We are in first place by one game. Why? Because of a team effort:
Byrd - great command of the strike zone tonight.
Hatcher - great getting off your ass for once this season and inspiring the club, not that they hit any better than usual.
Scioscia - the ump's wife wakes up with a horse's head in the bed.
Kotchman - you should be batting 2nd, 3rd or 5th.
Erstad - you shouldn't.
Cabrera - no glove, no love; so you get the leather rubdown tonight hunny-bunch.
Fielder's Choice - scoring two of our runs late in the game with this RBI method is not advisable for every close game during a pennant race.
Scot Shield - The power of the Single T was restored - 3 batters strike out looking.
Frankie - Heartburn central gives up a base hit and two walks but strikes out 3 swinging.
We should all hire a private eye to tail umpire Larry Young, just in case we can get pictures of him soliciting underage male prostitutes.
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Sorry....
I know who at least two closeted umpires are, and Larry Young ain't one of them. Besides, as Dave Pallone's book showed, MLB already tails the umps--mostly to see that they're not consorting with gamblers, but also so that they don't become potential blackmail victims. Save the money, just make sure he never umps an Angels game again.I like Kotchmann hitting 5th.
Jim @ Halos Heaven - September 8, 2005
Jim
get us the dirt on him anyway... straight people can be deep in the keenkee, ya know...Rev Halofan - September 8, 2005
Would she be able to tell
the ump's wife wakes up with a horse's head in the bed.If she's married to Larry Young, she usually wakes up with a horse's ass in the bad, so I'm not sure she'd get the significance.
LA Seitz - September 8, 2005
Damn typos
in the badIn the bed
LA Seitz - September 8, 2005
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