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They came today. UPS delivered them. I signed for them. They are beautiful. And it looks like they will be put into use! I won't be using the Tiebreaker tickets - $24 goes back into my season seatholder acount automatically.

It is questionable which ALDS tickets will matter - If we start a best of 5 on the road, than the game 3 ticket is worthless, as game 3 of the series would be ticket #1 and game 4 if necessary is the game 2 ticket. If we start it at home, Game 5 (Ticket 3) would be a pretty intense ticket to hold - we are talking elimination, folks, a fight to the finish, a death match.

Okay, I am getting freaked out by all of this, let's pull a Scioscia and argue with the ump -I mean, let's take it one game at a time. Tomorrow morning we leave for Oakland and prepare for my on-field nudist victory romp the moment the Angels clinch. My girlfriend has already researched getting out of jail in Oakland for misdemeanor acts of recklessness. It is a cinch!

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Word to the wise
Hopefully Oakland law is not like in Dallas, where streaking is called "disturbing the peace" and the fines are meted out like this:

Assault: $100
Prostitution: $150
Disturbing the Peace: $275

Yes, I got the $275 one. I could've kicked some ass and gotten laid for less!

Tonight...
The Angels have come to Oakland to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass, looks like they're almost out of beer.
streaking
Rumour has it that it can be charged as sexual assault, sexual insanity, sexual offense, etc. Don't know if these are true or urban legends, FWIW.
Actually...
...that's a good point.  It depends on the jurisdiction; here in Texas I know of at least one instance in which a guy was forced to register as a sex offender for getting drunk and dropping his trunks on the high dive at a public pool where young children were present.  Crazy shit.

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