Well, that was fun
Fucker's hitting .259 the rest of the month with five dingers while Escobar is throwing batting practice.  Shit.
Who's the third guy in the booth tonight?
He's light years ahead of Rex and Physioc.
Jose Motta
he does spanish broadcasting, color commentating, interviews, etc...
He's pretty good.
They should replace Rex and Phys with this guy.
Goddammit
Bud Black, where the F are you?
get Escobar the hell outta there
Thank God
We have the best long relief in baseball..
and that would be who???????
Sarcasm
damn
was hoping you knew something we didn't!
Sarcasm would probably be better middle relief
than some of our guys. :/
HAHAHA
Check that pipeline...
They are in there somewhere
Well if you listen to Senator Stevens...
...then our talent is stuck in the network of tubes that is the internet. It's blocked up by all the porn.
open up the Drano
dumptrucks
get you incorrect facts straight
Damnit.
I need to watch the Daily Show more often.
i think mikey has
asked tommy lasorda to come & pitch....lol
thanks Vlad
for taking any momentum we had and pissing on it.
Not to be pessimistic, but
Escobar is on the fast track to the Blame of the Game.

Unless he can magically find his stuff.

Must be that Vlad didn't play Little League
So no one told him about the whole don't-make-the-last-out-at-third-base secret.
well, hell
SOMEBODY had better clue him in....he is not a base stealer!!!!!!
um
"Before tonight Boston hadn't hit a home run off Angels pitching all year."

Uh.......yeeeeaaaaah.

Arte, please, I'm begging you, can we get some professional announcers please? Pretty please?

If I'd wanted to see Dustin Moseley pitch
... I'd be on a plane to Salt Lake, dig?
Watch out for snakes
Myspacecobar is still the best nickname yet
why hasn't bud
come out to settle escobar down????   or slap him silly...or something...
Probably won't do that until the score is 9-1.
Buddy gave him a scolding
last outing. I would guess he figures the Kelvim is a man and should handle these things himself sometimes
sometimes one has to take a
man by the hand and lead him to what he is supposed to be doing.....
then he must not have read his myspace site
the guys in his high twenties going on 17.
The winning streak has...
to end sometime.  Why not tonite?
Not only that, but Boston's losing streak
has to be snapped at some point too.

Not to be snippy, but I hope that Oakland has a nice, long losing streak starting soon. Tomorrow preferably. ;)

aren't they playing tonite??
Already won. Which means this is a must-win.
But it's turning into a no-win.
I understand completely....
no snips taken...
I mean, who the fuck goes in the game?
We are doomed.  Our bullpen has nearly hit worst case scenario;  this offseason is important to shore up that heap that precedes Shields (hmm) and K-mecahnicswillruinmycareer-Rod.
Is that the white flag I see?
No
I wasn't too concerned about getting a bat at the deadline, but I thought it was almost essential in getting a reliever.  I will give some (not too much) credit to Carrasco, but other than that the bullpen is a mess.
ok, charlie brown
we are not doomed...yet.....they could make a public service announcement..."is there a pitcher in the house???"
When does the mercy rule....
kick in...
about the same time
we kick your.... oh well...it is only the bottom of the second...i have complete faith in my angels....
have you noticed
that jose speaks better english than hud???
Lots of game left people....
hey, Oakland came back from 8-0 the other night..
who were they playing??
my daughter used to play in the girl's little league...is that one of the teams they played???
Wow..
those were the ugliest girls I've ever seen....
oh, oh...when my child
sees what you said...YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!!!!!!!!  
Me?!
You're the one that said they were playing the A's!  Those ladies look like a dude.
I was speaking of the little girl's
league...as in children....as you well know...
Oh,,,
I thought you said they played the A's.....
Hey Dave
isn't past your bedtime. you must be getting sleepy by now
Went to bed early last night...
feel nice and refreshed, you'll be glad to hear.
I think you might need some more shuteye
because your still ugly
Winning ugly...
is fine by me....
So you like the white sox also
No way....
Mrs. Ozzie Guillen sicc'ed the usher on me...
now why would AJ do that?
BD probably made
a pass at her....lol
She said I was....
sittin in her seats...
Okay
I can stand for Howie to get out of his slump now.
1-2-3 MySpace
one-two-three
Jose's been infected
either that or "the Hud" is sharing the stash tonight
Wow, VLad
owns the whole town! V-Town
Thats the way Kelvim
Now lets see the rest of them bats heat up
it's juan time!!!!!!
hit it over the wall!!!!!!
A grand slam would be pretty sweet here.
GO JUAN GO!
someone keep an eye out
see if Escobar gets the outside strike that's been called against Vlad and Rivera this inning.
was fixing my soon to be 5 yr old
ice cream. I get back to the couch and am promptly told "bases are loaded"

