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Panther of the Game:
Jered Weaver

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I wonder if Cain pitched 7 innings of 1 run ball a week after he killed his brother Abel...

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Don't cry for Jeff
I bet the Dodgers want him back...

Worst case scenario, he's a rich guy who sits on the couch and watches TV all day in his beachside mansion.

Yes
and if Jeff feels bad at all he can always call Jered up and tell him how much more money he is making for sitting on said couch in said mansion.

SOOOO GLAD JERED IS STILL JERED

It's quite distrubing sometimes how much they look alike w/the goatee growing.  It even fooled Steve Pissyack and Rexefex.  Dont remember which one blew it but one of them called him Jeff Weaver and went into a little rant about how good he was doing.  waa waa

Cain?
Matt Cain killed his brother Abel? Was that before or after he (nearly) no-hit us?
The Plan
Get back in it by the All Star break and then package Kennedy and WTE for a big bat at third, LF or DH.
We can't package them
Weaver has to be traded by July 10.
We can
package Weaver with anyone - we just have to have completed the packaging and trading by July 10.
Morales
Where did tonight's performance come from?  Could it be that Mickey's instruction is paying off?

I'm all for side salad getting craazy nick names and what not but I was thrown into a fear spiral when the first Napoli nickname sign to hit the TV waves was "Napolian Dynamite."  A) This movie is a broken record of a joke and bored me to tears after the first 20 minutes and B)...just please don't get this nick name on a roll because I really really don't want to have to hear the word "tots" every time the guy hits a game winning hit.

However I fully approve of everyone taking Mike MoNapoli to the bank.  You can make signs with little monopoly characters on them... $$$ signs... even blow up his profile picture and slap a top hat and monacle on him. So much more fun and creative is the MoNaploli name.

PEACE OUT

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