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But What Does This Mean For Frank Tanana?

Today's Off Day Topic:

The disconcerting assymmetry of Frank Tanana's Face...

We start with Handsome Frank Tanana in his mid 1970s prime...

Star-divide

Okay, here is
FRANK TANANA'S LEFT SIDE TRANSPOSED:

And now for
FRANK TANANA'S RIGHT SIDE TRANSPOSED:

Does this freak you out maybe just a little bit?

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heilig scheiss
das ist sehr erschreckend.  und häßlich.  Ich entschuldige mich, wenn Sie nicht dieses verstehen können.
i googled a translation
nastily frightening?
close
scary and ugly
Disturbing
Very disturbing.

But that original picture was not taken straight-on, so of course you're going to get a bizarre effect.

i compensated
note the tilt in the hat. I straightened the photo to align with the center of his face.
Try this sometime
with Casey Kotchman.  Dude's face is hella asymmetrical.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You spoiled my nexxt surprise!
oh please
can we see the kotchman one?
Man...
You know it's going bad when the Rev starts doctoring photos of Frank Tanana for entertainment.
yep
too much time alone with photoshop
what freaks me out is that you thought to do this
It looks like he was born with a cleft palate.
That is just a really bad photo-it looks like 2 different people photoshopped together-his hair isnt even the same on either side.
I wanna see the Weaver boys....half of Jeff's face with half of Jered's face.
The third one
looks like an OBEY T-shirt

Frank Tanana has a posse...

Alt-F4
Dude... you gotta lay off the glue and photoshop... yer gonna give me nightmares!

Jeff

Rev...
You are my photoshop idol.
Runs vs Hits
0 vs O
O vs O
nice
good one, cupe.
Good news for you guys
Esteban Yan is Esteban gone
http://www.tsn.ca/mlb/news_story/?ID=167401&hubname=mlb
But I guess this would be bad news for me?
Eh, take it as you wish.
Madame Rev
This whole thing is fucking lame.

Everything is cool and thank you.

are you going split personality on us?
we can call him 'C-U' and 'PIE'
as in C U later and want some pie, sweetie?? LOL
Erstie would make a great photoshop project
come on Rev, ENTERTAIN US!!!
Erstad
So uh, I saw him in Laguna Beach tonight... Must have been waiting for his wife cuz he was just standing there watching over his baby in a stroller.

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