Hud better be worried....he's about to be replaced

malt cup?
nope, just a regular ol bowl of ice cream
Vaaaanilllllaaaaaaa. with hersheys
very close
mint choc chip AND vanilla with Hersheys
Mmmmmmmmm. The Blending
was going to ask if it was mint choco before the Malt Cup, because its a baseball game, jibe
Johnny Rivers!
geesh, got another one of those
ebay question spams...those guys are getting tricky
Just checked email
to see if they sent me one...only one was from some chick named ninkus!!!!  found mini towel cakes for showers.....
I log into their links
my log in name is usually something like GoF**kYourself  and the password is asshole
And this just became a game again.
Thank you, Juan. A base hit will do.
And Lester looks like he's freaking out.
He's losing his command. Come on, Halos! Break it open!!
Early vote
If we make the playoffs this season, here's an early vote for team MVP: Juan Rivera. He's been a monster, we'd be 10 games out without him, maybe more.
Who is this pitcher
and what did he do to the Kelvim Escobar of the first two innings?
two words
BUD BLACK
Howie is a freakin doubles machine
that kid ....
is amazing...
is howie back?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
before its over...
nice AB figgy
Nice defensive play by Howie.
Keep the kid at second, coach.
Looks to me that
Blue has renewed his season tickets at the Fen
Ok, there we go
East coast bias zone
Somebody check the dugout....
for a pod.  That is NOT the same Kelvim....
I like this one better
he just needed to
warm up...find his groove...
As opposed to
grooving one.  Or two.  Or five.
"I don't remember too many pitchers
working slower."

Try Bart.

That's not even in the top 5
stupidest things he's said tonight.
O.C. has high socks
probably trying something
new to change luck...you know how superstitious ball players are....i like the look of the high socks...
*\0/*
C'mon KID!
G'Night Dave
It is gettin' close...
to your bedtime??????
think they will walk Vladi to get to Rivera
giggle giggle
UP & IN!
I had 3 hrs and should be going to sleep
but this is too good right now
Say g'night....
lady...
why only 3 hrs???
boys keep you awake all nite??  1 yr old or 5 yr old????
By the way, Larry Young...
This is the same cocksucker behind the plate who blew an obvious strike call with Santana on the mound last year, then kicked out Scioscia.  The next day, he blew the call where Cabrera tagged up at second after Trot Nixon made the catch going into the right field seats.  He called Cabrera out for leaving too soon on a play that wasn't even close.

If it wasn't for Eddings, this guy would easily be the worst umpire in baseball.  He's a rabbit ears, too, so he's probably worse than Eddings.  Eddings is just plain overmatched.  Young is both bad and an asshole.  That's a bad combination.

I asked this before and don't think I got a reply
isn't there an umpire review something-or-other? Or are they almighty and no one can reprimand them for sheer stupidity?
It's an old boys' club
Review? What's that?
there is a review board
if you play under protest for what you consider a rotten call....they do have somebody watching over the umps but .....
unfortunately
bleacherdave is in charge....lmao
yes, but ineffective
The Umps have their own union. MLB and the union are on oposite siders of the table.there are limits to what they can do for discipline, etc.

MLB does have a review system. They use it for post season assignments. And they do have a current effort to enforce the strike zone (naturally, resisted by the umps union). But if they try to use their powers to punish or control any ump, the union steps in.

unions need to go away
way too much power in some situations
So he is one of the guys
with season tickets at Boston
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN
maybe they should have walked him to get to JR
Hey, neat, 2 productive outs in one AB
Unfuckingbelievable
Goddammit, Vlad.  <throws things>
why bother?
I'm at the gym.No game. However, there IS Sportscenter.they just did a game update. They showed the two BoSox homers and the one Manny groundout. Then they said, and I quote, "Five three is your final". And went to commercial.
at the gym on your CrackBerry?
good work out
cardio, my friend, cardio.
Remember, down 30 already, so nobody can complain.

And, it's the only way to follow the game. Hey, whatever works. Think of it as shortening up my swing! Ha ha.

next time let me know
we have an informal network of "text me with updates".
Go for it Stirrups
Get down and get Figgy wid it
lmao
Get the remote
and change the channel.

You pay money, its your right.

