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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Game 107/162

Baltimore Orioles of Maryland v. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

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Bedard v. Lackey

7:05 p.m. on Fox Cable West or ESPN-2, either way would someobody please post any mood swings made audible by Steve or Rex, seeing as their tenuous contract situations will likely bring out the stupidest in them.

Lackey has been about as nails as we could have hoped for. He is a strikeout pitcher and the former St. Louis Browns squad is a hard-contact team, meaning a truckload of whiffs is not too out of he question. Our site's house astrologer pointed out that Roger Clemens and John Lackey are Texan Scorpios having great years in synch with some cosmic cycle, so GO-GO-Scorpio!

My Runs y Hits Pix: LAA: 5/8, BAL 1/6

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Comments

Scorpio, shmorpio
Yeah, but according to MY astrologer, we're in Mercury Retrograde, which means bad shit is going down -- for everyone. I think.

Long live the Libras:

Scorpio Lackey & Co.: 6/12
Retard Bedard & Co.: 1/9

Set Vlad on 'kill'
Smog-choked sprawl: 7 on 12
Boring far-north suburb of DC: 2 on 7
Serpico
halos 7/11
the orange julius' 3/9
Esteban Yan is a cancer
Halos: 5 on 11
0's:   3 on 7
cancer or Cancer?
Mr. Gates, I would disagree with you in your thinking that Yan is a cancer on this team. It seems like he gets on well with the other players, and his performance has improved lately, giving the Angels a good reliever to throw.

If you think he's a Cancer, then clearly his moon is in Uranus.

Yan
He is a Cancer according to the astrological charts.

I think he has been pretty decent over the last few weeks.

Good Lord
Just cut him.  Yesterday.  He can't hit, and he can't catch.  

Damn, I hate Steve Finley.

Fuckin Finley
just got a hit...

woot!

I still hate him
n/m
if you had to have
sex with a Finley who would it be with?

Chuck
or
Frosty

?

Chuck
If he was good enough for Tawny Kitaen...
Super Good Lord
the A's lost.

c

HUD
Was just talking about how the batter's on the Angels are not stat gurus.  They don't know how they fare against said pitcher. They are just up there hacking.

Oh my goodness, i hope this Hud back on the Hippie Lettuce and only speaking for himself.  

I don't even know what to say.

Ahh, there it is
We've reached the Lackey inning.
Micetits
Does Hatcher never give his Hackers a bunting clinic?
Ersty
missed Hatcher's bunting clinic as well.  Clutch hit by ersty though.

Is it possible that we don't bunt unless the peeps on the team can actually bunt.

Fuckinfundamentals.

Escalade
Good job GA.  Don't mean to bore ya!
Phys
Just got the Lackey "quality" start line.  

I will be happy when Phys and Hud are long gone as well as the quality start.

Lackey
Good game by Lackey. He go back into the clubhouse and sweat out lastnights bender.

That is what i call a quality start.

Wow
That is weird Donneley is giving up runs like pocket lady gives out candy on halloween.
Jason Grimsley
Was he a Halo?  Bueller..?  Bueller..?
Yes
...for one forgettable season ('96 IIRC).
Thanks...
 I was starting to feel like Tom Hanks without "Wilson".  
wilson
rad call.

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