Demand fair airtime

sigh
Have we not heard of this thing called the sacrifice fly? Jesus.
RALLY KILLER!!
Blame of the game is rapidly shifting to Vlad and Juan.
hm
yeah, getting picked off then grounding into a double play can get you blame of the game
hmm
Juan does have the hit that made it a game again....
You must be a friend of Hud
short term memory loss
Wow
way to kill a rally.
On the good side
Vladi stopped a simple grounder hit to him...NO ERRORS!! woot woot
Sauce for the goose
Nice!
Sounds heartwarming...
Oh No!
It's the FireStarter....
come on Timmy
I wanna see you retire in a blaze of glory

H O M E R U N

Agree!
Can he just get his 3 more and be done with it?!
Are YOU doing...
your part?
huh?????
ARE YOU
trying to find something out?
what the hell was that???
maybe timmy was
supposed to catch that!!!!  lol
Do it Again!
haha, GA's reaction to Salmon getting hit
was great.

WHOA WTF. NO ONE DOES THAT TO THE KINGFISH.

loved the expression on GA's face
Pressbox
is starting to sound like MNF
what be MNF?
Mon. Night Football
ohhhhhhh that OTHER sport
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wahoooooooo
KACK...
it up, Sawx...
SHUT...
it up, Dave...
figgy figgy figgy cant you see....
come on dechone!
anyone wanna bet me
that this is Napoli's first pinch running appearance?
I dont think it is ...
I thought he has done it a couple of times already
time to get
figgy with it!!!!!!!!!!!!
whew
way to run figgy, at least we got one (so far).
R U ..
kiddin me!
calm down,
Arsonist
good.....have a tantrum...
then pitch a homey!!!!
homey?
don't play that!
it's a term my
grandson uses for homer...
I love it when a pitcher
 has got his panties in a wad. What's with the East Coast bums and their temper tantrums when they don't get a call their way?
they ain't got no
cooth back there!!!!  lol
u mean their....
chones....
hahahahahaha
I'm sure to most people outside of Southern California (or anywhere with an historical Spanish influence) wouldn't get that joke.
In conjunction with Figgins first name, I mean.
All of the Mexican-American Dodgers fans at the Freeway Series exhibition game earlier this season chuckled at that. I'm sure they do every time.
which cherub....
is gonna make the big error?  Chone again?  maybe you prefer a young tender Nap?  how bout a wandering Juan?
i say BD....
Good night all,...
See ya 5 games back in the morning!
nite dave
don't hurry back, now...
OC
gettin his panther on.
I smell a pantherrrr...........
see...his high socks
are working!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
RALLY TIME
at least Vladdy can't ground into a double play now.
disneyland
fireworks are booming....
definition for tonight
Vlad=blame
Cabrera=panther

Let's go guys, save Cabrera's panther.

dang...who is this pitcher???
he looks like one of the coaches!!!!  how old IS HE???????
timlin
thats timlin you might remember him from the blue jays world series teams in the early 90s......btw hes 40
Didn't think he was a
youngster.....was counting the rings in his neck when he had his head turned..LOL   i remember the name.....
i dont have a good subject
watch out hes wearin a camo undershirt
wasn't he the one they
called Lurch????  after the adams family butler...
did you see cabrera put his arms up..like
don't hit me....
OC
staying panther out there on second base.
damn
I'm really starting to like Quinlan.
kingfish
damn it salmon hit a flyball!

hell if u get a pitch go upstream!

shoot
bad luck there not getting a run.  Please no, well you know.
Panthers on a Plane!
Please, just a fly ball at least, Fishy.
strike?!?!?!?!?!?!????!?
yeah, what they said
what a horrendous
first strike call.
that at bat
pained me
holy pete..that was RIGHT THERE
fuck
come on salmon, a vet should know that's been called all night.
blame
salmon takes the lead.
normally I would argue that
but criminy, he just stood there and looked at all 3 of them-granted the first was a bad call but that last one....swing at least a little bit. Look like you are swinging...sneeze, do something.
If we can't convert a bases-loaded, one-out
situation, then we don't deserve to win this game.
bases loaded 1 out
and he doesn't even get the bat off his shoulders...with one of the biggest strike zones we've had in weeks.
tomorrow
Tomorrow, at BP, what are we practicing?

Sacrifice flies

Cabrera not being able to score there
was bad luck too.  Damnit. I wonder who's to blame on that one, him or Ebel, or if it was just a tough read since it landed so close to Hinske.

Either way, I might barf.

hm
i dont know, the all knowing physiocTM said the right fielder is a converted infielder, with that info and cabreras speed, i say send him all the way
Salmon
HOW can he take THREE pitches near the strike zone with THE BASES LOADED and ONE OUT? Jeez, man, theres a reason you are standing at home plate with a bat: To give an effort at hitting the ball.
Holy Fucking Shit
Two fucking pitches that close to the fucking strike zone with the fucking bases loaded and down by a fucking run in the fucking 7th inning.  You're a fucking 13 year veteran, get the fucking bat off your fucking shoulder and fucking swing.

Fuck.

something tells
me you are ...  upset.......
wow, Crisp has been a bust
that a boy Hud.  Ripping a vet, don't hear that very often.
21 LOB
Hold on, let me reemphasize:

21 LOB

we better win this dang game
because THAT would be tough to swallow.
lol
I didn't even know 21 LOB was possible.
wait
wouldn't 21 LOB mean bases loaded every inning?  Or do you mean for both teams combined?
oh
Oh I understand your confusion. 10 LOB for the team, but adding player totals.
correction
my gameday says 24 LOB
so in other words
it's wrong.  7 * 3 = 21

That would mean bases loaded every inning.  I know it's been close, but no way it's 21 and it can't possibly be 24.

By 21, do you mean 10?
the time is now
napoli, figgy and izzy need to come up big!
come on
not me physioc
this strike zone
is ridiculous. Consistent, but ridiculous.
consistently rediculous
that's a horseshit strike call
high and outside.  Even if you swing, you're f'd.

Sweet Figgy!  Steal!

Ok, SB, single, tie game, let's go!
like taking candy from a baby
Now Izzy, don't do that fade shot to left center.  They play you there, they know you hit there.
actually, hell, steal third!
no doubt
Ok Cabfare, this is where you solidify your panther night.
O.C. has high socks
alright OC
time to REALLY earn that panther.
let's win this one and help WTY's ROY chances
shut the FUCK up hud
Fuck. Fuck. Shitty Luck.
That's the game right there.
duckmaster...
if you're using reverse psychology for good luck, thank you.

If you're being serious, that's a rediculous statement.

We really don't deserve to win at this rate.
dangit
let's shut 'em down and Vladdy and Juan don't just swing for the fences.
if we can just hold 'em and squeak out a run
their bullpen will be screwed in extra innings.
commentary rewind
Phyz - (mildly interesting analysis of how Pappelbon is used to coming out of the pen after just warming up to start the 9th, but tonight had to get all hyped up to get one out in the 8th.)

Hud - Excuse me Steve, I have to interrupt. Pappelbon is wearing a jacket!

nice inning mice titties!!!
Let's go Vlad, this is why we pay you the grande dinero.
Would I be presumptuous
if I said that the next three outs will determine the season?
yes
i don't see how oakland can continue winning with huston street having problems, esteban loiaza being inconsistent....
Unfortunately
It didn't really look like they had a problem tonight, especialy with Loiaza pitching.
Loiaza
hasn't been lousy in his recent starts.  He's throwing back in the mid-90's again.
come on Juan
you guys don't need a damn homer, just get on base and get it started.
I've never seen
So many Angels choke or not come through in one game in my life.  God, I hate the Red Sox.
Goat = Salmon
Designated Looker.
Monkey Gone to Heaven
We need a new monkey
STOP THAT LOB
Who had the most LOB tonight?  That person should get the blame of the game.

Vlad sucked.  I vote him, although tough to argue against Salmon.

Blame of the game
  1. Salmon, for being Mr. Unclutch with the bases jammed (1-7 in such situations this year)
  2. Escobar, for getting the Angels into this situation in the first place
  3. On the border: Vlad, for GIDPing at a very inopportune moment.
While...
he was shaky in the first two innings...
He faced the minimum for the rest of his 6...
Howie also
had a bad PA after Salmon struck out.
Why are they talking to David Ortiz?
Thanks a lot, FSN West.
yeah wtf
i'd rather see her talkign to orlando cabrera or getting jered weaver to see what his thoughts are after tonight
Escobar
still manages to get bad offensive support when he gives up five runs, but somehow still keeps the team in the game.
this is a tough loss
Won't get much sleep in an already abreviated night.  Thanks Angels!

Damnit.

Runz and Hitz Results
Thanks, Stirrups.
Dude, you had a much better night
than the Halos. Maybe you need to give the dugout a call tomorrow night.

Me? It's been a while since I connected. I know how Kingfish is feeling tonight.

take it you don't like me anymore??
I feel sooo, soooo, SKIPPED
I am SUCH an idiot.
When I did the tallying, and the cross-checking, I got messed up moving cardinalwarith and darkangel01 up to 2 pts each, and ended up doing too much text deletion. Thanks for catching my error. Sorry to have messed it up. After all "these are my first flights. And I'm still getting used to my programming!"
Way to fight for your point!
Crap. I messed up. Dropped ladybug
Corrected version!

ROFLMAO!! OMG....I still luvs ya!
Rev, see corrected version below!
I will mover her up one point
Thanks again for doing this, it really helps keep everyone involved!
Not a problem. Slowly improving.
And, the best part, I just learned that I don't have to waste time doing the fact-checking. Everybody does it for me!

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